Jenna Maroney

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Jenna Maroney Quotes

	Season 4 / Episode 3: - Stone Mountain Jenna Maroney: [Jenna has followed the boys into the mensroom] Oh wow, they painted the ceiling in here!
	Season 3 / Episode 18: - Jackie Jormp-Jomp Jenna Maroney: Oh, I can play dead. I watched my whole church group get eaten by a bear.
	Season 3 / Episode 18: - Jackie Jormp-Jomp Jenna Maroney: The Kids Choice Awards? Fine, I'll set aside my feud with Raven-Symone for one day... but she knows what she did.
	Season 3 / Episode 18: - Jackie Jormp-Jomp Jenna Maroney: I'm prepared to slip a nipple if you think it will help.
	Season 3 / Episode 18: - Jackie Jormp-Jomp Jack Donaghy: I'm going to Tupac you. Jenna Maroney: OK, but I have to pee first.
	Season 3 / Episode 18: - Jackie Jormp-Jomp Jenna Maroney: Do you need a sex tape release? Because I've got a weird one. It's night vision and you can see that his buddy is robbing me.
	Season 3 / Episode 16: - Apollo, Apollo Jenna Maroney: The reason I speak with a slight English inflection in my voice is because I lost my virginity to the My Fair Lady soundtrack.
	Season 3 / Episode 14: - The Funcooker Jack Donaghy: Lemon is right, Jenna, obviously you can't do both TGC and Jenny Jimplin. Jenna Maroney: I choose the movie. My face is bigger on movies. Jack Donaghy: No, I don't mean quit, I mean Liz will find a way to make both work. Am I right, Lemon? Liz Lemon: Well, I'll have to use you less in the show... Jack Donaghy: And I'll schale back the movie. We could cut the lesbian scene. Jenna Maroney: But the Oscars love that kind of scene. [Lemon gives her a look] There's two guys in my gym named Oscar.
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Retreat To Move Forward Kenneth Parcell: What can I do for you, Miss... Jimplin? Jenna Maroney: [using the method to prepair for her Janis Joplin role] Well according to my Wikipedia page, I'm gonna need some Cherry juice, Buttermilk and Tequila to make my signature Janice Joplin cocktail: the Frank-schlong.
	Season 3 / Episode 8: - Flu Shot Jenna Maroney: They need medicine. And what's the best medicine? Tracy Jordan: Medicine?
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Reunion Jenna Maroney: [bursting into Tracey's dressing room] Kenneth is a monster! Tracy Jordan: We have to stop him!
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Reunion Kenneth Parcell: [drying his tears] I'm so sorry, Miss Maroney. Jenna Maroney: No, keep crying. I want you to feel this so you never make this mistake again.
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - Do-Over Jenna Maroney: [Speaking to a group of friends] I got a residual check for that Japanese commercial I did! Three hundred dollars! I'm going to use the money to buy us all new boots for myself.
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - Cooter Jenna Maroney: Kenneth, where have you been? I had to put on my jeans by myself.
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - Cooter Jenna Maroney: [finding a positive pregnancy test in the trash] Oh no, someone's gonna get more attention then me.
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - Cooter Liz Lemon: Oh, so you're the only one in the word that's allowed to make sex mistakes? You had a threeway with Roseanne and Tom Arnold. Jenna Maroney: That was two years ago.
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - Sandwich Day Jenna Maroney: Shots? What am I, 12 and at my boyfriend's frat party?
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - Episode 210 Liz Lemon: Look at those floors. I would walk all around inside of that. Jenna Maroney: [Jenna walks in, Lemon quickly closes her laptop] Hey, what's up? Jenna Maroney: Are you looking at porn? I know a good site that's dirty without sacrificing story. It's by women, for women. Liz Lemon: No, I'm looking at real estate.
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Greenzo Jenna Maroney: [to Cerie, who's sitting at her desk barefoot] Are bare feet "in" or do you just have your shoes off?
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Greenzo Liz Lemon: Oh hey, I, eh, I found your lipstick [hands it over] Jenna Maroney: Oh. [looks at it] Oh, no, this isn't mine. This is Sunset Blush. I wear Tiger Orgasm.
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - Jack Gets in the Game Jenna Maroney: Me want food!
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - The Fighting Irish Jenna Maroney: What class do you wanna take? Liz Lemon: Uh, anything that doesn't have the word "strip," "salsa," or "beats" with a "z" in the name of it. Jenna Maroney: Cardio Hip-Hop Groove it is, then.
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Black Tie Jenna Maroney: We gotta boogie, gang!
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - The Head and the Hair Jenna Maroney: The "The Hair?"
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - The Head and the Hair Jenna Maroney: How's it going? Liz Lemon: Terrible. I just want to go home and watch that show about midgets and eat a block of cheese.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - The Head and the Hair Liz Lemon: He looked at me with those crazy handsome guy eyes. It was like the Death Star tractor beam when the Falcon ... Jenna Maroney: [interrupting] No Liz, do not talk about stuff like that on your date. Guys like that do not like Star Trek. Liz Lemon: Wars!
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - The Rural Juror Jenna Maroney: I've been booked on the view! Pete Hornberger: Oh Jenna, that's great. For the first time in your life you'll be in a room full of women and you'll be the least crazy one. Jenna Maroney: I know.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - The Rural Juror Barbara Walters: [on The View] Let's get personal. Your father Werner was a burger server in suburban Santa Barbara. Jenna Maroney: Yes, that's right. Barbara Walters: When he spurned your mother Verna for a curly-haired surfer named Roberta. Did that hurt her? Jenna Maroney: It was hard on all of us, yes. Barbara Walters: Flurg murg glurg flurg murg murg murg tennis murg murg. Was a murg murg flurg? Jenna Maroney: I'll always be his little girl. [cries] Barbara Walters: [puts her hand on Jenna's shoulder] Glurg.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - The Break-Up Jenna Maroney: That guy wanted to buy you a drink! Liz Lemon: Really? But I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - The Break-Up Jenna Maroney: Do you think those guys work on Wall Street? Liz Lemon: Yeah. I think they're from the firm Date Rape, Cokington, Cheeseball and Jag.

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