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	Season 4 / Episode 20: - Last Chance High School Principal: I like the hat! Off. Tom Hanson #2: I like the hair! Off. Doug Penhall: Very false Off. Tom Hanson #2: Nice sheen: Only one thing missing... Off. Tom Hanson #2, Off. Doug Penhall: [together] BANGS!
	Season 4 / Episode 19: - La Bizca Off. Tom Hanson #2: If you would've just kept your mouth shut, we'd still have our car. Off. Doug Penhall: You said something, too. They took our badges! Off. Tom Hanson #2: [with a Mexican accent] We don't need no - Off. Doug Penhall: [together with Hanson] - stinking badges!
	Season 4 / Episode 6: - Old Haunts in a New Age Officer Tom Hanson: Doug, you know there's going to be a million vampires at this Halloween dance tonight? Officer Doug Penhall: What? I'm Count Chocula!
	Season 4 / Episode 6: - Old Haunts in a New Age Off. Tom Hanson #2: Aliens travel 6 light years for a good deal on a car stereo BELIEVE IT... or not. Off. Doug Penhall: You're never going to let me forget this, are you? Off. Tom Hanson #2: DOUG, YOU'RE PSYCHIC!
	Season 4 / Episode 1: - Draw the Line Off. Tom Hanson #2: Wow. Well, Socrates can rest easy.
	Season 3 / Episode 16: - High High David: Save your preach, cop. I reject everything, man. And it's not because I'm unhappy or confused or afraid of reality. See, I can, I can, chew up the nastiest tastes reality has to dish out, man. And if reality serves me up some raw sewage, man - I'll, I'll slurp up a whole toilet-bowl full and call it ambrosia. Officer Dennis Booker: You always had a way with words, Dave.
	Season 3 / Episode 7: - The Dragon and the Angel Off. Tom Hanson #2: Doug I know you're sorry, You know how I know? You've apologised to me 430 times! You cleaned my desk, You washed my car... You brought a whoopie cushion... You've sharpened all my pencils! Off. Doug Penhall: Any of them need re-sharpening? Off. Tom Hanson #2: No! No... Off. Doug Penhall: Well, It's just that, you know, shooting your partners just a very stupid thing to do! You gotta be a little mad at me. Off. Tom Hanson #2: No I'm not Off. Doug Penhall: Oh you gotta be... You know it's very unhealthy to keep this stuff couped up, you should let some steam off get it off your chest. Off. Tom Hanson #2: Alright! Alright. I sharpen my own pencils pal, understand? Noone sharpens my pencils but me... Noone Off. Doug Penhall: Then you are a little mad... Off. Tom Hanson #2: Of course I'm mad you shot me in the ass! and I'll never forgive you okay? There. Off. Doug Penhall: Oh Wonderful, Terrific! One little mistake and you're gonna keep a grudge over me for the rest of my life? Fabulous!
	Season 3 / Episode 7: - The Dragon and the Angel Off. Doug Penhall: You know... I had them move the desks closer together, so you wouldn't strain your voice if you call for me
	Season 3 / Episode 7: - The Dragon and the Angel Off. Doug Penhall: I hope you don't have one already... Tada! Off. Tom Hanson #2: It's very nice... What is it? Off. Doug Penhall: It's a pillow. Off. Tom Hanson #2: Where's the rest of it? Off. Doug Penhall: No, it's supposed to be like that... It's for guys who have... Off. Tom Hanson #2: What? Off. Doug Penhall: Hemroids. Off. Tom Hanson #2: You hope I don't already have one? Make this go away Off. Doug Penhall: Okay... I'll put it over here, in case you change your mind. It's right here alright?
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - Fun with Animals Off. Tom Hanson #2: Nice digs Doug, you dog. I dig em.
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - Best Years of Your Life Off. Doug Penhall: She killed herself on anti-depressants? What did she do, chuckle herself to death?
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - Champagne High Off. Doug Penhall: You must wanna see what the inside of your neck looks like.
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - Chapel of Love Off. Tom Hanson #2, Officer Harry Truman Ioki, Sal "Blowfish" Banducci: [simultaneously] Don't go in the bar, Penhall!
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - Chapel of Love Off. Doug Penhall, Off. Tom Hanson #2: [at the same time] THROW IN A CHIP, HARRY! Off. Doug Penhall: [to Hanson] Poke, poke, you owe me a Coke!
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - A Big Disease with a Little Name Off. Tom Hanson #2: A guy from homicide sent me a dozen roses.
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - Fear and Loathing with Russell Buckins Officer Tom Hanson: [while mechanics are turning his vintage Mustang into a drag racer] Why can't they just shoot it and put it out of it's misery?
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - Fear and Loathing with Russell Buckins Officer Tom Hanson: This is a vintage machine, it's a work of art. It's like a - it's like a Da Vinci. Officer Doug Penhall: Now it's a Warhol.
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - Fear and Loathing with Russell Buckins Officer Doug Penhall: [sarcastically to Hanson] Oh, you picked a great time to become irresponsible.
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - Fear and Loathing with Russell Buckins Cop: We are East Bound in pursuit of a street racer.
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - Fear and Loathing with Russell Buckins Officer Doug Penhall: [to the Police instructor] Just a thought, Sir. Didn't want anybody to get hurt.
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - Fear and Loathing with Russell Buckins Russell Buckins: Would you forget about the tattoo? Officer Tom Hanson: You can't forget about a tattoo, man, that's the point!
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Christmas in Saigon Officer Doug Penhall: [impersonating Marlon Brando to Harry] You remember that night in the garden?
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Christmas in Saigon Officer Tom Hanson: To Reggie Peterson of Virginia. Captain Adam Fuller: And to everyone else we left behind there.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - How Much is That Body in the Window? Jody Moreland: That's my music, Jordan. I heard it first.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - How Much is That Body in the Window? Officer Doug Penhall: Can't a guy be in a good mood? Officer Tom Hanson: Not if he's you. Now cut it out, you're scaring us.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - How Much is That Body in the Window? Gymnastics Coach: [to Jody] No, no, you're still leading with your hips. You're all over the place. Where is your concentration?
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - How Much is That Body in the Window? Officer Tom Hanson: Get over here.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - You Ought to Be in Prison Blonde #1: Did you go? Blonde #2: Oh, he was so good.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - You Ought to Be in Prison Derek: [to Johnny] We don't like you, hot shot.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - You Ought to Be in Prison Jodie Claymann: Jeremy's always on his best behavior when he's with me. Officer Doug Penhall: What do you got? A Leash?

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