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Richard Quotes
 | Season 3 / Episode 7: - Dances with Groceries Leslie: This is the butt of the store. Richard: [sitting in trash bin] I know that, Leslie. Leslie: This is where the waste comes out. And if you're going to get zero carbon footprint, this is where the rubber meets the road. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 6: - The Milk Man Richard: You're supposed to cleanse when someone passes away. Leslie: This is familiar to me. I feel comfortable. That's why I'm wearing dad's pajamas. Richard: You're wearing his pajamas? Leslie: And uh, you probably don't want me to use his toothbrush, either. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 1: - Turkey Bowling Richard: I sold the turkey. Leslie: Why? Richard: Because we're a grocery store. That's what we're supposed to do. Leslie: I'm bowling with the turkey! |
| Season 3 / Episode 1: - Turkey Bowling Richard: Real men bowl with balls. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 6: - Amy Strikes Back Leslie: [unhooded] It's you. Where am I? Todd: We're not telling you where you are, man. You're in a remote location. Mrs. Mednick: [walks in on them] Oh. Richard: Mother! Mrs. Mednick: Don't you kids want to sit upstairs? Richard: No! We're deprogramming Leslie, I told you we need privacy. Mrs. Mednick: Oh, you're de-pro... can I watch? Richard: No! Now go! Leslie: Richard lives with his mother! [busts out laughing] |
 | Season 2 / Episode 4: - First Time Richard: You're a very weepy straight man. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 1: - Dollar Day Afternoon Leslie: I want you to know, Ingrid, your a member of this family, and we will always, always love you. Richard: But not trust her. Leslie: No no, the trust is gone. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 5: - Bag It Officer Chet Kopecky: May I have the rule book please, Amy Anderson. Richard: [interjecting] Page 23. |
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