Win a Date with Tad Hamilton!

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#1
Rosalee: [after Pete crashes into a pole] Oh, my God, are you okay?
Pete: Yeah, no I meant to do that.
#2
Tad: Give me a break, I just lost my wife and my goat.
#3
Angelica: Well is it love, big love, or great love?
Pete: What do you mean?
Angelica: Well, love you get over in two months, big love you get over in two years, and great love, well great love... changes your life. So which one is it?

[Pete laughs and takes a big gulp out of his drink]
Angelica: Oh my god, it's great love.
Pete: Yeah, that just great.
#4
Pete: Tad Hamilton is an actor. How do you know he's not acting with you?
#5
Tad: [to Rosalee] What happened here tonight was a force of nature. Two people set out to be friends, but nature would have none of it. Nature wanted them to be more and nature's going to want that tomorrow.
#6
Pete: I told you to guard your carnal treasure! You practically *chucked* it at him!
#7
Pete: I'm telling you, she is more of a treasure than you could possibly know. She is not just some wholesome, small town girl, some like, good for you breath of fresh air. Tad, she is a wonderful person with a huge heart. And the kind of beauty that a guy only sees once, you know? Once! So Tad, if there is even a chance that you could break her heart, please, just for her sake, walk away man.
Tad: I could never break Rosalee's heart, ok?
Pete: Good. Because if you do I swear to God I will tear you to pieces with my bare hands. Or vicious rhetoric.
Tad: You're a good guy Pete.
Pete: Well yes. Apparently not good enough.
#8
[Pete gives Rosalee some parting advice before her big date]
Pete: Guard your carnal treasure.
#9
Angelica: Rosalee, when great love is rejected something in a man dies.
#10
Pete: [to Tad] Like do you know she has six smiles? One when something really makes her laugh. One when she's making plans. One when she is laughing out of politeness. One when she is uncomfortable. One when she is making fun of herself. And one when... she's talking about her friends.
#11
Rosalee: Your standing films will time and test themselves.
Tad: [beat] Thank you.
#12
Angelica: Well you got to win her back.
Pete: Believe me I have tried everything.
Angelica: Well what did she say, when you told her you loved her?
Pete: Ok maybe not everything.
Angelica: How did she react, when you kissed her?
Pete: Ok, maybe only two things.
#13
Rosalee: Yikes-a-bee
#14
Rosalee: You have five smiles Pete. One when you think someone an idiot. One when you think someone's REALLY an idiot. One when you're singing to Barry White. One when you're getting all dressed up. And one when you're looking at me.
#15
Pete: [about Tad] I bet you in his life he's slept with like what, 15, 20 women?
Rosalee: No way. That's not even physically possible.
#16
Pete: [kisses Rosie] I love you, Rosie. I *always* have. If I've been a jerk this last week, it's because I've been fighting - I've been fighting for you. I don't want to lose you to Tad Hamilton, or anyone else. You're the one.
#17
[Richard Levy shows Tad Hamilton a tabloid cover story]
Richard Levy: Congratulations. You're actually drinking, driving, smoking, leering and groping at the same time.
Richard Levy the Shameless: Which on one hand, is just about the coolest thing ever...

[the other Richard Levy scoffs]
Richard Levy the Shameless: ...but on the other hand, maybe isn't so great for the image.
#18
Rosalee: [to Tad] Do you think it is possible to love someone your entire life and never realize it?
#19
Tad: Do you guys have any suites?
Hotel Clerk: Sure we got sweets. We got some lollies down here by the register, if you wanna pop on by and get yourself a lolly.
#20
[at the airport]
Pete: I got you something. [holds up can of Pringles] You know, in case you don't want the prime rib in first class.