Simon Peters: [in the club, trying to chat up two stewardesses] What I always wanted to know: How many air miles do you get when you bang a stewardess?
Einsatzleiter: [to Simon Peters standing on a roof:] Everyone has problems from time to time, Mr. Peters!
Simon Peters: [screaming] Now shut your puss you psycho-clow!
Der IKEA-Mann: [very friendly] Can I help you?
Simon Peters: Ahh... yes! I got no girlfriend, plunged into debts and I hate my job!