Thunderstruck

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Thunderstruck Quotes

#1
Mr Koyths: I know what he's trying to tell me... he was trying to say, he's been kidnapped! Bugger me! I hope they don't fuck him up the golera!
#2
Sam: Did that prick just give me the finger?
Ben: Yeah. I think you got the whole hand
#3
Sonny: [In the middle of a funeral] FUCK! He's being cremated!
#4
Lloyd: Sam, why can't I be in the band?
Sam: Because you're no good. You're our manager
Lloyd: So why are you lead singer?
Sam: Because I can sing.
Lloyd: No you can't, you suck!
Sam: OH yeah, you wanna have a go?
Lloyd: [Sam advances on Lloyd] Bring it on, I can take you! Me and my broom!
#5
Ronnie: [about Bon Scott] He went out in style!
Sam: That's how I want to go out!
Lloyd: What, choke on your own vomit?
#6
Mr Koyths: That's what I like about you - you think.
#7
Simmo: We got Bon Scott's ashes!
Robbo: Yes, we did got Bon Scott's ashes.
#8
Sonny: Ben, take the broomstick out of your ass. Sam's a dickhead. He's always been a dickhead. He always will be. So there's no point getting upset when he starts acting like one!
#9
Sam: [about Amy telling Sonny she's missed him] Was it like a "I'v missed you" like I walk into a room and your not there, or like "I've missed you" and I wanna rip all your clothes off?
Sonny: It was like a [pause] "I've missed you, you know"
Sam: Ohh man thats a greenlight!
#10
Lloyd: Right, so we're going to have to break the guys out, so we're going to have to blow out the side wall... have you got any explosives?
Anna: No... but I can get some tomorrow
Lloyd: Fuck, that'll be too late
#11
Robbo: I can't believe you'd ask me a question like that. You got Angus Young, a god, and Axel Rose, a knob.
#12
Robbo: I know this is my third dad, but I think this time it'll work.
#13
Lloyd: [Discussing their band getting back together] I'd be pretty good on bass...
Sam: Watch the road.
Lloyd: Yeah. I'm just saying...
Sam: Watch the road!
#14
Sam: [Last lines] Hey Lloyd! You can be in the band!
Lloyd: YEEEEEAAAAAH!
#15
Rob Wallace: Not such a long way to the bottom, is it? Now piss off.
#16
Sonny: [Flashback as Sonny describes his 'gigs' to the others] Old McDonald had a farm, E I E I O. And on that farm he had dinosaurs, E I E I O...
Birthday Girl: You suck.
#17
Lloyd: [after being handed a black AC/DC shirt] Do you have anything in white?
Sam: How many AC/DC shirts do you see made in white?
Lloyd: Well, it's going to be a bit hot wearing black in the desert, Sam.
#18
Robbo: [Robbo and Simmo are under the impression that the boys have stolen Bon Scott's ashes] Them's the ones that stole Bon's ashes!
Simmo: Well you know what we've gotta do?
Robbo: No, what?
Simmo: I dunno, that's why I was asking you!
#19
Lloyd: You know what your problem was? You had no connections. With my connections...
Sonny: I'd get 12 years of good behaviour.
#20
Sonny: [Lloyd is describing hiding the drugs he's smuggling in a cubicle at the airport, when he has heard a knock at the door and flushed them] So was it the customs guy at the door?
Lloyd: Nah, it was just some old bloke that looked like Mr Miyagi!