#1 Dr. Alan Champion: Will you be handling the outpatient care, nurse? Angela: Well, do you mind? Dr. Alan Champion: Visions of sponge baths dance in my head.
#2 Devlin: What were you trying to do? Save the world? Angela: No. Not the world, just myself.
#3 Angela: They hack into computers and they cause this chaos.
#4 [Alan holds up martini glasses] Dr. Alan Champion: Guess what time it is? Gibsons! Almost. We have no onions, so we'll have to use these: Seldane, the antihistamine of champions.
#5 Angela: Such a nightmare! It's like I'm not even me anymore.
#6 Angela: For future reference you should know that the living tend to interest me just a little more than the dead do.
#7 Angela: I'm surprised you didn't kill me then fuck me!
#8 Jack: God, we're pathetic, aren't we? Angela: Excuse me? Jack: Well, we're here. We're sitting on the most perfect beach in the world, and all we can think about is-... Angela: "Where I can hook up my modem?" Jack: Yeah, exactly.
#9 Mrs. Raines: How did you get across the border without a passport? Angela Bennett: I had a temporary issued! Mrs. Raines: Do they do that? I don't think they do that Angela Bennett: Oh, God, this is ridiculous!
#10 Cyberbob: So what do U want in a man? Angela Bennett: Butch, beautiful, brilliant, Captain America meets Albert Schweitzer. Spends all day dashing into fray while making world safe for democracy; at night playing Bach cantatas while curing cancer. Cyberbob: Settle for a guy who puts the seat down?
#11 Jack: Computers are your life, aren't they? Angela: Yes. The perfect hiding place.
#12 [Angela's working on her computer] Jack: Is that business or pleasure? Angela: Is there a difference? Jack: Not a great deal if you're a hacker.
#13 Angela: I just don't, I don't understand. Why me? Why me? I am nobody. I am nothing. They knew, they knew everything about me. They knew. They knew what I ate, they knew what I drank, they knew what movies that I watch, they knew, they knew, they knew what, where I was from, they knew what cigarettes I used to smoke, and, and, and everything they, they did, they must have watched on the, on the Internet, I don't know, watched my credit cards? Our whole lives are on the computer, and they knew, they knew that I could be vanished. They knew that nobody would care, that nobody would understand, and that you would, that it wouldn't matter anymore.
#14 Dr. Alan Champion: You know, what's frightening me is, I'm starting to think that you're not delusional.
#15 Angela: So, what's this for?
[showing Jack his gun] Jack: It's uh... it's for shark fishing. Angela: Shark fishing... with a silencer? Jack: Yeah. You certainly seem to know your ordinance. Angela: Colorado. You grow up with guns.
#16 [discussing the movie "Breakfast at Tiffany's"] Jack: When I was about thirteen, I had this sort of identity crisis. I used to think I was one of the characters. Angela: You thought you were Audrey Hepburn? Jack: No. I used to think I was the cat.
#17 [Angela, who already sent the incriminating info to the FBI at the last second, is approached and caught by Devlin and Marx] Jack: [shoves Angela over] Get away from the computer. What did think you were trying to do? Save the world? Angela Bennett: No. Not the world. Just myself. Jack: Ah, I'm afraid it's too late for that. The offer's been withdrawn. Angela Bennett: Um, you might wanna look at the screen, because everything on that disk was just sent to the FBI. Everything. Jack: So? Angela Bennett: So... proof that the Gatekeeper program has a back door. Jack: [convinced] My, my. Angela Bennett: Proof that Bergstrom and Dale's murder were orchestrated by Gregg. Jack: [to Ruth] Watch her.
#18 Jack: If you'll excuse me, it's, it's time to make the world safe for democracy.
#19 IceMan: No one leaves the house anymore. No one has sex. The Net is ultimate condom.
#20 Jack: I reckon you've got to try a few things in life without a safety net. How else are you gonna know you're alive? Angela: Well, I take my share of risks. Uh-huh. Um, I don't always floss. I rip the tags off my pillows.