The Ant Bully
Head of Council: War with the humans? That's impossible.
Zoc: A wizard knows no such word.
Soldier Ant #1: [on guard duty outside, after a huge belch comes out the ant hole behind him] Praise the Mother!
Lucas Nickle: Ah, Kraznoks!
Zoc: [glares at crystal in hand] Curse you, rock; a curse upon your children!
Hova: I don't think rocks have children.
Zoc: [throws crystal to the ground] Well they won't *now*.
Zoc: Don't fire until you see the wax of his ears!
Hova: [entering Lucas' house] Do all of your guests pass under this door?
Lucas Nickle: Well, actually, you guys are the first friends I've had over.
Hova: We are the first ones? Kreela! We're the first ones to pass under the door!
Fugax: And to think, all of this is made from your own POOP! [sniffs] Nice...
Zoc: [after Lucas tells Zoc a plan to save the colony] I think I know why his name is 'Peanut', [raises his arms up] Because his brain is the size of a peanut!
Kreela: Peanut? The Destroyer? I had to move out of my nest because of you! I lost everything! Took me all morning to rebuild...
Queen Ant: [plans have been made for Lucas] It is done. Let us continue our work.
Lucas Nickle: That's it? How long am I gonna be like this? I want to go home! Wait! It's inhuman!
Head of Council: Yes. It is.
Hova: Cross my heart, I will not eat you.
Lucas Nickle: Cross your heart, not your butt!
Fly: [inside the frog, responding to Glow Worm's negativity] Why can't you be more like, hey Lenny! [squeezes a smiling floating head] This is what I'm talkin' about! [pulls "Lenny" up, he is just a head] Lenny always has a smile on his face... [Lenny's eye droops, fly looks, then throws him] AHHHHHHH! Let me out! Let me out! I don't wanna be a toadstool!
Doreen Nickle: Where's your brother?
Tiffany Nickle: Still locked in his room, hiding from society.
Stan Beals: [sarcastically] Oh geez, Oh ow; Boy, that hurts, please stop. Bye-Bye!
Lucas Nickle: Hello! Earth to ant lady! You were right in the middle of sounding like my mom!
Drone Ant: He's so soft. His skeleton is on the inside.
Ant #4: So he's inside out?
Drone Ant, Ant #4: Eww!
Lucas Nickle: He's come to wipe out the entire colony! We can work together to stop him.
Lucas Nickle: [running] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Fugax: Does anybody know what an "AHHHHHHHH!" is?
Fugax: [Frog lands behind him and he turns around] I think I just figured it out