The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle

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The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle Quotes

#1
Karen: It's Rocky... and Bull... Bull...
Bullwinkle: I believe the word you're looking for is "winkle".
#2
[reading scripts]
Minnie Mogul: Too intelligent.

[shreds script]
Minnie Mogul: Too intelligent.

[shreds script]
Minnie Mogul: Too intelligent.

[shreds script]
#3
Karen: Boris Badenov. I've seen you on TV. You're a crooked, creepy, no-good rotten worm.
Boris: Oh, thank you.
Karen: You're slimy, sneaky, sleazy...
Boris: Please. You'll turn my pretty head.
Karen: You're a sadistic spy and a really bad person
Boris: Stop. You're embarrassing me.
#4
Fearless Leader: Sometimes, it's not so easy being Fearless Leader.
#5
Judge Cameo: And you, Mr. District Attorney, I'd like to point something out to you in the penal code: Section C, Paragraph 22: "Celebrities are above the law." This case is dismissed.
#6
Narrator: And then through the miracle of computer-generated digital technology, Minnie reached into the television set and signed the contract. But when she tried to pull the contract out, the expensive animated characters were instantly converted into even more expensive motion picture stars.
#7
Bullwinkle: Rocky's right, Karen, and two rights don't make a wrong!
Rocky: Bullwinkle, that's not what you mean!
Bullwinkle: You mean two rights do make a wrong?
Rocky: No!
Bullwinkle: I always thought two rights made a U-turn.
Karen: I don't know how much more of this I can take.
Bullwinkle: Well, let's find out. Two U-turns make a circle, two circles make a figure-8, two figure-8's make a butterfly...
Karen: Look, all I want from you guys are results, okay?
#8
Minnie Mogul: I can't sign a contract that will help three ruthless villains take over the world. I just can't.
Fearless Leader, Boris, and Natasha: Why not?
Minnie: My pen's out of ink.
#9
[the cannon fails to fire]
Boris and Natasha: Where is boom?
#10
Fearless Leader: There has never been a way to actually destroy a cartoon character until now.
Pottsylvanian scientist: What about that movie Roger Rabbit?
Fearless Leader: Shut up. This is totally different. [pauses] There has never been a way to actually destroy a cartoon character until now.
#11
Narrator: As dawn broke...

[the sun appears as glass is heard shattering]
#12
Rocky: Bullwinkle, you weigh 400 imaginary pounds.
Bullwinkle: Yeah, but it's all moose-le.
#13
Fearless Leader: How many times in the past have they stood between me and my dreams of glory? How many times have they foiled my plans with their bungling interference?
Boris: Er... 28?
Fearless Leader: Quiet, idiot!
#14
Boris: We don't need computer weapon to kill moose and squirrel. We've been trying to kill moose and squirrel for 35 years.
Natasha: And we've never even come close.
Boris: Exactly.
#15
Karen: Bullwinkle, can you rappel?
Bullwinkle: Sure. I've been repelling viewers for years.
#16
[Bullwinkle is flying over Washington D.C]
Bullwinkle: Boy, New York sure has changed a lot since my day. They even moved the White House here.
#17
Fearless Leader: Have you liquidated Moose and Squirrel? Did you use the CDI? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Then who else are you talking to? Are you talking to me? Well, I am the only one here, so you must be talking to me. And you are lying! Now catch Moose and Squirrel. And next time use the CDI on them.
#18
[Natasha has posed as Karen to gain an upper hand, and the real Karen is being arrested for impersonating an FBI Agent]
Rocky: But she really is with the FBI.
Oklahoma Cop: Yeah, and I'm really John Goodman.
#19
Rocky: But Karen, we can't ride to the rescue in a stolen truck.
Bullwinkle: Yeah. Why couldn't you steal something with bucket seats?
#20
Judge Cameo: The defendants are charged with grand theft auto: 1 count; breaking out of jail: 1 count; impugning the character of a prison guard: 1 count; reckless driving: 4 counts; talking to the audience; five counts; criminally bad punning: 18 counts.
Bullwinkle: And three dukes and seven earls. Ha ha ha ha.
Judge Cameo: Make that 19.