Sweet Home Alabama Quotes
Melanie Carmichael: I forgot how beautiful it is around here.
Bobby Ray: Guess it doesn't take much for you to forget a lot of things.
Melanie Carmichael: Bobby Ray, it's not like that.
Bobby Ray: No I'll tell you what it's not like. It's not like Jake's the only one 'round here that you run out on.
Mayor Kate Hennings: [after Melanie tells Andrew that she still loves Jake at the wedding] I've never met anyone so manipulative, so deceitful, and I'm in politics.
Melanie Carmichael: The truth is I gave my heart away a long time ago, my whole heart, and I never really got it back.
Melanie Carmichael: [of Bryant the dog] Can he swim?
Jake: Doesn't look like it.
Bobby Ray: Melanie? [referring to the male 'reporter' with Melanie] What are YOU doin' in the closet?
Bobby Ray: You know us Southerns. I mean, the minute the Confederacy died it became immortal. [roughly chuckles]
Young Melanie: What do you want to be married to me for, anyhow?
Young Jake: So I can kiss you anytime I want.
[they kiss, and lightening strikes]
Jake: You can't have roots and wings.
Jake: C'mon, I wanna show you something.
Melanie Carmichael: I can't.
Jake: Can't? Or won't?
Melanie Carmichael: Both.
Jake: The girl I knew used to be fearless.
Melanie Carmichael: The girl you knew didn't have a life.
Jake: Guess you better get on with it then.
Earl Smooter: You can't ride two horses with one ass, sugarbean.
Melanie Carmichael: Well, you must be Jake's hot date. I'm Melanie, Jake's snotty Yankee bitch wife whom he refuses to divorce.
Mayor Kate Hennings: Why don't you go back to your double-wide and fry something.
Melanie Carmichael: ["decks" Kate] Nobody talks to my Momma like that!
Earl Smooter: Praise the Lord, the South has risen again!
Melanie Carmichael: And don't even pretend like you missed me.
Jake: Oh, I missed you all right, but at this range, my aim is bound to improve.
Bobby Ray: Woo-oo. You look like sex on a stick in that Frederick Montana getup.
Bobby Ray: Well, aren't you just a big fat liar.
Stella: You know for someone whose been holding onto something for so long, you're pretty quick to let it go.
Jake: I can't control her, any more than I can control the weather.
Bobby Ray: Guys just get a stick, lets play some pool, alright? And if ya can't find a cue just pull the one shoved up her ass.
Jake: Nobody finds their soul mate when they're ten. I mean, where's the fun in that, right?
Earl Smooter: C'mon, c'mon, let's not let all the bought air out.
Bobby Ray: You can take the girl out of the honky tonk, but you can't take the honky tonk out of the girl.