Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: I may throw up on you.
James T. Kirk: I think these things are pretty safe.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: Don't pander to me, kid. One tiny crack in the hull and our blood boils in thirteen seconds. Solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. And wait till you're sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles, see if you're so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding. Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.
James T. Kirk: Well, I hate to break this to you, but Starfleet operates in space.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: Yeah. Well, I got nowhere else to go, the ex-wife took the whole damn planet in the divorce. All I got left is my bones.
James T. Kirk: [to Spock] The test itself is a cheat, isn't it? I mean you program it to be unwinnable.
Spock: Your argument precludes the possibility of a no-win scenario.
James T. Kirk: I don't believe in no-win scenarios.
Spock: Then not only did you violate the rules, you also fail to understand the principal lesson.
James T. Kirk: Please enlighten me.
Spock: You of all people should know, Cadet Kirk, a captain cannot cheat death.
James T. Kirk: [reminiscing] I of all people...
Spock: Your father, Lieutenant George Kirk, assumed command of his vessel before being killed in action, did he not?
James T. Kirk: I don't think you like the fact that I beat your test...
Spock: Furthermore, you have failed to define the purpose of the test.
James T. Kirk: Enlighten me again.
Spock: The purpose is to experience fear, fear in the face of certain death, to accept that fear, and maintain control of oneself and one's crew. This is the quality expected in every Starfleet captain.
Scotty: I've never beamed three people from two targets onto one pad before! I thought that was pretty good!
Spock: [sits in the cockpit of his future self's ship] Fascinating!
Nero: We wait. We wait for the one who allowed our home to be destroyed. That's what we've been doing from 25 years.
Ayel: Once we've killed him?
Nero: Kill him? I'm not gong to kill him. I'm going to make him watch.
[Kirk drives his stepfather's Corvette toward a cliff. As he skids sideways, he jumps out before the Corvette falls off while he hangs on the edge of the cliff. The Iowa cop chasing him steps off his bike as Kirk climbs off the cliff]
Young Kirk: Is there a problem, officer?
Iowa Cop: Citizen, what is your name?
Young Kirk: My name is James Tiberius Kirk!
Kirk: [Bolts out of bed suddenly from being sedated] Lightning storm!
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: Ah, Jim, you're awake. How do you feel? [He looks down, suddenly growing alarmed] Good God, man!
Kirk: What? [He yelps and raises his hands, which are now twice their normal size] What the hell is this?
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: Reaction to the vaccine. Dammit! Nurse, I need 50 ccs of Cortizone! [He starts scanning Kirk while Kirk replays Chekov's message]
Pavel Chekov: [on the computer]... what appeared to be a lightning storm in space...
Kirk: Bones! We gotta stop the ship! [He takes off running down the hall]
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: [running after him] Jim! I'm not kidding, you need to keep your heart rate down! [he fumbles through a first aid kit while Jim accesses another computer console]
Kirk: Computer, locate crew member Uhura.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: I haven't seen a reaction this bad since med school!
Kirk: We're flying into a trap! [He starts running again]
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: Dammit, Jim! Stand still! [injects him yet again]
Kirk: [yelps in pain] *Stop that!* [he runs through the engine room, looking for Uhura]
James T. Kirk: [on Spock] Who was that pointy-eared bastard?
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: I don't know, but I like him.
Vulcan Council President: You have surpassed the expectations of your instructors. Your final record is flawless, with one exception: I see that you have applied to Starfleet as well.
Spock: It was logical to cultivate multiple options.
Vulcan Council President: Logical, but unnecessary. You are hereby accepted to the Vulcan Science Academy. It is truly remarkable, Spock, that you have achieved so much. Despite your disadvantage. All rise
[the Vulcan Council stands in honor of Spock, who now looks slightly pissed]
Spock: If you would clarify, Minister. To what disadvantage are you referring?
Vulcan Council President: Your human mother.
Spock: Council... Ministers, I must decline.
Vulcan Council President: No Vulcan has ever declined admission to this academy!
Spock: Then as I am half-human, your record remains untarnished.
Sarek: Spock, you have made a commitment to honor the Vulcan way.
Vulcan Council President: Why did you come before this council today? Was it to satisfy your emotional need to rebel?
Spock: The only emotion I wish to convey is gratitude. Thank you, Ministers, for your consideration. [In a tone reserved for telling someone to 'Go to Hell'] Live long and prosper.
Sarek: Spock, you are fully capable of deciding your own destiny. The question you face is: which path will you choose? This is something only you can decide.
Christopher Pike: Kirk, you're coming too, you're not supposed to be here anyway...
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: A little suffering is good for the soul.
Lt. Nyota Uhura: Gaila, who is he?
Lt. Nyota Uhura: The mouth-breather hiding under your bed?
James T. Kirk: [comes out from under Gaila's bed] You can hear me breathing?
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: How old are you?
Pavel Chekov: I'm 17.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: Oh good, he's 17.
Pavel Chekov: Ensign Authorization code: nine-five-wictor-wictor-two!
[Authorization is not recognized]
Spock: I feel anger for the one who took mother's life - an anger I CANNOT control...
Sarek: I believe... that she would say, "Do not try to." You once asked me why I married your mother. I married her because I loved her.
James T. Kirk: [Pike previously told Kirk he would be an officer in 4 years] 4 years? I'll do it in three.
Christopher Pike: Prepare to fire all weapons!
[through a mind meld with Kirk]
Spock Prime: Billions of lives, lost, because of me...
Ayel: I will speak for Captain Nero.
Captain Robau: Then ask Captain Nero what gives him the right to attack a Federation vessel.
Ayel: [turn on hologram with Spock Prime's face] Do you know the location of Ambassador Spock?
Captain Robau: I'm unfamiliar with Ambassador Spock.
Ayel: What is the current stardate?
Captain Robau: Stardate? Twenty-two thirty-three zero-four. Where are you from?
[Nero comes from behind his throne and kills Captain Robau]