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Ski School 2


Ski School 2 Quotes

  • #1
    Steve Longwood: Dave, the only prick around here is you.
  • #2
    Dave Marshak: Don't get caught pumping up a flat dog.
  • #3
    Dave Marshak: No, with you, the clock, goodbye.
  • #4
    Toddorbert: Pain is temporary, glory lasts forever!
  • #5
    Dave Marshak: I wet myself... I love a good fork story!
  • #6
    Trophy Presenter: Let's hear it for ski school!
  • #7
    Steve Longwood: It's been real, but all good things must come to an end.
  • #8
    Dave Marshak: Dave buys the farm.
  • #9
    Toddorbert: Oh, and that's Gazinsky... like the cheese.
  • #10
    Steve Longwood: What do you say we go to this wedding in style, in my new cherry red Beamer
  • #11
    Dave Marshak: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!
  • #12
    Dave: Daddy doesn't exit.
  • #13
    Steve Longwood: Do you think if you weren't fun you could have snagged a guy like me?
  • #14
    Toddorbert Guzinski: Anyway, this Steve guy, snapped up Beth quicker than you can say tian gu li ao.
    Dave: The turtles they are crying.
    Toddorbert Guzinski: In Mandarin Chinese.
  • #15
    Dave Marshak: Gotta be careful there, Steve, skiing is a very dangerous sport.
  • #16
    Joyce: Tell me more!
    Alex: I haven't said a word yet.
    Joyce: Tell me again!
    Alex: I haven't said a word yet.
    Joyce: Shut up. You talk too much.
  • #17
    Dave Marshak: CHICKEN DANCE!
  • #18
    [on phone]
    Dave: Can you send your gorgeous hunk of a man to O'Doogles bar in town... that's right O'Doogles... I know that! Thank you, that's very sweet. You're very sweet.
  • #19
    Tomcat: Cake is good.