Seed of Chucky
Jennifer Tilly: Hell would be ending up on an episode of Celebrity Fear Factor in a worm eating contest with Anna Nicole Smith!
Joan: In which you would win...
Chucky: [after Tiffany suggest transferring his soul into Redman] I'm down with that.
Chucky: He looks like the kid fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
[talking to Glen]
Tiffany: Where are your mother and father?
Chucky: [whispering] Judging by that face, my guess is they're hiding.
Tiffany: Shut up, you asshole.
Glen: Everything's always about what YOU two want! What about what I want?
Chucky: Um... that's new.
Tiffany: Ok, sweetie? What do YOU want to be?
Glen: Well... I think... I want to be a boy.
Chucky: [to Tiffany] Ha! In your face!
Glen: But... being a girl would be nice too. Sometime I feel like a boy... and sometimes I feel like a girl... Hey! Can't I be both?
Glen: I don't know much about myself. I know I'm an orphan. I know I'm a freak. And, of course, I know that I'm Japanese.
Tiffany: They're executing Martha Stewart this morning.
Chucky: I don't think I can take 9 months of this shit.
Tiffany: Silly Chucky. It's a voodoo pregnancy. It's accelerated.
Chucky: How "accelerated"?
[a very pregnant Jennifer Tilly walks into bathroom mirror; screams]
[Tiffany/Jennifer takes the "Tiffany" doll down from the shelf ]
Fulvia: I'm afraid of her.
Tiffany: It's just a doll.
Fulvia: I was talking about Glenda.
Tiffany: Oh. Well, if that's the way you feel, then we'll miss you here.
Fulvia: Thank you.
[Tiffany/Jennifer bashes Fulvia with the doll ]
Pete Peters: [in glee over the mayhem he sees the dolls causing while he spies on Jennifer] Oh, God bless the little people!
Chucky: Come to papa!
Tiffany: I'm not getting pregnant again, I'll tell you that much. My mother always said, "Once is a blessing, twice is a curse."
Chucky: Well, that would explain your sister.
Jennifer Tilly: [to Redman] Now, Mr Man... oh, is it okay if I call you red? [Redman looks confused]
Chucky: [breaks down a door Shining style and pokes his head in] You know, I can't think of a thing to say. Fuck it!
[continues to break the door down]
Glen: Why do you kill?
Chucky: Umm... hobby, I guess.
Chucky: If this is what it takes to be human, then I'd rather take my chances as a supernaturally-possessed doll! It's much less complicated! Think about it! What's so great about being human? You get sick! You get old! As a doll, I'm infamous! I am Chucky! The killer doll!
Pete Peters: Masturbating Midget?
Claudia's Mum: Richard! Richard, what was that?
Glen: But, isn't violence bad?
Chucky: No, son. "Violins." Violins are bad. That screeching music is gonna ruin the goddamn country.
Puppeteer: This little shitface isn't even anatomically correct!
Glen: It's a condition!
Puppeteer: I found shitface here in a graveyard in America, where he nearly ripped my throat apart!
Glen: I was trying to give him a hug!
Tiffany: Killing is an addiction like any other drug. But we're parents now. We have to set an example.