Polish Wedding

Polish Wedding Quotes

#1
Hala: Put this in your pipe and smoke it!
#2
Russell: It's true what they say about you Pollack girls. All they have to do is blow in their ear. But with you, all I had to do was look at you.
#3
Jadzia Pzoniak: I'm a queen. I have five children. I'm a queen!
#4
Bolek: [Tosses around in bed, sits up screaming]
Jadzia Pzoniak: [wakes up] What is it Bolek, did you have a bad dream?
Bolek: You speared me with your toe nails, there like daggers!
#5
Jadzia Pzoniak: Marrying my husband was no mistake. I had my reason, only I can't remember what it is.
#6
Sailor: [chasing Hala to have sex] Your house? Are you crazy? Where are your parents?
Hala: My father's at work.
Sailor: And your mother?
Hala: She's dead.
Jadzia Pzoniak: [awakens and walks to outside door where Hala and sailor are] Hala?
Sailor: I thought you said your mother was dead?
Hala: She was. [laughs evilly]
#7
Jadzia Pzoniak: Nothing is more sacred to me than this - making life and love. That is my religion.
#8
[repeated line]
Jadzia Pzoniak: Gypsy!