#1 Lisa Sheridan: Hi! I'm Sharon's friend, Kate. You're? Samantha: Samantha. Mrs. Charles is at dinner. Lisa Sheridan: Sharon told me to drop by, I have this present for Kyle. I'm just gonna run it up to him. Samantha: Oh, you can't, he's sleeping! Lisa Sheridan: I won't wake him. Samantha: Maybe you should come back another time. Lisa Sheridan: But I'm here now! Samantha: I... Lisa Sheridan: Oh, I get it, you're just doing your job. Good! Do you need me to call Sharon? Samantha: Yeah. Lisa Sheridan: OK. Lisa Sheridan: [over phone, pretending to talk to Sharon] Sharon? Hey, it's Kate. Where am I? I'm at your house, of course. You told me to drop by. No, Samantha just wanted me to give you a call, she was a little bit concerned. No, no, no, don't be upset with her. No, God, c'mon, she was just doing her job. Great. Alright, have an amazing dinner. Tell Derek I said hi. Oh, Sharon, hold on. Do you need to talk to her? Lisa Sheridan: [Lisa holds the phone out to Samantha] Samantha: No, no, I'm fine. Lisa Sheridan: [over phone] Alright, I'll catch up with you in the morning. Bye, honey. Lisa Sheridan: I'll be back in a sec. Lisa Sheridan: [Lisa runs upstairs]
#2 Lisa Sheridan: [from trailer] I almost went insane today; having to pretend like I was concentrating on my work when all I could think about... Derek Charles: [from trailer] Lisa! There's nothing going on between us.
#3 Sharon Charles: [from trailer] I'll show you crazy!
#4 Sharon Charles: [from trailer] I knew it would come to this.
#5 Sharon Charles: [about Lisa] She was naked in your hotel room?
#6 Derek Charles: Bitch, breathe!
#7 Sharon Charles: Derek, I'm gonna call you back.
#8 Sharon Charles: I'll wipe the floor with your little skinny ass.
#9 Sharon Charles: Get out of my house! Derek Charles: This is crazy, Sharon. Can't you see what's happening? Sharon Charles: Get out of my house. Derek Charles: Nothing happened with this... Derek Charles: Alright, you just tell me whatever you want me to do, and that's what I'll do. Sharon Charles: Well, first, I suggest you pack your toothbrush. And then I want you to get your shaving kit, your underwear, your prophylactics if you think you need them and get your ass out! Derek Charles: And go where, Sharon? Sharon Charles: To hell! But, until then, I suggest maybe the four seasons.
#10 Lisa Sheridan: [from trailer] You said you wish we could be together.
#11 [Brutal catfight continues] Sharon Charles: [to Lisa] Come here, bitch! I'ma wipe the floor with yo skinny ass.
[Lisa grabs the railing] Sharon Charles: Oh, you wanna hold on? Who's screaming now?
#12 [threatening Derek] Lisa Sheridan: Ready when you are.
[struts off to tell Derek's boss, Joe, about their "affair"]
#13 Sharon Charles: Didn't I tell you not to come to my house? [punches Lisa] Nobody touches my child! [punches Lisa]
#14 Sharon Charles: You came into ma' howse... You touch ma' chile'... You think yo' crazy? I'll show you crazy... JUST TRY ME BITCH!
#15 Sharon Charles: [on the phone] You listen to me. You know exactly who this is. You came into my house? You touched my child? You think you're crazy? I'll show you crazy. Just try me, bitch.
#16 Sharon Charles: Did you not get my message? Lisa Sheridan: I'm so sorry. We didn't want you to find out this way. Sharon Charles: I knew it would come to this. Lisa Sheridan: I know how hard it must be to have someone fall out of love with you. I know. Sharon Charles: You are completely delusional. I'm gonna have the cops deal with your crazy ass. Lisa Sheridan: Wait, it doesn't... Sharon Charles: Don't touch me. Lisa Sheridan: We can talk... Sharon Charles: [furious] I told you, don't touch ME!
#17 Sharon Charles: You better do something about this woman, or I will!
#18 Derek Charles: [from trailer] You need help. Lisa Sheridan: [from trailer] I know. Help me, Derek.