Dr. Christine Heffner: Get the full anesthetic, stat.
ICU Nurse: We don't have that here, doctor.
Dr. Christine Heffner: No anesthetic, you say? Screw it, then. I'm going in. Little booger's full of something I don't like.
[wearing Freddy's claw]
Dr. Christine Heffner: Let's get him open, good and proper. Cut this evil out of him.
Heather Langenkamp: This is still a script, right, Wes?
Freddy Krueger: Meet your maker.
Heather Langenkamp: I'm hardly a star.
Limo Driver: What, are you kidding? I love your stuff. The first was the best. Where the girlfriend's cut open and dragged across the ceiling. It was awesome. And when all that blood comes ouf your boyfriend's bed? I thought I'd shit. But they never should've killed off Freddy.
Dylan Porter: God wouldn't take me.
Heather Langenkamp: Every kid knows who Freddy is. He's like Santa Claus... or King Kong or...
Wes Craven: I think the only way to stop him is to make another movie. Now I swear to you I'll I'm gonna stay by this computer and keep writing until I finish the script, but... when the time comes, you're gonna have to make a choice.
Heather Langenkamp: Choice? What kind of choice?
Wes Craven: Whether or not you will be willing to play Nancy one last time.
Robert Englund: [while walking Heather out of an interview] I think they'd like to see us together again.
Heather Langenkamp: In what, a romantic comedy?
Robert Englund: Just because it's a love story doesn't mean it can't have a decapitation or two.
John Saxon: What the hell is going on, Nancy?
Heather Langenkamp: Why are you calling me Nancy, John?
John Saxon: Why are you calling me John? Nancy, pull yourself together before you make yourself and that kid nuts.
Heather Langenkamp: John! Would you call Robert?
John Saxon: Robert?
Heather Langenkamp: Robert Englund. You know, the guy who plays Freddy.
John Saxon: Freddy who?
Heather Langenkamp: Freddy Krueger?
John Saxon: Nancy, Freddy's dead. Don't start losing it like your mother did. I love you, sweetheart. Don't forget that.
Heather Langenkamp: I love you, too... Daddy.
Heather Langenkamp: Dylan... until mommy gets back... whatever you do don't fall asleep.
Chase Porter: [Trying to stay awake at wheel] Come on, come on, come on, come on, come oooooooonnnnnnnnn.
Heather Langenkamp: Krueger, you bastard! Take Me!
Robert Shaye: How would you like to join us in the definitive Nightmare?
Heather Langenkamp: I thought you killed Freddy off.
Robert Shaye: Well, we did, but the fans, you know, the fans, God bless them, they're clamoring for more. I guess evil never dies, right?
Heather Langenkamp: Actually, it's been giving me Freddy nightmares.
Robert Englund: Wait a second. Now, let me get this straight. You've having nightmares about Freddy? As in me?
Heather Langenkamp: No. It isn't you. He's scarier. He's...
Robert Englund: Darker? More evil?
Freddy Krueger: Miss me?
Wes Craven: Are you ready to become Nancy once again?
Freddy Krueger: [Pushing Heather's face into a floor full of snakes] Pick a pet for the rug rat, bitch.
Heather Langenkamp: [jabs an eel into Freddy's eye] Fuck you!
[Punches Freddy in the face]
Freddy Krueger: Nancyyyyyy.
Heather Langenkamp: That was Nancy, Wes. That's not me.
Wes Craven: Yeah, but it was you who gave Nancy her strength.
Freddy Krueger: Come here, my piggy. I've got some gingerbread for you.