Lords of Dogtown

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Lords of Dogtown Quotes

#1
Tony: I just wanted Dad to see the stupid trophy.
Kathy Alva: Who gives a shit about Dad?
Skip: Yeah, hey, man, listen. You stood up for your friend. We're proud of you.
Tony: [yelling at the judges] This contest don't mean shit to me anyway!
#2
Skip: You gotta approach every day as if it's your last!
#3
Jay: [as the Z-Boys drive by two elderly women on the street] Kiss me, granny! Get me some of the vintage ass!
#4
Jay: [Biniak yells in Sid's ear, making him wipe out] dude, he's got that inner ear thing!
Bob Biniak: Suck my inner ear, Jay-Boy!
#5
Reef Ryan: Pass me the doobie Stacy... come on you fucking homo.
#6
Jay: [to Sid] I'll let you bang my mom!
#7
Kathy Alva: Should my weight be on my back foot?
Stacy: Yeah, well, that's how I do it. But it might be different, though, the whole center-of-gravity thing for girls.
#8
Jay: [the Z-Boys want to drain and skate Sid's pool, Sid comes out of his house] What did he say?
Sid: "Sid, are you high? The pool's for swimming!"
Jay: Tell him we'll fill it back up when we're done.
Sid: He said if you got hurt, you'll sue him.
Jay: We're not gonna sue him.
Sid: He said your parents would.
Stacy: Our parents can't even afford lawyers.
Tony: Hey, let me talk to him.
Sid: Hey, the only Mexicans my dad talks to push lawnmowers. [Tony grabs him playfully]
#9
Donnie: She's uh, she's crazy, Jay.
Jay: That's why you love her... Right?
#10
Tony: [to Stacey] Grab your pad and take notes, Peralta!
#11
Skip: [after Stacy received the Z-boys t-shirt at the diner] You earned it, bro...
Sid: Yeah, you're one of us now!
Jay: That maggot has always been one of us.
Skip: Yeah, wear it with pride, man.
Stacy: You know I will!
Skip: Hey, Stacey, that t-shirt will get you more titty than you ever dreamed of, man! [laughs]
Kathy Alva: I got my boy covered, Skip. [laughs]
#12
Sid: [smoking medicinal marijuana] The, uh, doctor prescribes it now.

[hands him the joint]
Sid: Heard you were sick, too.
Jay: Hell, yeah.
#13
Kathy Alva: Take your boxers off.
Jay: No way.
#14
Jay: Dude, you just got patty slapped. [boys begin to laugh]
#15
Tony: I wanna make money, get laid every night. I wanna do it all right fucking now.
Jim 'Red Dog' Muir: Hell yeah, I'm gonna make out with two chicks tonight!
#16
Jim 'Red Dog' Muir: Dude, What the hell are we supposed to do on this fricking table top?
#17
Gabrielle: Hey! You totally blew me away!
Jay: What? You wanna blow me? [the Z-Boys laugh]
Gabrielle: Maybe!
#18
Skip: They wanted it gone, man, they wanted it gone.
#19
Skip: [at the diner] Hey you guys made a mess at that contest today... They look at you as the enemy now, right?
Montoya: But it's good to have enemies! A toast!

[everybody raises glasses]
Kathy Alva: A toast!
Montoya: To the boy kings... You're all a bunch of filthy pillow biters! [Sticks his fork in his glass of water, and splashes the Z-Boys]
#20
Astronaut: Hey, can I try that? [points at Stacy's skateboard]
Stacy: Sure! [hands him his skateboard]
Astronaut: [Astronaut steps on it, the board slips underneath and he falls on the ground] It's the moon boots...