Kung Fu Panda

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Kung Fu Panda Quotes

#1
Oogway: One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.
#2
[Po gazes upon the Dragon Scroll and screams... ]
Po: It's blank!
Shifu: What?
Po: Here, look! [Po holds out the scroll]
Shifu: No, I am forbidden to look upon... [Sifu grabs the Scroll and looks for himself]
Shifu: But... I don't understand...
#3
Shifu: Believe me, citizens, you have not seen anything yet!
Po: I know!
#4
Mr. Ping: We are noodle folk. Broth runs through our veins.
#5
Po: Skadoosh!
#6
Crane: Look, you don't belong here.
Po: Yeah. Yeah. I know. It's just... All my life I have dreamed of...
Crane: I mean you don't belong here, in this room. This is my room. Property of Crane.
#7
Oogway: [walking towards Po] Ah! I see that you have found the Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom!
Po: [Po turns around with a lot of peaches stuffed in his mouth] Oh! Is that what this is? I'm so sorry! I just thought it was a regular peach tree!
#8
Shifu: [after watching Po getting beat up by the obstacle course] There is now a level zero.
#9
Po: [serving a noodle bowl to a customer into which he accidentally pitched a throwing star] Careful, that soup is... sharp!
#10
Zeng: Tai Lung is free! I must warn Shifu!
Commander Vachir: You're not going anywhere, and neither is he!
#11
Po: [after being hit in the crotch] Oh! My tenders!
#12
Tai Lung: The Scroll has given him power... NOOO!
#13
Mr. Ping: [after Po told him he had dream about noodle] This is a sign, Po!
Po: Uh, a sign of what?
Mr. Ping: You are almost ready to be entrusted with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup. And then you will fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant just as I took it over from my father who took it over from his father who won it from a friend in a game of mahjong.
#14
[last lines]
Po: You wanna get something to eat?
Shifu: [sighing]... Yeah.
#15
Tigress: It is said that the Dragon Warrior can go for months without eating, surviving on the dew of a single ginko leaf and the energy of the universe.
Po: Then I guess my body doesn't know I'm the Dragon Warrior yet. It's gonna take a lot more than dew, and, uh, universe juice.
#16
Po: They're five MASTERS, and I'm just ONE me!
Shifu: But you will have the one thing no one else has!
#17
[first lines]
Po: Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.
#18
Po: Yeah, ha-ha-ha!
#19
Po: But dad, didn't you ever, I don't know, want to do something else? Something besides noodles?
Mr. Ping: Actually, when I was young and crazy, I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu.
Po: So why didn't you?
Mr. Ping: Oh, because it was a stupid dream; can you imagine *me* making tofu? [laughs airily] No: we all have our place in this world: mine is here, and yours is...
Po: I know: here.
Mr. Ping: [throws Po bowls of soup to catch] No, it's at tables two, five, seven and twelve. Service with a smile!
#20
Shifu: But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power? To become the Dragon Warrior?
Oogway: I don't know.