I'll Believe You

I'll Believe You Quotes

#1
Agent Cheswick: Have you seen any suspicious characters lately?
Eugene the Gator Guy: Just you two.
#2
Mr. Fratus: Dale, I'm a Station Manager. The needs of our listeners is no concern to me.
#3
Eugene the Gator Guy: [explaining time-travel] Now the earth, well here [dangles some gator bait] the earth, it's spinning around the sun. So say we go back, I don't know, 2 weeks. Now where's the earth now?
Dale Sweeney: Well, it's 2 weeks back in its orbit.
Eugene the Gator Guy: Right!
Dale Sweeney: So?
Eugene the Gator Guy: So you would send yourself back into empty space...
Dale Sweeney: Exacto-mo. Exacto-mo!
#4
Alien Caller: [first lines - urgent babbling in some alien language]
Dale Sweeney: That's the night my life changed forever.
#5
Officer Nick Senna: Whoa, it's like vertical littering.
#6
[last lines]
Officer Nick Senna: Holy moly!