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Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
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Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs Quotes
- #1
Buck: [Buck sees a large butterfly as it takes off] I knew that guy when he was a caterpillar, you know, before he came out. - #2
Sid: Well, I see someone else has a bun in the oven!
Pudgy Beaver Mom: I'm not pregnant! [Hits Sid with stick]
Sid: Too bad. You'd make an excelent mother. - #3
Ellie: Talk to the trunk. - #4
Ellie: That's right sweetheart, welcome to the Ice Age! - #5
Buck: Mammals, we have ourselves a crime scene. Tuff of fur. Half-eaten carcass. Hunk of... aaugh! No! Broccoli! [almost throws up] Here's what I think happened: dinosaur attacks Sid, Sid fights back with broccoli, leaving dinosaur... a vegetable!
Diego: Are you nuts? Sid's not violent. Or coordinated.
Manny: Yeah, and where's the dinosaur?
Buck: All right, good point. Theory two: Sid is eating broccoli, dinosaur eats Sid, dinosaur steps on broccoli, leaving broccoli... a vegetable! - #6
Crash: Why is it called the "Gorge of Death"?
Buck: We tried calling it "The Big Smelly Crack" but people kept giggling. - #7
Sid: The important thing is nobody got hurt... except for that guy... and-and those three... [trips over someone]... and her. - #8
Diego: Look, who are we kidding, Manny, I'm-I'm-I'm not a kitty-cat, I'm a sabre. I'm not really built for chaperoning play-dates. - #9
Diego: [laughing under the effects of the toxic fumes in the Chasm of Death] Thanks for getting me into this mess. It's the most fun I've had in years.
Manny: Thank *you* for deserting the herd. That was totally super! [Both break out laughing] - #10
Buck: The name's Buck. Short for Buckminster. Long for Buh. - #11
Crash: Have you ever flown one of these before?
Buck: No. First time, actually. - #12
Manny: Guys don't talk to guys about guy problems. They just... punch each other on the shoulder.
Ellie: That's stupid!
Manny: To a girl... To a guy that's like six months of therapy! - #13
Sid: [running from a musk ox he tried to milk] I thought you were a female! - #14
Sid: I'm too young to be eaten! - #15
Buck: It smells like a buzzard's butt fell off and was sprayed on by skunks.
Diego: That's Sid. - #16
Eddie, Crash: [after inhaling the poison gas] Let's do it! [singing] Christmas, Christmas, time is here! - #17
Manny: [Sid guards the three baby Tyrannosaurs from an adult] Sid! Give them to her! She's their mother!
Sid: How do I know she's their mother?
Manny: What do you want, a birth certificate? She's a *dinosaur*! - #18
Manny: After we rescue Sid, I'm going to kill him. - #19
Buck: [after Manny and Diego get trapped in giant plant] It's time to go... Buckwild! - #20
Buck: Now then, eyes forward, back straight... oh, and breathe in the toxic fumes and you'll probably die.
Ellie: Toxic fumes?
Buck: Just another day in paradise!