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Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs


Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs Quotes

  • #1
    Buck: [Buck sees a large butterfly as it takes off] I knew that guy when he was a caterpillar, you know, before he came out.
  • #2
    Sid: Well, I see someone else has a bun in the oven!
    Pudgy Beaver Mom: I'm not pregnant! [Hits Sid with stick]
    Sid: Too bad. You'd make an excelent mother.
  • #3
    Ellie: Talk to the trunk.
  • #4
    Ellie: That's right sweetheart, welcome to the Ice Age!
  • #5
    Buck: Mammals, we have ourselves a crime scene. Tuff of fur. Half-eaten carcass. Hunk of... aaugh! No! Broccoli! [almost throws up] Here's what I think happened: dinosaur attacks Sid, Sid fights back with broccoli, leaving dinosaur... a vegetable!
    Diego: Are you nuts? Sid's not violent. Or coordinated.
    Manny: Yeah, and where's the dinosaur?
    Buck: All right, good point. Theory two: Sid is eating broccoli, dinosaur eats Sid, dinosaur steps on broccoli, leaving broccoli... a vegetable!
  • #6
    Crash: Why is it called the "Gorge of Death"?
    Buck: We tried calling it "The Big Smelly Crack" but people kept giggling.
  • #7
    Sid: The important thing is nobody got hurt... except for that guy... and-and those three... [trips over someone]... and her.
  • #8
    Diego: Look, who are we kidding, Manny, I'm-I'm-I'm not a kitty-cat, I'm a sabre. I'm not really built for chaperoning play-dates.
  • #9
    Diego: [laughing under the effects of the toxic fumes in the Chasm of Death] Thanks for getting me into this mess. It's the most fun I've had in years.
    Manny: Thank *you* for deserting the herd. That was totally super! [Both break out laughing]
  • #10
    Buck: The name's Buck. Short for Buckminster. Long for Buh.
  • #11
    Crash: Have you ever flown one of these before?
    Buck: No. First time, actually.
  • #12
    Manny: Guys don't talk to guys about guy problems. They just... punch each other on the shoulder.
    Ellie: That's stupid!
    Manny: To a girl... To a guy that's like six months of therapy!
  • #13
    Sid: [running from a musk ox he tried to milk] I thought you were a female!
  • #14
    Sid: I'm too young to be eaten!
  • #15
    Buck: It smells like a buzzard's butt fell off and was sprayed on by skunks.
    Diego: That's Sid.
  • #16
    Eddie, Crash: [after inhaling the poison gas] Let's do it! [singing] Christmas, Christmas, time is here!
  • #17
    Manny: [Sid guards the three baby Tyrannosaurs from an adult] Sid! Give them to her! She's their mother!
    Sid: How do I know she's their mother?
    Manny: What do you want, a birth certificate? She's a *dinosaur*!
  • #18
    Manny: After we rescue Sid, I'm going to kill him.
  • #19
    Buck: [after Manny and Diego get trapped in giant plant] It's time to go... Buckwild!
  • #20
    Buck: Now then, eyes forward, back straight... oh, and breathe in the toxic fumes and you'll probably die.
    Ellie: Toxic fumes?
    Buck: Just another day in paradise!