#1 [to the bank employee after messing up the signature card] Oda Mae Brown: I'm sorry, but, could I get another one? I... uh... signed the wrong name.
#2 Sam Wheat: [Edited for TV Version] How long have you been here? Subway Lord: Since they pushed me. Sam Wheat: Someone pushed you? Subway Lord: Yeah. Someone pushed me. Sam Wheat: Who? Subway Lord: What you don't believe me? You think I fell? You think I jumped? Well, forget you! It wasn't my time. I wasn't supposed to go! I'm not supposed to be here! [kicks the glass of vending machine]
#3 Sam Wheat: They're going to kill you, Carl. You and Willie! You're going to be fertilizer. They're gonna bury you right next to Jimmy Hoffa.
#4 Sam: I love you, Molly. I've always loved you. Molly: Ditto.
#5 Oda Mae Brown: [to Sam] You're white. I knew it. Why me?
#6 Molly Jensen: I love you. I really love you. Sam Wheat: Ditto.
#7 Emergency Room Ghost: [as the Lights come for a dying man] Lucky bastard. It could've been the other ones. You never know.
#8 Molly Jensen: I love you. Sam Wheat: Ditto.
#9 Molly Jensen: Carl, are you all right? Carl Bruner: It's just my stomach! Do you have anything like Pepto Bismol or something like that? Sam Wheat: Cyanide!
#10 [last lines] Sam Wheat: It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you. See ya. Molly: See ya. Bye.
#11 Carl Bruner: You're lying to me! Don't *lie to me*!
[losing it] Carl Bruner: Goddamn it!
#12 Sam: Molly, you're in danger. Oda Mae Brown: You can't just blurt it out like that! And quit moving around, because you're starting to make me dizzy. I'll just tell her in my own way. [pause; then, to Molly] Molly, you in danger girl.
#13 Sam: I love you Molly. I always have. Molly: Ditto.
#14 Oda Mae Brown: Why don't you go haunt a house? Rattle some chains or something.
#15 Oda Mae Brown: Do you hear me talking to you? Workman in Loft: I hear you! Oda Mae Brown: Ah shut up, nobody's talking to you. Workman in Loft: Didn't you ever hear of a phone? Oda Mae Brown: Wanna kiss my butt?
[pause] Oda Mae Brown: I'm not gonna stand out here forever! Workman in Loft: Thank god! Oda Mae Brown: Ah man, shut up!
#16 Sam Wheat: How long have you been here? Subway Lord: Since they pushed me. Sam Wheat: Someone pushed you? Subway Lord: Yeah, someone pushed me. Sam Wheat: Who? Subway Lord: What, you don't believe me? You think I fell? You think I jumped? Well, fuck you!
#17 Sam Wheat: I'm Henry the 8th I am. Henry the 8th I am I am. I got married to the widow next door. She's been married seven times before.
#18 [When handing the check to the nuns] Sam: Hand her the check. Oda Mae Brown: I will!
#19 [Sam regains his ability to move things and goes for Carl] Carl Bruner: [holding a gun on Molly] I'll kill her, Sam!
[shouts] Carl Bruner: I swear to God, I'll kill her.
#20 Oda Mae Brown: [spiritually possessed by Orlando] Ortisha? Where you at? I can't hardly see! Ortisha: Orlando? Orlando! Oda Mae Brown: Damn baby, what'd you do to yo hair? Ortisha: Orlando, you like it? It's "autumn sunrise."