Get Over It

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#1
Striker: I don't even know what you're doing here Landers, but if some guy dazzled his way into my ex-girlfriends fancy I'd be doing the same thing... only I'd have a bigger part.
Berke Landers: [nonchalant] You dropped your sword.
#2
Peter Wong: [Angry- aimed at Striker] I'll kill you, you ass-kissing pretentious swing-town twit.
#3
Berke Landers: You're my parents, for God's sake, stop trusting me.
#4
Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: What direction do you think "left" is? See, because if you go with your instinct and reverse it, I think we have something happening. How difficult is this? I'm so alone, I think.
Jessica: I am trying. You are intimidating me.
Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: Well you are FRIGHTENING me. You understand that? How do you get dressed in the morning? Do you have people come in, or do you just lie in state?
#5
Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: Oh. Fun hair clip.
#6
Felix Woods: Hey grabby hands, step away from the sister.
#7
Berke: [reading the school play] Captain of the fairy band, Helena is close at hand. I'm understanding about every word of this shit.
Kelly: [Kelly and Basin enters] Berke.
Berke: Hey.
Kelly: What happened to your face?
Berke: A long story.
Kelly: A Midsummer Night's Dream? What, are you gonna try out for the show?
Berke: Kinda, sor - Maybe.
Kelly: Well, you know, if you're serious about it, I'm kinda good at that stuff.
Berke: Really?
Basin: Have you heard her songs? [patting Kelly's shoulder] She's only like the next Josie Mitchell.
Kelly: [putting her hand on Basin's shoulder] Joni Mitchell.
Berke: I-I could actually use some help. So, tommorow, coffee?
Kelly: Okay. Coffee would be great.
Berke: Okay.
Kelly: Bye.
Berke: Bye. [Kelly and Basin leaves]
Basin: [mocking Kelly's words] If you're serious, I'm kinda good at that stuff.
Kelly: Shut up.
Basin: [mocking Kelly's words] Shut up! [pats Kelly]
Kelly: [gasps] What?
Basin: Did you see Dennis staring at me again?
Kelly: Oh, I know, totally.
Basin: I told you.
#8
Berke Landers: For the first time in my life, I was in love. And I knew it would last forever... Boy was I a dumb ass.
#9
Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: I remember what the wonderful Bobby De Niro said to me. Well, not to me, I read it in an article.
#10
Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: Mr. Landers, how nice of you to join us. And thanks for not showering. What a super instinct.
#11
[Berke and Felix talking on phone]
Berke: So whatcha doin?
Felix: Nothing, just watching my aunt's dog screw the rubber tree.
Berke: What, is that some kind of expression?
Felix: No, we're babysitting my aunt's dog Chester, and we're thinking it's some... kind of... hormonal imbalance...? [tilts head]
Berke: Wow.
#12
Felix Woods: Just keep an eye on her man. 'Cause some of those theatre guys, they have a reputation of being kinda...
Dennis Wallace: Gay?
Felix Woods: See, now that's what they want you to think.
#13
Berke Landers: O fair Hermia, thou art so incredibly hot and stuff.
#14
Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: Bill Shakespeare was a wonderful poet. But Burt Bacharach he ain't.
#15
Basin: My dance partner? SHIT.
Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: That's enough out of your MUCK MOUTH.
#16
Kelly: Are you crying?
Berke Landers: No, you're squeezing my puncture wound.
#17
Felix Woods: You know that song "Pocketful of Dreams"?
Band Member: Down here we call it "Pocketful of Ass".
#18
Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: HI. I'm Dr. Desmond Forest Oates fine arts chair... and all that hoopla.
#19
Jessica: Sir, your wife called. She won't be able to make it to the show tonight.
Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: Did she say why?
Jessica: It was hard to understand through all the slurring.
#20
Berke Landers: [singing] Kiss a little longer, stay close a little longer...
Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: PROJECTION MR. BERKE... projection.

[singing]
Berke Landers: Kiss a little longer, stay close a little longer...
Kelly: Hold tight a little longer... longer with Big Red.
Berke Landers: That Big Red freshness lasts right through it.
Kelly and Basin: Your fresh breath goes on and on...
Everyone: While you chew it. So say goodbye a little longer, make it last a little longer...
Berke Landers: Give your breath long-lasting freshness... WITH BIG RED.

[Cheers from the audience]