#1 Castor Troy: Lies, deceit, mixed messages... this is turning into a real marriage.
#2 Castor Troy: Interception! Now our side's got the ball. Sorry!
#3 Sean Archer: When we put this thing away, you can brand the fourth amendment on my butt.
#4 Castor Troy: If you dress like Halloween, ghouls will try to get in your pants.
#5 Wanda: You turned your beeper off. Castor Troy: [as Archer] Yes, well... my son's birthday. Wanda: Well, here's some poetic justice, sir... Castor Troy's dead. Agent: He got killed trying to escape from Erewhon. Castor Troy: [as Archer] Where's his body? I want to see his body. Wanda: It hasn't been recovered yet. Castor Troy: [as Archer... shouting] "It hasn't been recovered yet"? Get the LAPD on this! Wanda: Even if he is alive, Castor isn't stupid enough to come back to the city. Castor Troy: [as Archer... sighs] You must... you must trust me. He's already here.
#6 Sean Archer: The man you think is your husband is not your husband.
#7 Pollux Troy: [Not realizing that he is talking with Sean Archer with Troy's face] What's the matter, you don't seem like yourself. Sean Archer: [Trying to act like Troy] Bro. I am soooo fried. I don't know why that yeti jumped me the other day. Pollux Troy: Who? Dubov? Sean Archer: Yeah. Pollux Troy: I though you remembered. You had a sex sandwich with his wife and his sister the night he was send here. Sean Archer: Well, that explains why he was upset. But we're gonna blow up L.A. I mean our bomb is a work of art, it should be in the Louvre. Pollux Troy: Oh well, I guess that the L.A. convention center will have to do. Sean Archer: [rejoices as Pollux just revealed the location of the bomb] Oh, bro. You are so fuckin' pathetic.
#8 Castor Troy: Well, I've gotta go. I've got a government job to abuse, and a lonely wife to fuck.
#9 Castor Troy: If I were to send you flowers where would I... no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?
#10 Dr. Eve Archer: Happy Birthday, Mikey. He took our baby, Sean. He took our little boy.
#11 Dietrich: Hey Sean, how's your dead son?
#12 Castor Troy: I'm about to unleash the biblical plague "Hell"-A. deserves.
#13 Sean Archer: I want to take his face... off. Eyes, nose, skin, teeth. It's coming off.
#14 Castor Troy: When all else fails - fresh tactics!
#15 Sean Archer: [after seeing Castor bringing in Archer's Wife] This is between you and me. Leave them out of it. Castor Troy: No. Sean. "You" should have left them out of it. Your son was an accident. I wanted to kill you. But, you took it so personally. Why couldn't you blame yourself or let it go? Sean Archer: No father could. Castor Troy: No brother could either. Sasha Hassler: [coming in the middle of the fight] Neither could a sister.
#16 Castor Troy: You'll be seeing a lot of changes around here. Papa's got a brand new bag.
#17 Castor Troy: Isn't this religious, ah yes. The eternal battle between good and evil, saint and sinners... but you are still not having fun.
#18 Castor Troy: I'm ready, ready for the big ride baby!
#19 Castor Troy: I'm Castor Fucking Troy!
#20 Castor Troy: [after saving Archers daughter from help boyfriend raping her] Do you have protection? Jamie Archer: Protection? You mean like condoms? Castor Troy: [pulls out his switchblade] No. Protection. Next time, let Carl drop his pants, slip this in his thigh, turn it. That way the wound won't close...