Dinner for Schmucks Quotes
Therman: I want you to say, "You can eat my pudding."
Darla: I'm a naughty schoolgirl!
Barry: You look a little old to be a schoolgirl.
Barry: He's friends with Morgan Freeman!
Kieran: Have you ever lived among a herd of goats, for months at a time, as one of them?
Kieran: That surprises me.
Müeller: It's my wife's favorite finger.
Barry: I know everything! I have laid eggs... *inside of your brain*!
Therman: Get them out of my head!
Barry: You are no longer in control of me! I control you,and you are under my power! [whispering] I know everything. And I release you!
Barry: In the words of John Lennon; you may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not...
Tim: The only one...
Tim: You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one... that's the lyric...
Barry: Ya, OK Tim...
Barry: Vincent Van Gogh. Everyone said to him, "You can't be a great painter, you only have one ear." And you know what he said? "I can't hear you."