#1 Ramirez: You must consider that one of these people might be the Devil.
#2 Old Woman: Whores, liars, cheaters, & deserters: all in the same.
#3 Ramirez: Everybody believes in him a little bit, even guys like you who pretend they don't. Detective Bowden: [Detective Bowden takes out a small folded piece of paper and throws it to Ramirez that reads "Im so sorry"] Ramirez: Whats this? Detective Bowden: An apology note left at the site of a hit and run. My wife and son were killed out on Bethlaham Pike five years ago but, thats ok, because whoever did it is *sorry*. You can tell by the heartfelt apology on the back of a carwash coupon. [pause] So no, I don't believe in the Devil. You don't need him, people are bad enough by themselves.
#4 Salesman: Oh, this is not good...
#5 Young Woman: It feels like something *bit* me!
#6 Mechanic: Who are you? Old Woman: [as the Devil] Today, I'm an old woman.
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