Despicable Me

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Despicable Me Quotes

#1
Gru: I hate that guy.
#2
Gru: I went to kindergarten, I know how the alphabet works
#3
Gru: Do you speak Spanish?
Miss Hattie: Do I look like someone who speaks Spanish?
Gru: It's just that your face is so... Como un burro.
Miss Hattie: Oh! Why, thank you!
#4
[from trailer]
Gru: [to the girls] You will not cry, or sneeze or barf or fart! No annoying sounds.
Agnes: Does this count as annoying?

[puckles her cheeks]
#5
Vector: [after shrinking toilet] Look at you, a little tiny toilet...

[toilet breaks, spraying water on Vector]
Vector: Ah, curse you, tiny toilet!
#6
[from trailer]
Gru: We stole the Statue of Liberty...!

[the minions cheer]
Gru: ...the small one, from Las Vegas!

[the cheers stop]
#7
Gru: Uh, question. What are these?
Dr. Nefario: A dozen boogie robots. Boogie! Look at this! Watch me.
Gru: Cookie robots! I said cookie robots! Ah, why... why are you so... old?
#8
Margo: You gave us back.
Gru: I know, I know, and it is the worst mistake I ever made.
#9
[from trailer]
Dr. Nefario: We have to warn him, and FAST! [starts driving on his moped at the speed of an inch a minute]
#10
Gru: Your dog has been leaving bombs in my yard.
Fred McDade: Oh you know dogs... they go where they want!
Gru: Not if they're dead.
#11
Gru: [to the girls] Did you brush your teeth? [Takes a whiff] You did *not*!
#12
Edith: Hey, that one looks like me.
Gru: What are you talking about? These are kittens! Any relation to persons living or dead is completely coincidental.
#13
Agnes: I like him. He's nice.
Edith: He's scary.
Agnes: Like Santa.
#14
Young Gru: Look, Mom, I drew a picture of me landing on the moon.
Gru's Mom: Eh.
Young Gru: Look, Mom, I made a prototype of a rocket out of macaroni.
Gru's Mom: Eh.
Young Gru: Look, Mom, I built a real rocket based on the macaroni prototype.

[Fires rocket]
Gru's Mom: [holds her breath in amazement for a moment]... Eh.
#15
Dr. Nefario: Here's the new weapon you ordered. [Shoots minion with the fart gun]
Gru: No, no, no. I said DART gun.
Dr. Nefario: Oh yes. Cause I was wondering... under what circumstances would we use this?
Gru: Ok...
#16
Gru: Bedtime now.

[girls groan in disappointment, followed by the minions]
Gru: Not you two.

[minions cheer]
#17
Edith: It was your cousin's idea!
Dave the Minion: *What*?
#18
Miss Hattie: I received a call that you want to return the girls. Also, I bought a Spanish dictionary.

[Hits Gru with dictionary]
Miss Hattie: I didn't like what you said.
#19
Edith: Are these beds made from bombs?
Gru: Yes, but they are very old and are not likely to explode. But don't toss and turn.
Edith: Cool!
#20
[from trailer]
Gru: [defeated by Vector] Oh, come on!