#1 Milton's Father: [to Milton] God's in her gullet. And he's in yours, too!
#2 Cry-Baby: Kiss me! Kiss me hard. Allison: I've never given a French kiss before. Cry-Baby: Watch, it's easy. You just open your mouth, and I open mine, and we wiggle our tongues together. And it feels real sexy. Allison: I won't get mononucleosis, will I?
#3 Milton Hackett: Looks like somebody lost their laundry. Lenora Frigid, Has hots for Wade Walker: Hello Cry-Baby. You've scorched me, man. Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: Later, Lenora. Lenora Frigid, Has hots for Wade Walker: But Cry-baby, I need a date for tonight's Jukebox Jamboree. Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: Well, I'm solo, sugar. Lenora Frigid, Has hots for Wade Walker: [offering to show her breasts] Wanna see these gunboats? I give, Cry-baby. I give bare second on the first date. Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: Use your mentality and cool down! Wanda: Yeah, Lenora, your bosoms ain't nothin'! Hatchet-Face: Better watch it, bozo! You might catch a cold! Pepper: My brother wouldn't touch your titties with a ten-foot pole. He likes his women bad, Lenora, not cheap!
#4 Allison: [to herself] I'm so tired of being good.
#5 Pepper: That's my little snare drum. Susie Q, Pepper Walker's Daughter: Ma, I swiped six hubcaps like a big girl!
#6 [Allison stops Cry-Baby from fondling her] Allison: I wanna let you, but I can't, for my parent's sake, Cry-Baby. They're both dead. I'm an orphan! Cry-Baby: I'm sorry, Allison. But no wonder we're together, honey. I'm an orphan, too. Allison: You are? Cry-Baby: Yes! And orphans have special needs. Allison: Just on the outside of the shirt, okay?
#7 Allison: [to Cry Baby] Mommy and Daddy took separate planes for safety, you know, in case one plane crashed, I'd still have a living parent. But Cry Baby, both planes crashed and I never saw my parents alive again.
#8 The Judge: [to the courtroom] What a sad vision of today's youth. The juvenile authorities have had it with Drape gangs.
#9 Allison: It's really wild, but I'm-I'm afraid that I'm not gonna fit in here. You know, with your friends, and stuff. Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: You're cool, Allison. You just look square. Underneath it all, I think you're really hep. Hatchet-Face: Well, what have we here? Wanda: The first square to ever set foot in Turkey Point. Pepper: Hey fine mama, welcome to the Jukebox Jamboree! Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: These are the Cry-Baby girls. That's Wanda. Wanda: Dig it, babe. You need a new look! Hatchet-Face: Don't you got tits? Stick 'em out, for God's sake! Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: That's Hatchet-face. She don't mean no harm. Pepper: The first thing a Cry-Baby girl learns: our bazooms are our weapons! Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: Now, Pepper's pregnant, but she can fight like a man! Wanda: I wouldn't be caught dead in a full skirt. Pepper: Hey girls, what do you think? Let's give Allison here a bad girl beauty makeover. You game? Allison: Sure! Think I got what it takes? Hatchet-Face, Wanda, Pepper: Whoa ho ho! Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: You got it, Allison. You got it raw!
#10 Lenora Frigid, Has hots for Wade Walker: I had my baby. Isn't he cute? I'm a square now. [to baby doll] Wave to Allison! Mrs. Vernon-Williams, Allison's Grandmother: You may be a square, Lenora, but you're still a tramp!
#11 Uncle Belvedere Rickettes: [to Cry Baby] Woo-Wee, you caught me in my birthday suit, butt-naked!
#12 The Judge: [to Hatchet Face] I see that your parents haven't taken the trouble to come to get you. Hatchet's Father: Oh, yes, we did. You happy now, Mona? Huh? You finally did it. You put your own Mother in an iron lung.
#13 Lenora Frigid, Has hots for Wade Walker: [to the reporters] Boy, do I have a story for you! Reporter: How does it feel to be a juvenile delinquent? Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: It feels good, man! I've never been so happy in my life!
[Lenora runs up and throws her arms around Cry-baby right before he's taken away] Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: Lenora, you filthy hag! I wouldn't let you shine my boots! Allison's my girl! A-L-L-I-S-O-N fellas! Reporter: When did he propose? Lenora Frigid, Has hots for Wade Walker: Just last night. You see, I'm pregnant with his child. Well, you know that Cry-baby is an orphan. He wants his baby to have a real family... the family that he himself never had.
#14 Allison: What's the matter, Cry-Baby? Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: Everything's the matter! Allison: It's just the thunderstorm. Heat lightening. It's sexy. Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: It's not sexy! Electricity makes me insane!
#15 Cry-Baby: That's right, Allison. My father was the "Alphabet Bomber." He may have been crazy, but he was my pop. Only one I ever had. Allison: God. I heard about the Alphabet Bomber. Bombs exploding in the... in the airport and barber shop... Cry-Baby: That's right. All in alphabetical order. Car wash... drug store... I used to lay in my crib and hear him scream in his sleep..."A,B,C,D,E,F,G... BOOM! BOOM!" Allison: But your mom... Cry-Baby: My mother tried to stop him. She couldn't even spell, for Christ's sake, but they fried her too.
#16 Mrs. Vernon-Williams, Allison's Grandmother: Your Honour, I am Allison's grandmother.
#17 [last lines] Baldwin: Chicken!
#18 Cry-Baby: [singing] # Now, I can't let the right thing stand in my way / Someday, baby, I'll know better / Right now making her pay #
#19 Mrs. Vernon-Williams, Allison's Grandmother: [to Allison] Heavy hangs the head, that last night wore the crown.
#20 Pepper: Don't go flip out mamma! Hatchet-Face: Yeah! Sometimes shook up old ladies... [licks knife] GET CUT!
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