Buffy the Vampire Slayer Quotes
[Buffy stakes Lothos]
Lothos: Now I'm really pissed off.
Buffy: Does Elvis talk to you? Does he tell you to do things? Do you see spots?
Buffy: All I want to do is graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die. Now it may not sound too great to a sconehead like you, but I think it's swell. And you come along and tell me I'm a member of the hairy mole club so you can *throw* things at me?
[after punching Merrick]
Buffy: Oh, wow. I-I never hit anybody before.
Merrick: Really? Well you did it perfectly.
Buffy: I didn't even break a nail.
Benny: Let me in, Pike. I'm *hungry*!
Pike: Go home, Ben.
Benny: [whining] C'mon I'm hungry.
Pike: You're floating! C'mon, man, get away from here!
Pike: Buffy, you're the guy. You are the chosen guy.
Buffy: Right. I'm the chosen one. And I choose to be shopping.
Buffy's Mom: [Buffy walks in late] Do you know what time it is?
Buffy: Uh... around ten?
Buffy's Mom: [looks at her watch] I *knew* this thing was slow. You pay a fortune for something... [shouts to Buffy's father] Honey, come on, we're gonna be late!
Buffy: I thought that look was over.
Kimberly: Well, it's Retro.
Nicole: You got a C-plus? I can't believe I cheated off of you.
Buffy: Excuse me for not knowing about El Salvador, like I'm ever going to Spain anyway.
Lothos: You and I are one.
Buffy: One what? Cute couple? I don't THINK so.
Coach: Okay people, they're psyching you out. Let's not be so defensive out there, Okay? Now what do we say on the court, repeat after me; I *am* a person, I have the right to the ball.
Kimberly: Nice ensemble.
Buffy: Pike isn't a name, it's a fish.
Buffy: Are you okay?
Pike: I can't move my legs.
Pike: 'Cause you're sittin' on them.
Buffy: Does the word "duh" mean anything to you?
Buffy's Dad: Ok Honey, be good. [Kisses Buffy] And stay away from the Jag!
Buffy: Good bye.
Buffy: It's a stupid dance with stupid people I see every stupid day!
Buffy: Three weeks ago, all I thought about was... well I didn't actually think about anything.
[the Coach is having the last pep-talk with his team, pointing at a piece of paper with an infinity-sign, some male / female symbols and the eye inside the pyramid]
Coach: Therefore, if we all work together, together it'll all work out. Are you with me? Now, get out there! All right! Score some, uh, points! Hey, you missed practice again today! I think you better sit down and think about how that made me feel.
[Amilyn has lost an arm]
Amilyn: We're immortal, Buffy. We can do anything.
Buffy: Oh yeah? Clap.