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TV Forum » Un-Related Chat Room » Funniest Reasons to call 911


junior
reficul
5 months ago
This game is for posting the funniest reasons to call 911

How to play:
Simple just post funny reasons to call 911.


Here is mine!

911:ya wats the problem?

me:do u guys deliver?

911:beep.


<<Note : plz dont take it seriously>>
I hope u enjoy it Have fun !!!
   
Moderator
quark
5 months ago
This is real!

A woman called the UK emergency services because she had
run out of sugar and the shops were closed!!
junior
reficul
5 months ago
ok Speaking about real calls :

This is a real incident that i found on the net:

911: hello ,this is 911 , what's your emergency?
woman: help me please,i'm locked in my car..
911:where are you? i'll send officers down to help you...
woman:i'm in my car in a car park and i can't get out !! its locked!!
911:calm down, since you're inside,there must be a way to unlock the car...
woman: HOW??!!
911: do you see a latch on the furthest read top part of your door?
woman:which door??
911:THE RIGHT !!
woman: oh, ok, what latch?
911:it should look like a plastic or metal latch sticking out on top...
woman: oh i see it,and what do you want me to do about it?
911:PULL IT!!
woman:wait a minute, ive seen this on tv,if i pulled it ,my car will explode...
911:NO , IT WON'T !!
woman: ah..maybe it was die hard..
911:JUST PULL THE DAMN LATCH!!!
*womans pull the latch, car unlock sound*
woman: oh, it was THAT easy...Thank You err...Deborah(not a real name but its supposed too be her neighbour)...hello?
911:*tuut..tuut..tuut...(sound of call hanged up)*
guru
tash845
5 months ago
A woman phoned 911 from Burger King because they got her Bacon Burger Cheeseburger order wrong. Her kids are hungry and have to eat and the police have to come right down to the Burger King
immediately.
junior
reficul
5 months ago
These are also 2 real incidents :

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.



Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it


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