I am sure that some of you have seen this game in another forums and its kinda fun..

To play the Vending Machine Game, all you have to do is put in a quarter and see what the next person decides to give you. It can be anything (something from an anime , something made up or anything u want , you choose). Makes sense?

<< It doesnt have to be a quarter always .. You can put a pinny , gold coin or even a piece of gum :D >>

Okay lets start.. :

*puts in a quarter*

clink!all kinds of bells and whistles sound,ticker tape and confetti drop on your head,you have received a years subscription of Popular Rocks.


Puts in a coin

a very special seafood platter , with all the good things and if you wish to share thats even better.

pops in a coin

Bee & Wasp spray.

Puts in a foreign coin of similar size & shape.

I need that.lol
A very large fillet steak with a cold beer.

puts in a euro.

a lifetime supply of sring onions
puts in a 5 pence piece

Another season of scrubs
puts in a candy wrapper

and gets a reality show DVD

puts in a very very small poker chip

gets a very very small packet of crisps

puts in an old penny

gets a new penny.

Puts in a dime...

gets locked out on the balcony
puts in the correct change

And gets back an empty toffee crisp wrapper

Puts in a token...

gets a sulky silence (lol) ( i love toffee crisps so that's was particularily cruel punishment)
puts in a sucked toffee crisp wrapper

and breaks the machine lol

A New Vending Machine has been installed,puts in a shiny new penny...

gets a chocolate chip cookie (narrowly missed the cheese crackers)

*puts in a quarter*

Gets a packet of Cream Crackers. LOL.

Puts in a Euro

Gets a pound.

Puts in the Pound...

Gets a Euro

puts that back in

Get a thousand fresh minted dollars worth about two cents.

Put in a wooden Indian head nickle.

Gets back a melted chocolate bar

Puts in a quarter...

gets a mini-cheesecake
puts in a fathering

gets a bay tree.
puts in a £2.00 coin . and waits.

and gets a 'coin not recognised' message

puts in a sixpence...

The machine hiccups a few times and you find yourself in an episode of LOST,repeating the same day over and over again and again.

drops a Morgan in there.

dexter says if my sister does not return my call he will be upset. lol.
puts in a fruit gum .

You get wood logs, 27 to be exact.

*puts in a spanish dabloon*...

gets a half of a treasure map

puts in my life savings...

gets half a treasure map.

puts in a bottle top.

receives a great shock trying to jam the cap in,but lucky for you,you are persistent and dozens of coins fall at your feet,pee you.lol

drops a Double Eagle in

Gets a ticket to see'The Mousetrap' back.

Puts in a tuppence...

Gets a three minute telephone call!!


Puts in a silver thrupenny bit

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receives a four pound fortune cookie,you open it and eat the cookie first.lol Fortune reads;You will live a long life,but not if you keep smoking!

Puts in a sand dollar

gets the coffe shop menu witha voucher for a free coffee

puts in a five pound note

Gets a packet of crisps & no change

Puts in a coin tied to a piece of string which can be retrieved lol

gets nothing but a squirt of water in the face.LOL.

puts in my old and obsolete PC.

gets back an old & obsolete penny.

Puts in a penny...

gets back a green gumball

puts in a nickel

gets an old photo.

puts in a shilling

gets a horoscope reading

puts in a loonie (Canadian Dollar)

gets a brownie

puts in a nyc one day transit card

gets a breadmaker

puts in a tanner...

Gets a seafood dinner.

drops in some Wampum.(currency of the original Northeastern Native Americans)

gets a shiny new breakmaker that can't be returned

drops in a coin

Gets a long silver encrusted leash for Lord Byron

Pops in a doggie chew

Receives a copy of 101 Dalmatians.

drops in a Sacajawea dollar.

Gets a flat pak tepee

puts in an arrowhead

Gets a feather.

Puts in a slip of Gold Pressed Latinum.

Gets a Jason Mraz CD

puts in one centavo

receives a ticket to Nirvana for a complete karma upgrade.(your next incarnation is looking real good,I don't want to spoil the surprise.)

put in a piece of beach glass

out comes a necklace on a leather cord with aqua glass

puts in four homemade oatmeal cookies

gets a glass of milk
puts in an I.O.U.

gets back 1,000 pounds gas bill.

Puts in an old penny...

Gets what he most wishes for.

Puts in a SIM card.

gets back a pre-paid phone

puts in a snow globe

gets a christmas card
puts in a pony nut

gets a pair of earrings made from Moose droppings.(quite popular and in fashion here in Maine,all the fine ladies in the trailer park wear them.LOL)

drops in an acorn

After many years gets an Oak tree
whose wood can be used to make a sailing ship.


Puts in a splinter

gets back a pair of tweezers

puts in a guinea...

Gets a pig

Puts in a Silver Dollar

and the wheels spin and you get

Lemon, Cherry, Plum

Better luck next time!!


puts in a Button

gets a sewing kit

puts in a tennis ball

gets a forehand smash!

puts in a fiver...

Receives a token for a ride on the fastest roller coaster to date.

drops in a penny flattened by a train.

gets a piece of bubble gum

puts in a golf ball

Gets a date with Tiger Woods!

Puts in a 'comics' page

gets a dinner date with Stan Lee.

puts in a remote control.

Gets a MX3000 universal remote control..

**puts in a dragon ball**

gets a ticket to a martial arts tournament

puts in today's Daily Telegraph newspaper

Gets an invitation to stand for Parliament at the next election.

puts in a key whose purpose is unknown.

gets a keyless lock

puts in ones hand...

:::smiles and says "right on I love these foods":::

The Vending Machine spits out a river of blue, fruity smelling fluid followed by a plastic cup for gedmen.

I put in a shoe.

you get back your shoe with a shoe that matches it

puts in several slices of bacon

Gets two pancackes, two waffles, two pieces of french toast and two egg's scrambled with cheese, onions and mushrooms.

Puts in an old scratched up dvd

Gets a manual on how to look after your DVD collection.

Puts in an armchair cushion cover

{Thanks quark that will come in handy}

Gets a slip of latinum

puts in a 25 centimeter square of cream colored silk

gets back an evening purse

puts in assorted jelly beans

gets back runner beans

puts in my last 10p

gets back an ten Canadian dollars

puts in a beer bottle

gets a bag of doritos

puts in tater tots

(not sure what they are lol)
gets a jug of gravy

puts in a yorkshire pudding

gets back pontefract cakes

puts in an Eccles cake...

Receives one of Windsors best homemade haggis.


Puts in a Ventolin spray

gets back slip reminding you to keep your dr's appt.

puts in a badminton birdie

Gets back a broken shuttlecock

Puts in a Banana

gets a picture of a monkey

puts in a piece of toast

Gets a plate of baked beans

puts in a used theatre ticket

gets a bucket of from under gum in an assortment of pre-chewed flavors.

puts in a cesarian sheckle.

Gets a one day old Cesar Salad

Puts in a leftover toe nail clipping from the dog.

gets a stray dog

puts in a rial

Gets a yemeni stamp

Puts in a drachma

Gets a Greek Soldiers skirt

Puts in a Yen

Gets the newest japanese product : Diet Water

**puts in a genie**

out pops the genie's bottle

puts in a bottle of cognac

gets a brandy alexander.
puts in a "sixpence"

gets four toffee candies

puts in double sided tape

gets an 8 track tape player.


puts in a cellophane wrapper

gets a quality street toffee penny

puts in a stamp

gets an envelope

puts in a newly minted five pound coin...

Gets the coin returned and a set of scales to weigh it on to ensure it weighs 5 pounds.

puts in an expired driving licence.

Receives a fine for driving with an expired license.

puts in a fortune cookie.

and gets mm`s for life

put`s in a dollar.

gets a ticket for the lottery

puts in a Green shield stamp...

gets a box of salt water taffy

puts in a box of cat treats

gets a cat

puts in a half chewed toffee

gets back an orange

puts in a cd of relaxing sounds

Gets back a CD of Geds noisiest heavy metal anthems sung by yours truly...pin back your ears lol

Puts in a spoonful of sugar...

Gets a bottle of medicine

puts in a hair-grip

gets a wig

puts in a train ticket

Gets a grouchy old guard who wants to fine you for an invalid ticket.

Puts in the grouchy old guard.

gets a computer operated ticket dispenser.

puts in a premium bond...

gets a bottle of premium whisky

puts in a jar of magic bubbles with a wand

gets back soapy water.

puts in a ha'penny

gets half a glass of beer

puts in a worn down pencil

gets an eraser.

puts in a silver dollar...

gets back a silver dollar fish in a fish bowl

puts in several fishing lures

Gets back several empty hooks

puts in a Tube of Smarties

gets back an empty smartie tube. lol

puts in a tiddlywink...

Gets back a poster of Farrah Fawcett

Puts in a point

Gets a Forum posting back. hehehe

Puts in a hermaseta

gets an earl grey teabag

puts in a fresh bagel

Gets some cream cheese

Puts in a Chevron

doesn't get to cross the line lol lol (uk hunour??)

puts in a green cros code book

gets the latest type of toaster

puts in a mouse pad

gets my infra-red mouse that keeos breaking down lol
put in a pic of ged

Gets nothing but a load of sparks and banging noises from within the machine and the piture of Ged is ejected.(WARF LOL)

Puts in an old stoogie

gets back some pipe tobacco (but no pipe) lol

puts in a pin cushion

gets back a sweater

puts in a sword

gets back a shield

puts in a 10p

gets a slice of cheesecake

puts in some peanut butter

gets a cup of Kopi Luwak

puts in a smartie...

gets back fruity smarties

puts in a mens hankerchief

gets back a pair of Jimmy Choo shoes(size 12)

puts in a wish...

rofl ...

gets to sing on stage in a London theatre that is well sound proofed

puts in a book on buddhism

gets a masseur to rub your tummy


puts in a jemmy

gets a broken door jamb (lol)
puts in a bobby pin

get a tortoiseshell hairclip

puts in a glass of fresh lemonade

gets an empty glass back(hic)

puts in a water-melon...

gets back pickled watermelon rind

gets a french beret hat

gets a military red beret.

puts in a red berry...

gets a very tiny berry wreath (lol)

puts in tarragon leaves

Gets back a note saying

"The Tarragon has left"

Puts in an old carkey

gets the govt scrap car bonus

puts in a bicycle pump

gets a pumped up bicycle tire

puts in a bag of cheese and onion crisps

gets a ploughmans lunch


puts in a pickled onion

gets a rugby shirt

puts in pickled beets

gets a mangled wurzel.

puts in a thimble...

gets a spool of thread

puts in a dog biscuit for Reubin

gets a bark
puts in a tomatoe

gets back a salad

puts in crayons

Gets back a page of scribbles for the fridge door.

Puts in a dvd

gets back a betamax tape

puts in a rubber glove...

receives instructions to clean the loo.

Puts in a West Highland White Terrier (please note, no animals were harmed during this process. She loves vending machines, honestly)

arrruff

get back a chew toy and a lifetime supply of biscuits.


drops in a kitty whisker.

gets back a box of kittens.


drops in 25 cents.

gets a veal parm hero

drops in a butter dish

gets a large tub of margarine.

puts in a wireless mouse

gets sugar cookies

gets back a real mouse (lol)

whoops i meant to say:
puts in a real mouse

gets back a mousetrap.

puts in a theatre ticket...

and get to see
mad house.


puts in a cell phone.

Gets back the Sim card


puts in a handful of peanuts

gets back the empty shells.

puts in a begging letter...

gets back letter that says you are singing in upscale coffee house for exactly 30 minutes and not one minute longer!

puts in ketchup

receives a letter stating that you are holding the one billionth bottle of ketchup and you will receive an all expenses paid trip to the largest tomato farm in Mexico. Along with that,you will be crowned Queen of the tomato festival.

puts in a hub cap

ROFL! gets back four new tires

puts in fresh ears of corn

gets a packet of cornflakes.
puts in a scallop shell

gets back a snail shell.

Puts in a brand new pin...

gets back a pin pack

puts in a jelly doughnut

Gets a stained policemans uniform

Puts in a lump of charcoal

Receives a note from Santa Claus,it reads:You shouldn't throw away my gifts like that! LOL,Ho,Ho,HO!

Drops in a ray of hope.

gets back bountiful good luck

puts in a smile

gets back a frown

puts in an IOU...

gets back a note saying
" you forgot to put in the amount so you owe a £1,000 "


puts in a pair of toe-nail clippers

gets back invite to nail salon for a pedicure

puts in a subscription to any magazine that you want

gets back a bunny girl

puts in a cheerleaders pom-pom

gets back a toe ring

puts in a stuffed toy

gets back a blanky
puts in a stroppy teenager

gets back a ned .
puts in blue eye mousse

Rejected so gets back an even stroppier teenager.

puts in a long length teaspoon.

gets back a large glass of iced tea

puts in a calendar

Gets a box of dates.

Puts in an old pair of spectacles

gets a large print book
puts in blue eye mousse instructions

Gets back some fake nails.

Puts in a newspaper clipping...

gets back the London Times

puts in a picture of a cheesecake (rofl)

gets a photograph of Ged being sick.

puts in a whisky tumbler

gets it filled up with single malt
puts in a shot glass

gets a shot of tequila & lemon

puts in a plate of fresh french fries -- crispy on the outside
& fluffy on the inside

gets a thank-ypu note
puts in a potatoe peeler

Gets a barrage of potato eyes

puts in a stick of gum

gets a package of tooth brushes

puts in plastic clothes hangers

gets an ironing voucher.

puts in a nail brush

gets clean nail clippings
puts in a dog bowl

Gets back a West Highland White Terier

Puts in a weed

gets back a rose

puts in a match

gets back a candle lit dinner for two

puts in an episode of true blood

gets back sookie stackhouse

puts in a picture of a vacation resort

gets back two tickets for a round the world trip

Puts in a gerbil

gets back a drinking bowl

puts in a pound coin

gets back a container of orange juice.

puts in box of pg tips tea

Gets back a bunch of tame chimpanzees all brandishing empty cups.

puts in an empty petrol can (gasoline can to our US friends).

lol

gets back a US five dollar bill for petrol

puts in a copy of charles dickens book -- the pickwick papers

gets back little dorrit (the book not the person lol)

puts in a box of matches

gets back a fire work.
puts in a lamb chop

Gets back a request for mint sauce.

puts in a Roll of Kitchen Paper Towel

gets back a head of green leaf lettuce

puts in a $5 poker chip

gets a hand of blackjack

puts in a parking ticket

gets back a traffic warden

puts in a lamp shade.

gets a genies lamp

puts in salt water taffy from the shore

gets a day at Coney Island

drops in a netsuke

Gets a note asking what it's meant to be and a ticket to see the terracotta army.

puts in a pin hammer

Gets a frame for your avatar.

drops in a snowflake that fell on the warmest day of summer

gets rain drops the size of golf balls


puts in a hard drive

gets disk of wipe drive

puts in a garlic press

gets french onions

puts in a cheese and ham pizza

gets a nice bottle of wine

gets two free passes to movie of your choice

should be: puts in two free passes to movie of your choice

Gets to watch The Exorcist with tash ;o)

puts in itching powder...

gets ability to rotate head to see where the powder has gone.

puts in sundays referee's whistle.

rofl at ged's choice of movie & quark's comment ...

gets a soccer shirt

puts in tub of ice cold lemonade

get`s some ice cream


put`s in a movie ticket.

gets back the cinema attendant

puts in a can of coke

gets back an empty can and a thank you note. Burp,excuse me.

drops in a Ginko leaf.

And gets a cup of tea

Slides in a broken remote control.

Gets a TV with only one channel.


Puts in a manicure set

gets a receipt for half of a manicure

puts in a bottle of vitamin c

gets a multivitamin
puts in a choking diner

Gets a big pat on the back.

Puts in a paper-knife.

gets a origami kite

puts in a pair of rose colored glasses.

Gets to see the world happy red colors

puts in a coin

gets back polarized sunglasses

puts in a scooter

gets back motor cycle
puts in 1 cent.

Gets back 4 Farthings

Puts in a paint roller

gets a can of paint

puts in a quart of peach ice cream

gets back two spoons and a friend.

puts in moss that grew on the steps of a witches house.

gets clean steps


puts in brownie box

Gets Chocolate Cup Cakes with a note "Sorry, no more brownies, today but these are on sale, please try them"


Puts in a long silk glove

gets a ticket to see 'the magic flute"

puts in a vase

Gets it back with a lovely bunch of Carnations.


Puts in a Football Helmet.

Gets back a custom helmet to foit those ears

Puts in the secret of eternal youth

gets back paper that reads: secret of eternal youth is the ability to think young

puts in home-cooked meal that you wanted