It goes like this:
Someone posts a wish and the next person to post grants their wish, but not in the way they expected.

Example

Person 1: I wish I had a billion dollars.
Person 2: Wish granted, you have a billion dollars... in Monopoly money.
And then they would state their wish.

and so on...

I wish no one would ever have to go to war again, peace on earth yes indeed.

wish granted .. All the men on earth are dead

I wish I Could fly..

Granted you are a fly...mind the paper!!! whoops.

I wish I could give up smoking

Wish Granted, you've just had a stroke, killing the part of your brain that knows you smoke and craves it.

I wish people would be nice to each other always.

Wish granted

Klingons have invaded and have lobotomised the population of Earth.


I wish I could read the future.

Wish granted

This is a link http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Future were you can read "The Future",a Leonard Cohen Album

I Wish I could rule the world...

Wish granted,

Now you will spend the rest of your life measuring the Earth with a ruler.


I wish for Saturday,May 23rd,2009 winning Powerball numbers.

Wish granted

I will give them to you on Sunday,May 24th 2009

I wish I was the worlds strongest man...

Wish granted,

I will make all men weaker than you,you will have the burden of
doing all the work they are no longer able too.

I wish for a submarine,no,a Yellow Submarine,yeah that it...

Wish granted,

I will get you A vhs copy of the 1968 animated feature film "Yellow Submarine"

I wish I was a Martian.

Wish Granted

Shame you just died as the Earths' atmosphere is toxic to you.


I wish to be younger but wish all my knowledge that I have today.

Sorry

I wish to be younger but with all my knowledge that I have today.

Wish granted

You still retain your knowledge & you are younger...than the worlds oldest person.


I wish I was a great singer

So do we!!

However wish granted

You were a great singer but now your voice grates
on everybody who has the misfortune to hear you.


I wish I could eat what I want and not put on weight.

granted but now you are ill and losing weight, if you don't gain some you will die

I wish i could breath underwater

Wish granted but now you can no longer survive out of the water.

I wish I was 21 forever.

Wish granted

Now you can toddle around forever whilst trying to speak.
Whoops did you mean years I thought you meant months.

I wish for continued peace and harmony throughout this site.

I grant wishes not miracles,however, wish granted,the forum is no longer operational & the membership has been dissolved.

I wish I was a Moderator ;-)

Only Admin can grant that wish so for now you remain as you are.


I wish that MUFC will acheive back to back European League Championships on this Wednesday evening.

Wish granted MUFC achieve the dream in the Subbuteo version of the Champions league

I wish I was Admin for ShareTv.

Only the Founder who is also the owner of sharetv can grant that wish.

But as he is the Admin as well highly unlikely so for now you still remain as you are.


I wish I had the power of transmogrification.

Wish granted

You are now changed to modeling clay in a five year-olds nursery.

Wish I never had to sleep.

Wish granted.

You have evolved into a form of energy, so therefor require no sleep, however, you have no body with which to experience any physical pleasures, and can never take physical form again.

I wish they would just format the new Hard Drives as NTFS right off.

Wish is granted but now no HDs can be reformatted at all
and thus must be replaced causing increased costs for users.

I wish I could stifle my sense of touch (pain) when I desire it.

Wish Granted

Now you will feel no sense of touch at all, Hot, cold, warm, pain, pleasure, tickles, all gone byebye now!

I wish for A way to figure out how my son has blocked me from a website on my pc.

Wish Granted here's the Manual for all things computer vol.1 vol2 vol3 vol4 vol5 vol6 vol............
Oh yes and the 3 volumes of the beginner's guide. LOL.
The answer is there somewhere!!

I wish for a quiet life.

wish granted but you are now so bored you can hardley stay awake

I wish the postman would stop misplacing my letters

Wish Granted! Now all your letters get placed in exactly the same place every day, and they are stuck there forever so as never to be misplaced again!

I wish for a free form of transportation that will not require me to wall.

granted , but you can never get off so you never have to wait again.

i wish for a never ending lollipop

wish granted, but its a flavour you dislike intensely so you will never taste it.

I wish I could teleport anywhere I wanted to...

Wish granted, but you can only teleport once to one place, and never again.

I wish I could snap my fingers and have a meal of my choice appear in front of me.

Wish granted it is in a transparent container of bullet proof glass and there is no way in. So you may only look.


I wish I could fly at will.

Wish Granted! You can fly, at the will of anyone who wills it, except yourself!!

I wish I was an android.

Wish granted you are now an android.
I have switched you off to save energy.

I wish for enough time to watch all the TV shows I have D/L.
as well as live a normal life and moderate this site.

Wish granted,you have been split into three copies of yourself,the sad news is the lady who owns your flat now wants triple rent.

I wish to breath under any condition and remain unchanged physically.

Wish Granted! You can breath in any condition, but you are no longer in control at all of how you breath, and cannot hold your breath at all.

I wish I was a cat.

Wish granted however you can no longer visit Luacheia's coffee rooms as either Lord byron or Reubin chase you out each time you try.

I would like to wish upon a star

Wish granted,you have been transported to Alpha Century where you can make wishes till you heart's content,if you can stand the heat.

I wish to evolve a million years.

Wish granted,you have been evolve a million years , from now you are now
a fish ,as the planet million years from now is all water.

i wish to see no more reruns on tv.

Wish granted you have been blinded and can see nothing at all.


I wish I had all of Supermans powers and invulnerable to Krytonite.

Wish granted, However you are a character in a comic book & now you are trapped their forever.

I wish I was omnipotent...

Wish Granted! Unfortunately, you get caught up in a discussion with all the other omnipotent beings about the omnipotence paradox...which of course has yet to be exactly answered.

I wish I had some tuna fish, you know, now that I'm a cat and since I no longer drink coffee.

Granted,but you are no longer a cat,you are a Japanese tuna fisherman with an uncanny craving for catnip.

I wish to own an island.

wish granted, Go to Amazon and buy this film http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0176856/ it is called An Island & it will be yours to own.

I wish I could run faster than light...

Wish granted,but,as you move faster than light,you get younger until you are a seed in the Universe again.

I wish all the people of the World could be a peaceful lot.

Wish Granted, however the world is so peaceful that when the hordes of violent aliens come to make us their slaves we all just go along peacefully...

I wish to be a cat again.

Wish granted, however you have strayed into a dog pen full of vicious dogs!

I wish I was the best at everything...

TY, and as a cat, I expertly escape the dogs, and grant your wish...You are now best at everything, but now everybody envies your abilities, and so, as tends to happen in such a situation, everybody has nothing but bad things to say about you behind your back. Also, since everyone must now measure themselves up to your standards, everybody outright hates you because it is not possible.

I wish I had a male cat partner.

Wish granted but unfortunately he has been neutered and shows no interest in you no matter what you try.

Therefore I wish thetrekhippy was a human being again.

wish granted but she really wanted to be a cat so she no longer considers you a friend

i wish gedman was a better cook

wish granted,he is now a better cook than trekhippy was while she was a cat.

I wish for a new life...

wish granted here's a day old puppy.

I wish I could spell seduco

(too easy) Wish Granted you can spell that one word correctly, but only that one word. Everything else you try to write or spell out verbally comes out as nonsense.

I wish I knew someone who wanted a kitten.

shiw grentad I idd utb otn own.
ouy'll stuj veha ot tiaw ti lilw gwro pu noso

I shiw rof sith clak fo llepsing ot eb vesredee

granted,you knew someone who wanted a kitten,but you were a cat yourself and your attention span is only about ten minutes and you forgot who it was.

I wish MM would disappear forever.

wish granted mm`s gone ! and the world is a darker place for it.


i wish fear did not make people crazy.

Wish granted, however,fear now makes people fearless the world leaders have fearlessly initiated a nuclear war & we are all going to die...but its ok because we are all fearless.

I wish my eyesight was as good as the hubble space telescope.

Wish granted you can see for light-years but on earth no chance!

I wish I could download faster

Wish granted you can now download 1kb faster than you could before.

I wish I new the answer to everything...

Wish granted,but now your brain is as large as a Galaxy and every synapse uses enough energy to create a sun.

Wish I could be twenty again.

Wish granted you are twenty again.

i wish the sunshines all weekend.

Wish granted
but for the other 5 days the world is plunged into winter and all lifeforms who cannot withstand being frozen become extinct.

I wish I was telepathic.

OY everybody missed it!

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Moderator quark 2 days ago

shiw grentad I idd utb otn own.
ouy'll stuj veha ot tiaw ti lilw gwro pu noso

I shiw rof sith clak fo llepsing ot eb vesredee

Translation: wish granted I did but not now. you'll just have to wait it will grow up soon.

I wish for this lack of spelling to be reversed.

TO Quark, belatedly, Just this once, Wish Granted, uncorrupted. You can now spell as you normally could.

And, now that you are also telepathic, you can tell everyone what my next wish is!

That would be too rude of me. LOL

But as you insist

"wish I could just keep all the kittens" or similar.

So wish granted but unbeknown to you Old Tom next door keeps a calling and there are more and more kittens which you keep and it costs more than you earn to feed them all.

I wish I could help you.

Wish granted, Old Tom has been neutered.

I wish for brighter days ahead...

Wish granted, happy days ,joy, peace.

i wish for old friends to come back.

LOL odo, do you know you are supposed to corrupt the wish as well as grant it?

Wish granted,old friends have returned,however,they are so old & senile they can't remember you.

I wish I was a Genie...

ROFL @gedmen, I missed how is Old Tom getting neutered a corruption?? LOL

Ok, fun as that was,back on topic, (my bad in the first place,soz)

Wish Granted, you are a Genie, forever in the service of whomever has your tarnished lamp, which is unfortunately lost as sea, so you are trapped until someone finds it and rubs it three times whilst saying your name three times.

I wish I had more time.

Wish granted besides being full of kittens your home is now full of clocks watches and other time pieces.

I wish I had the ability to teleport myself to wherever I want.

Wish granted you now can teleport anywhere
but you can`t spell the names of the places you want to go.


wish i had more beer

Wish granted,you have all the beer you could ever want,but you are now teetotal.

I wish I could get regular sleep...

wish granted, but now you are never here when you are needed

i wish i could make people happier with their lot..

Wish Granted

You hide a valuable item at the bottom of every job lot in the next auction.


I wish that my body had no flaws.

Wish granted you have now swapped bodies with Ged, however,you have lost all your moderator privileges too.

I wish I lived in the future...

Wish Granted, it is now six hours into the future, and you still live.

I wish I had a Driver License.

So do all the other drivers on the road. LOL
So your wish is granted you now have a licence
but unfortunately it is a UK Licence which you
can only use in Europe.

I wish I could understand all the languages of
the world.

wish granted, you are now multi-lingual, but you have talked so much you have lost your voice....permanently!

I wish I could drink alcohol & suffer no hangover...

wish granted (now you are merlin lol)

i wish i could control the weather

wish granted but as controlling the weather requires your attention 24/7 you have no time to do anything else & you don't get to sleep...ever!

I wish I didn't have to sleep...

Wish granted,but the increase of serotonin keeps you in a state of constant hallucination.

I wish for a Mini-Cooper

Wish granted,but it fits in your pocket.

i for no more reruns

wish granted but you can never watch your favourite shows again.

I wish I could find all those things I thought I had lost.

Wish Granted, however, you found them all in the clothes dryer with all your lost socks, and so all the plastic stuff has melted around all the metal and socks, making a huge mess.

I wish I could read my boyfriends mind.

Wish granted,however he is remembering word for word reading War & Peace...it may take a while.

I wish I was a billionaire...

Wish granted
but as you are a miser who always counts his money
to be sure it's all there you have no time for anything else.


I wish I had an eidetic memory.

Wish granted,however,you are constantly recalling every single thing you have ever done & it is driving you to insanity.

I wish I could control my dreams...

wish granted but know you always know what will happen it's very boring

I wish i could sing well

wish granted but know you always know what will happen it's very boring

I wish i could sing well

Wish Granted but now even the smallest off key note drives you mad.

I just wish I could sing in tune.

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Wish granted ,but now you can only sing stop that cabutchikas


wish he would get the hint ,