Just like Odo's thread. First you post your number then add anything else you like. Remember each post counts even if you make a mistake, I'll begin:

1

Hopefully well get through this one a little faster, lol.

2. mmm i`ll 2nd ? it .lololo

3.
the end is in sight?

4 .th soon .lol after a 997

5

So far it is just the three of us willing to count to 1001.

6. th

Darn it`s going to take a long time .i Am going to See t4 tonite !!!!!!

7

Wish I could go see T4, i'll just have to wait.

8. just saw T4 omg !

WOW WOW! IT ROCKS star trek was good ,but dam!

9

u think it was better than star trek?

10.
yes!

the many reasons why .... after you see it !

11

Now I really can't wait.

12.

go a must if you liked the 1st one you will love it.

13

We need more posters.

14.
i got some last night !
ice age new movie. lol

15

Funny

16.thought so!

just getting ready 2 watch Primeval.S03E09.

17

Just beiginning the last five episodes of 24 S07.

18.
finally d/l the ncis finale.

19.
one more makes ?

20

Down to last two episodes of 24.

21.nite.

22.

Nite.

23

Nite.

24. Morning

25.
morn,good day

26

Afternoon all.

27. A gloriously warm & sunny afternoon.

28

Nice here too.

29.
now that the rain has stopped , it`s nice now .

30

No rain here, makes a change.

31. and to cap it all off,its a lovely evening.

32

dog needs loo.

33.

it`s a great day ,here !

34.

@Thor don't forget your plastic bags.

35

@Quark

I didn't forget LOL

36.

O loo .lol got it now

37

Morning everyone

38.morn here

39

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

40.
that`s funny

41

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

42.
i will

43

What you call dog with no legs?

Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

44.

aaa not that funny .sorry

45

"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
Winston Churchill.

46.

Valentino Rossi

47


Not getting off to a very good start. This may take forever.

48.
forever and a day.

49.

It's a long long road awinding....

50.
look at it like the thread is ....

51

Great day here.

52. Already through a half century.

53.
5 3=8-4=No.4 !

54

What is the metaphysical definition of the number 54?

Add 5 plus 4 which is 9 and 9 represents completion.

55.

I can`t Drive 55!

56

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

57.

Who me :)

58

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

59.
i can fix anything.

60

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

61.

lol, try again ?>

62

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

63

going to have a fun weekend

64.
Me 2 helpping put a roof on.

65

@Odo How did your roofing go?

66.
Sat,O that`s all ready for you eh?
not looking forward to it .But a friend asked so off to work i go.

67

Hi baby how are you doing?

68. own you one lolol

67

Question: Why did the roofer go to the doctor?
Answer: Because he had a bad case of SHINGLES...

Question: Why did the roofer have to go to the dentist?
Answer: He couldn't stop biting his NAILS...

Question: How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?
Answer: It depends on how thinly you slice them...

70.
darn no 69. for me ;(

68 and 69 actually 71

bad boy

71

Yeah, I made the first mistake. Do I get a prize?

73

yes you have the booby prize

74.
aka lol

75

@nerys, will there be a presentation?

76

yes I have a trophy for you but it is only a boob for a boob bwahahahaha

when are you available for the award?

77.darn i miss all the good things.

78

you are always part of the fun

79.
Done the planting omg lots and lots.

80

@nerys I can be very hard to get hold of but i'm available for awards anytime.

81.
lol points to hook up?

82

points to a long week of work

83

Another good day.

84.
points to nice day ,lots more work .

85

Relaxing, watching some tv.

86.
now get to relax.

87

Catching up on leverage

88. Two fat ladies

89.
having a smoke

90

I used to smoke 30-40 a day. Gave them up five years ago. Still get the urge to light up from time to time.

91.30-40?
wow points to bad times .
good you quit.

92

Yeah good but never say never.

93.

i all ways say never ! then do it again! lmaf

94

I know what you mean.

95.

you watched the listener? then you do !

96

Transformers 2 coming soon.

97.

soon

98

A,B,C

99.

call ing ... lol

100

Just a few more

101. Tenth of the way there...

102.

3

103

watching burn notice

104.
it`s good glad it`s back !

104

Gonna check out mental

106

lol

107.
lol how did it feel?

108

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108 108 108 108 108 108 108 108 108 108 108 108
108 108 108 108 108 108 108 108 108 108 108 108

109.


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108 108 108 108 108 108 108 108 108 108 108 108 1

110

Goodnight

111.
g ood nite.

112

Good Morning

113.



I live vicariously through myself.
I don't always drink Beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis. Stay Thirsty my Friends.

114

Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.

115.


love beer soo good ...

116

Haven't had a drink in a long time.

117.
Well i am work on Vac so drinks a day...

118.

Who you gonna call? 118!

(UK advert)

119

911

120.
lunch time.

121.

Head to head

122.

12 mins from now.

123

Watching raising the bar.

124.

watching metal

125

Didn't watch raising the bar, decided to watch battlestar galactica finale again instead.

126.
good eh ? i liked it .

127

Comment allez-vous?

128.
1.2. 8...

129

Thi is gonna take forever.

130.
and a day.

131

Nice day here

132.

great day here.

133.

Great daze everywhere. It's the drink you know.

134

Morning

135.nite 12:55 and alot of beers.....

136

06:00 here. No Beers.

137. none here now.8:40am

138.
is this dead ?
Well time for a beer then !

139

Not very many posters. Could take a long time.

140.
maybe , give out a prize ?

141

A prize for the 1001st poster?

142.
okay ,you keep it under wraps.

143.

I'll wait for the 1000th post to have been made then!. LOL.

144

I'll choose a number. When someone posts in that number they will get a free Stargate SG1 DVD. Spread the word.

145

Ok. Someone posting in this thread will win a DVD. Details can be found here.

http://sharetv.org/forum/discuss/Q_106253

146.
Wow that rocks good for you !

147

Hope it brings in soem posters

148.
yes, wonder why this one is not flying ?

149

Might take a little time for word to get out.

150.
lol , cast a spell .

151

At this rate you will probably win it.

152.lol think if more don`t drop in just close it .

153 I'll bump OdO just before he wins lol

154.

bump away just get in there .lol

155

Yes bump bump

156.
there was a bump in the night ?o h my what`s that ........

157

dvd anyone?

158.
vhs ?
beta rules!

159

You can buy vhs movies really cheap on ebay. I could have bought 50 for .99p plus postage.

160.

lol,was making a joke

161

I agree. I have no vhs in the house. I have over 300 dvds. My brother collects vhs and has around 250. He thinks they will be worth money some day.

162.

hah ,nope don`t think that will happen.

163. You never know your luck in a big city.

164.
big city ? what`s that ? lol

165. A city is a relatively large and permanent settlement, particularly a large urban settlement. Although, it has to be said, there are no agreed definitions distinguishing a city.

166

City = A center of population, commerce, and culture; a town of significant size and importance.

167

Some cities are so called because the population however small wanted them to be called that.

168.
guess you guys missed the "lol"

169

No, we seen the lol we just felt very factual.

170.

lat.
long.

171. It was a Tale of Three Cities. rofl

172.
lol

173

Lat = 54 degrees, 3.8 minutes North
Long = 6 degrees, 0.4 minutes West

174. Which is...where you are?

175.
this thread is moving now ...

176.

Yes but where?

177

@gedmen, correct. @quark where would you like to go?

178.
lol

179

@Thor you choose I like magical mystery tours

180.
821 more yes ?

181.My maths isn't that good ;-p

182.
that`s okay mine too .lol

183

I love Odo

184.
i love you ! and all the nice people here we all get along now .

185. I Love Lucy...still funny.

186.
i have not seen her in a long time .
think i`ll FL it and watch it ! thanks.

187. You're welcome. I wish there was some I Love Lucy clips/shows here at shareTv.

188.This is a great clip, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXN5s8fQvHY enjoy...

189.
thank you,i`ll look

190. 10 shy of the double century.

191.
...4

192. ...?

193.
was going to be 1914...
what a year.

194. A little before our time.

195. yes,i love history

196.I like Astronomy.

197.

mars...

198

Who want's a free dvd?

199. A DVD of Mars Attacks...

200.
3rd planet?

201

Sorry guys only SG1 available.

202.lol
was talking about Astronomy.

203

lol


Earth I believe

6th planet?

204.yes you got it .

205.Go from the 1st planet...Mercury

206.
what`s 2nd ?

207. Venus...

208.
3rd is wait i `ll look down ...
yes earth

4th ?

209. 4th rock from the sun is Mars followed by...

210.

Jupiter

and the next furthest out is?

211

Saturn

and the next furthest?

212.
Uranus ? yes ?

213.

Yes

Then Neptune

There also 3 dwarf planets what are they?

214.
Pluto

215.Eris and...

216.
Ceres
yes?

217

Correct odo.

Mercury, distance from sun?

218.

A sad day !
Think all of us will miss her.

219. and him...

220.
sad day .

221

double sadness as MJ is also gone

222.
bad day !two stars gone !

223
@ odo
Heard about MJ who was the other?

224.Farrah Fawcett

225

Wow 2 big stars in one day.

226.
yes, sad day .

227. I hope it doesn't come in 3's :-(

228.
hear that ! feel bad for their familys

229. Agreed.

230

Already there are reports of big increases in Jackos album sales.

231.
what about Farrah Fawcett she was way bigger star ?

232

Farrah Fawcett bigger than Jackson, surely not.

233.
Oh, yes i think so

233.Not even close, M.J. is/was up there with Elvis & The Beatles, he just sold out 50 concerts in the UK in a matter of hours, He performed in countries where F.F. wouldn't even be known.

235.
if you are a fan , yes he was good before he went off the deep end.Don`t get me wrong sad news yes.
Farrah Fawcett does deserve some respect, yes?

236, Not a fan, just a realist & I speak with no disrespect to F.F. You just have to look at the news coverage around the world to see who was the bigger star,it has been 24/7 coverage of M.J. whilst F.F. was a footnote. She was a star for 10-15 years,he was a star his whole life.Thats fact.

237.

yes,that`s right you are spot .
i was no am an fan of her who does not remember the 1st time saw that poster. mmmmm

238. Playboy poster...lol

239.
O yeah !

240. Still a long way to go...

241.
too long need a warp gate.

242. or hundreds more posters.

243.

lol, thriller vid is playing now !
dam good and for the time it was made ...wow!

244.I've not seen that for a while...maybe 20 years.

245.

it`s long... good !

246

Were moving now, soon be a quarter done.

247.

moving down lol

248

Wonder when the dvd will show itself? lol

249.
don`t think it should just yet ...but that`s up too you .

250

Already picked the number. Could be soon could be later.

251.

mmmm think i will have too stop and let others play.

252

Dont stop. Keep going, bring others in.

253. If you build it they will come...lol

254.
What a great day !

255

Too warm, can't sleep.

256
royal highland show tommorrow, trying to be blase for no3 but very excited lol

257.
dinner time here .

258.@windsor good luck tomorrow

259. morn all!

260

Goodluck for today Windsorboyd

261. Another scorcher today.

262.rainy a bit nice cool down.

263. Forecast is for a heatwave next week.

264.
hope not here working days and if it`s warm omg it`s bad
hot and :(

265.or should I say deux cents soixante-cinq

266.

No, this is an English speaking site. LOL.

RAFF

267.
hot day !

268

Hot here too.

269

Nice weather for BBQ

270.
or sleeping

271

Very hard to sleep when it is hot.

272. The humid nights are uncomfortable.

273.
very cool here very :(

274

I need it to be cool to be able to sleep. No such luck.

275.
come here ;)

276

Would love to. I'd love to visit your part of the world. If only I could afford to.

277.
i would love go there and will one day .

278.Hot & humid again,better than cold & wet though.

279

Happy Canada Day

280. Canada Day?

281.
happy,great day !
happy B-day!

282

@gedmen

Canada Day (French: F�te du Canada), formerly Dominion Day (French: Le Jour de la Conf�d�ration), is Canada's national day, a federal statutory holiday celebrating the anniversary of the 1 July 1867 enactment of the British North America Act, which united Canada as a single country, which was in turn composed of four provinces. Canada Day observances take place throughout Canada as well as internationally.

283.
happy party day.

284.Happy Canada Day it is then.

285.morn

286.Evening all...actually,night all.

287.
night , now here .lol

289

Morning all. 02:48

289

Maybe it's too early for me lol.

290.
rained again :(

291.it`s late.

Night again and another year older.

292

294.and another day ...

295. We got through the planets,what next...

296.
stars?

297. Well there are billions upon billions of stars to choose from.

298. Thank god it's Friday!

299

Anyone seen public enemies?

300. The big 300!

@thor, no I haven't, is it a film?

301.
yes, i have not but i will ! looks good.

302

@gedmen

It is a film directed by Michael about the life of John Dillinger starring Johnny Depp and Christian Bale.

303.
Christian Bale,is in all movie this year.

304

I think Bale is overrated

305.@thor, Michael who?

306

@gedmen

Sorry that should have read Michael Mann. You can watch the trailer in HD on my youtube account. Here is the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4q1xMeEpZM&feature=channel_page

307. have a burger & a beer

308.

lol ,i hunting i will go...

309

@odo, what were you painting?

310.
my house, the sprayer was not working omg long day.

311.
oh that's bad, takes very long when sprayer doesn't work

312.
brick,cement , not easy .

313.Hire someone,its easier lol

314.
going to for the rest ! .omg i did not think it was that hard .

315. Lol...and before it rains again.

316.

omg today it`s so hot !

317. [ ]> [ ]> [ ]> [ ]> [ ]> [ ]> [ ]> [ ]>

everyone, stop & have a nice cold beer

318.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm thanks !

319.

Can I have some Cider with Rosie? LOL

320

@quark

Never look a gift horse in the mouth. Take what you are given lol

321.
2nd beer mmmmm

322. You can't beat an ice cold one on a hot day.

323.
nope, so hot toiday !

324.Are we all enjoying Torchwood?

325.

Yeah but I don't want a hitchhiker!

326

When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second!

327.

i have a hitchhiker

328

A snail can sleep for three years.

329. I feel like a snail about to sleep for three years...goodnight all ;-)

330.
sssssssssssleep !!!!!!!!

331.

What a good idea.

332.
awake

333

A person at rest generates as much heat as a 100watt lightbulb

334.
mmm human heat ...

335

A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champange will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top.

336.

or if you prefer 3 3=6

337. cccxxxvii

338

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about 10.

339.
Torchwood dam good ep !

340

I can't wait to watch all 5 Torchwood tomorrow.

341.yup,can`t wait !

342

My computer is driving me nuts

343.whats the problem?

344.

tell it to stop .lol

345

Got a trojan. Then my virus software would not work. My computer kept freezing so I had to reboot over and over. Also the weirdest thing happened. Audio was coming from my pc while no programmes were open. It sounded like a group of people in the background talking.

Contacted Technical help who were no help at all.

Finally managed to uninstall and reinstall my virus software. I think it is sorted now.

346. Good to hear...I've never had any problems like that,touch wood.

347.

@NIP

Lots of the anti-malware progs available have been upgraded (including the freebies).

Check you have the latest versions working for you.

348.
where have you been dl from?
i got some invites to sites where that will not happen !

349

Everthing fine now. Don't know where I got the virus. I have only been downloading trusted files. Maybe it found me.

350.
it happens , there are some bad people out there.

351.

That's so true.

352.

come out come out and play !

353. Here I am...LoL

354.

what shall we play ?

355

I'll hide. Come find me.

356.
i see you .

357.
i see the both of you. go hide again.

358

How did you know I was under the bed? lol

359.
darn, here i go ...

360.
has got a wet pussy...





no really stupid cat fell in the tub.

361

@odo my pussy did that once.

darn, here i go ...?

362.
lol

363.

nuff' both you & your wet ...

rofl

364.CCCLXIV

365

Mrs. Slocombe: Captain Peacock, I do not respond to any man's finger.

366.

It's for a leap year

367.

then what day is it ?

368.Thursday now...

369

Breaking daylight

370.

Almost 10.am site update due soon

371.

almost time of wake up call. lol

372

Afternoon all.

373.
good day sir .

374

Coming along nicely.

375.
good too hear !
good day to you sir.

376

And also to you Sir.

377.
tip`s hat and walks off . lol

378.

Why would you give money to your hat? LOL

379.

walks down the block and find a

380.
dollar bill on the sidewalk ...

381.

Bends down to pick it up...

382.
hat blows off and rolls...

383.

into the gutter and ....

384.its wet from raining

385.

cats and dogs

386.
why not chocolate, that doesn't melt?

387.
okay,it`s rainning chocolate cats and dogs .
i just stepped in a poo d

388.

Reubin wouldn't leave messages like that. LOL

389.
the chair is out .
it`s rainning in the woods .

390.Here comes the sun...

391.
it`s all right

392

Always look on the bright side of life.

393.

Just before you draw your terminal.......

394.
it`s walking across the sun.

395

yawn

396.
late

397

work again tomorrow

398

Bonjour

399.

welcome

400

Thanks for coming.

401. 600 to go...

402.

thanks for having me , here brought this (hands a bottle of ...)

403.
sing us a song ... anyone but ged -- lol

404

Amazing grace how sweet the sound........

405.

That saved a wretch like me....

406. My ears,my ears, lol

407.

lol

408.

N'Ged that's my line!!! RAFF

409.
rnflol

410. Try this...

I get wet when I am drying...What am I?

411.

Your bath towel

412

What has 2 legs on top of 3 legs and 4 legs on the floor.

413.
?

414

A man on a stool with his dog on the floor.

415.
ask me about my vow of silence. ;)

416.
crazy town

417.
seen 'hangover'?

418.
seeing land of

419

yawn

420.
wake up !

421

don't do that, you startled me.

422.

4/2=2

423

2 421=423

424.

sssssssssssss.

425. Try this then...

What word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?

426

Two I know of. NOON snd SOS.

427.
bb11 does not help pass the time.

428. NOON is correct thor, SOS doesn't really count as it is an abbrieviation,well done.

429.
darn i was at 11:30 .lol

430.

Trip to the mountains tomorrow

431.
i like peaks

432

Twin peaks lol

433.
mmmmmm,going climbing

434.

Don't forget the ropes.

435

I can't stop watching the new SGU trailer. Great stuff.

436.
yes,it`s going to be good.

437.
hubs & myself going to casino tomorrow & staying over - wish me
luck!

438.
raining again.

439.

Good Luck Tash. What game's your poison?

440.0

441. Lots of luck tash.

442.what a car.

443. What car....Supercar?

444

@Gedmen. I am very dissapointed. How can you call yourself a Stargate Fan. You haven't yet added SGU to your show list. Have you seen the trailer yet?

445.

yes , it was

445.@thor, yes thanks, I followed your link to the trailer,it looks exciting, Richard Anderson looks to have piled on a few stone.
p.s. I will correct my oversite & add SG:U

447.
he still is going to make the show .

448. No doubt...

449.
can`t wait dark it`s going to be great .

450. All quiet in here...

451.
the nite before .........

452

I don't think so sunny Jim.

453.To sleep, perchance to dream, ay theres the rub.

454.
rub that would be nice ,right now.

455

So, anyone looking forward to seeing GI Joe?

456.
yo joe !!!!!!!!!!!!

457

To begin with I thought it was gonna be a kids film. After seing the latest trailer I think it may be good.

458.
could go bad or we will see, some good flicks coming out soon.

I am Thor, Supreme Commander of the Asgard Fleet.

460

Whoops.

462.

make it so.

462

. .

.

. .
. .

463.Whoops.x2 lol

464. I want to see The Taking of Pelham 123.

465.
you should it`s very good.old and new.

@Ged
I would like to see it also.

467

Woops x3

I dont know where my head is at tonight.

468.
No 4, lol

469. How many left till we reach 1001?

470

@Ged, That would be 531. The question is how many more till someone gets a free dvd?

471.thought u did that all ready .

472

What made you think that?

473. don`t know just did .

474.

It's probably #999

475.
1001 ?,lol

476.

Naw I said 999 so that he could announce in 1000 who's the winner.

and leave 1001 for Admin to close the thread.

477

@odo

You were after 999 the last thread. Are you still looking for it?

@NIP you never know the dvd could pop up sooner rather than later.

478.
lol, joking you grey guys just don`t lol

wahaha.

479

@odo

Me and my race take offence. We are much more than "grey guys".