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Moderator
thor
8 months ago
What is the best (or worst) chat up line you have used or been subjected to. Maybe you know some you have never used. Maybe you have a story to tell, let us know and keep it clean.

Oh buy the way my name is Mr Right, I hear you have been looking for me.
   
regular
tvguy99
8 months ago
did it hurt?

when you fell from heaven.
Moderator
thor
8 months ago
I don't know if you're beautiful. I haven't got past your eyes yeat.
guru
windsorboyd
8 months ago
@ thor good one

@tvguy are you suggesting i was cast out?????
guru
nerys
8 months ago
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
Moderator
thor
8 months ago
When they made the alphabet they should have put U and I together.
guru
gedmen
8 months ago
Get your coat,you've pulled.
Moderator
thor
8 months ago
Oh gedmen that's so old.

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
guru
gedmen
8 months ago
@thor, I must have got it from the same website as you, cos I seen yours there LMAO

Ask a girl does she like cheap, tacky chat-up lines,if she says no,you say good cos I don't have any, lets go.
Moderator
thor
8 months ago
good one ged. i'll have to go find you a really god one.
Moderator
thor
8 months ago
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
Moderator
quark
8 months ago
I hate it when people have nothing new to say, don't you?

Tell you what lets go somewhere and swap the funniest chat up lines we've received.
pro
darrellp
8 months ago
Hey I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
pro
wyrdweaver
8 months ago
Here's 50 cents so you can call home and say you're not coming home tonight.
Moderator
thor
8 months ago
Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
pro
darrellp
8 months ago
Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption
guru
gedmen
8 months ago
@darrellp, enjoy your adoption lol
Moderator
thor
8 months ago
My name is Thor, remmber that, you'll be screaming
it later.
Moderator
quark
8 months ago
Have you ever wondered what Oo-mox is?

Now's your chance to find out.
Moderator
thor
7 months ago
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the
only one talking to you.
Moderator
quark
7 months ago
@thor

could we expand the thread slightly to include,
if desired, the put-down given in reply to the chat-up line?

eg., Yes you may be talking to me, but I am no longer listening.
Moderator
thor
7 months ago
@Quark that's a good idea.
guru
gedmen
7 months ago
After a rejection reply with: its ok,I always ask the ugly ones first then work my way up.

Obviously, I have never had to use this line rofl
pro
darrellp
7 months ago
Man: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?

Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.
guru
nogds9
7 months ago
I know where you want to go,and I have the equipment to get you there.Why don't you take a ride with me,all night long.(in my best Barry White voice)
guru
odo
7 months ago
Hi, what time shall i set the clock for ?
guru
tash845
7 months ago
mmmm Baby, you so hot you make the devil sweat.
Moderator
thor
7 months ago
As she's leaving.......Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
Moderator
quark
7 months ago
You know that taxi you were thinking of calling?

I'm the driver.
guru
nogds9
6 months ago
You look like Brad Pitt,want to have a drink?
guru
odo
6 months ago
NICE TO MEET YOU

my name is ?????????? i saw your profile today at (sharetv.org ) and became interested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and please i want you to reply me through my email address so we can know each other Here is my email address (############) I am waiting for your mail to my email address above.(Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life ).
Miss sarah
(how many have you got) lol
Moderator
quark
6 months ago
Notified Admin of this latest spam 2 hours ago thanks.
guru
odo
6 months ago
here a line funny
I live vicariously through myself. how i do it though you ? lol
junior
applejuice
4 days ago
are you from Tennesee cuz you the only 10 I see!
junior
applejuice
4 days ago
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