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What is the best (or worst) chat up line you have used or been subjected to. Maybe you know some you have never used. Maybe you have a story to tell, let us know and keep it clean.
Oh buy the way my name is Mr Right, I hear you have been looking for me.
did it hurt?
when you fell from heaven.
I don't know if you're beautiful. I haven't got past your eyes yeat.
@ thor good one
@tvguy are you suggesting i was cast out?????
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
When they made the alphabet they should have put U and I together.
Get your coat,you've pulled.
Oh gedmen that's so old.
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
@thor, I must have got it from the same website as you, cos I seen yours there LMAO
Ask a girl does she like cheap, tacky chat-up lines,if she says no,you say good cos I don't have any, lets go.
good one ged. i'll have to go find you a really god one.
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
I hate it when people have nothing new to say, don't you?
Tell you what lets go somewhere and swap the funniest chat up lines we've received.
Hey I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
Here's 50 cents so you can call home and say you're not coming home tonight.
Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption
@darrellp, enjoy your adoption lol
My name is Thor, remmber that, you'll be screaming
it later.
Have you ever wondered what Oo-mox is?
Now's your chance to find out.
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the
only one talking to you.
@thor
could we expand the thread slightly to include,
if desired, the put-down given in reply to the chat-up line?
eg., Yes you may be talking to me, but I am no longer listening.
@Quark that's a good idea.
After a rejection reply with: its ok,I always ask the ugly ones first then work my way up.
Obviously, I have never had to use this line rofl
Man: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.
I know where you want to go,and I have the equipment to get you there.Why don't you take a ride with me,all night long.(in my best Barry White voice)
Hi, what time shall i set the clock for ?
mmmm Baby, you so hot you make the devil sweat.
As she's leaving.......Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
You know that taxi you were thinking of calling?
I'm the driver.
You look like Brad Pitt,want to have a drink?
NICE TO MEET YOU
my name is ?????????? i saw your profile today at (sharetv.org ) and became interested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and please i want you to reply me through my email address so we can know each other Here is my email address (############) I am waiting for your mail to my email address above.(Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life ).
Miss sarah
(how many have you got) lol
Notified Admin of this latest spam 2 hours ago thanks.
here a line funny
I live vicariously through myself. how i do it though you ? lol
are you from Tennesee cuz you the only 10 I see!
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Excuse me, does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
Excuse me I think that guy spiked your drink can I get you another?
Hey I have lost my number can I have yours?
BABY The most Precious Possession that ever comes to man in this world gotta be the sight of you!
Hey didnt you saw the flyers out front?
I was lost thank you for finding me *smiles*
those two works trust me lol
I saw your profile and I think you are cute. I would like to get to know you.
Also, Can I have some money.
hiya I am extremely rich
Do I know you from somewhere
or
Have we met before
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