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It was a cold

day when the man

awoke from a deep

slumber and got up

Started making eggs for

breakfast with a scalding

pot of tea and

the local daily newspaper

Reading about the news,

he saw that his

stock had climb higher

which put him in

raptures of delight,knowing

he was the only

one who had purchased

that stock at such

low price. That in

-sider trading was working

but trouble lay ahead

. So a plan was

devised by him and

his cohorts to avoid

the long arm of

of the law,by

seeing the plastic surgeons

and changing his ugly

scar on his face

Looking totally unrecognisable he

walked about happily, knowing

his false identity papers

would pass even the

stringest of exams.His

cup was half empty

and he didn't know

that she thought he

was a nasty deceitful

, controlling, power-tripping, old codger.

Who liked to drive

old divorcee's to work.

Now he had an

inner belief he would

pocket some quick cash

and make his escape

from MM and the

rest of the conglomerate.

This scandalous plot was

now curtailed and happily

resolved to everyone's satisfaction.

Starting afresh he decided

to leave his old

way of life.

This

subtle insulting of others

was no longer something

that would happen in

a McDonald's drive through.

A casino was the

his new obsession,card

s and in particular

black jack tables were

where he had his

most rewarding times.

However

success also brings attention

most undesired by his

financial advisors who tried

sell him various life

assurance policies but he

fired them all before

they got their grubby

little fingers washed clean.

At last he's learned

to hide his money

under his bed's mattress.

For extra security though

he phoned Melissa to

ask if he could

Stash some of his

cookies, in her disguised

safe that looks like

an armchair!.

Melissa replied

but i'm sitting on

it right now. Why

not put it in

the Satan cookie jar?

Because I cannot find

it. I've misplaced my

glasses. Time for a

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

but first, it's time

for a great big