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TV Forum » Un-Related Chat Room » Lua's Place - Coming! The door is open! How do you like your coffee?


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luacheia
8 months ago
The old place was too small and too far!

The way to this place is very easy. You can come by horse or bicycle or bus, by train or metro. Just walk! It is on the corner of the next street!

This place has a huge room with glass doors that open for a balcony with a rocking chair and two hammocks for those who want to take a nap. In one side of the room, there is a little lounge with two couchs and two big chair in front of a cozy fire place. In the othe other side of the room, there is a kitchen with a big diner's table for twelve people, big fridge and a stove with oven. There is a pantry full of sweets, wines, chocolates, different kind coffees and teas from all world.

Well... I am a Brasilian... and you know... we are the biggest productors of coofee of the world... but we don't know all about coffee... so...

How do you like your coffee? How do you do it?

Make yourself at home, the door is always open, but forget to leave to the next one a fresh coffee in the thermo!
   
expert
luacheia
8 months ago
Seems I am a little hungry because I just eated a word.

Whst I mean is... Don't forget to leave a fresh coffee in the thermo!
guru
gedmen
8 months ago
My first drink in lua's place will have to be a cup of coffee...brasilian of course.
guru
tash845
8 months ago
This is so nice Luacheia ... I'm drinking my brasilian coffee in front of the fireplace. I'm leaving coffee in the thermo.
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appara
8 months ago
nice new coffee shop lua! i noticed that snowmobiles are excluded from the modes of transportation? i guess i will just have to dig my snowshoes out of the snowbank and start walking! rofl!

it's very welcoming in here with the addition of the fireplace and all the comfy seats! i think i will claim this corner of the sofa and throw another log on the fire before i help myself to a cup of coffee and a bagel! (-35 here with the windchill today, and the blowing snow makes driving an adventure!)
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luacheia
8 months ago
Sorry my friend!
Do me a favor, ask your hubby if he could construct the garage a little wider for park the snowmobile and don't forget to ask him to open a door between the garage and the lobby. What about that?

I hope you made a strong one. Where is my cup?
Ahhhh, this sofa is so nice... Let me put my feet on the center table. uhhhhh it is good! Where did put the chocolate box? You witch! Give one of those choc! I one the one with coconut inside.

How was your day? Mine was very relaxing! In the morning a branch beside the lagoon, after a shiatsu session under a tree and in the afternoon a nap with air condition on and after tried to catch up with my shows. ( 35C on the shadows)
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luacheia
8 months ago
branch? please read brunch ;^)
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appara
8 months ago
lol! i have to admit, even I had a hard time deciphering 'branch' rofl! and nowhere up there did you mention that i would have to share the chocolates lua!
:@)
i just pulled a few dozen chocolate chip cookies out of the oven..i hope everyone gets a few while they are still warm.

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i ran back over to the old coffee house and brought your cup over here and filled it with fresh coffee! aprecie minha amiga!!
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merlin11
8 months ago
this is very comfy, i do like that lovely table, it will easily hold all the party goodies for windsor`s birthday bash.
hot black coffee is a perfect start to this wet wild day.
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topped up the pot.
Moderator
quark
8 months ago
This is really nice and spacious but retaining that cosy feeling.

So by way of a 'coffe shop warming'

Buttered Scones for everyone and lots of strawberry jam.

Wishing you all well to eat them.

TTFN
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tash845
8 months ago
Hope you don't mind Lua, the dog is resting on the side and won't touch any of the food.

I've made some cookies and cupcakes and they've been added to the other goodies for windsor's birthday bash ...
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luacheia
8 months ago
Tash, did you not see? There is a special place to Lord Byron next to the fire place. Very cozy! Hard will be explain to Appara's number 1 daughter that the place is his. He will have to be patient and a gentleman.

Ahh... Appara, very sweet of you to remember to bring the old cup for me. The coffee's taste is different in it.

Chocolate chip cookies, buttered Scones and a strong coffee...
Uhhhhhh..... It's heaven!

I am leaving the Tia Maria botton in the center table for everyone to finish the night.
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luacheia
8 months ago
That's the outcome, fast write without review ...

botton? please read bottle. :@)

I AM rofl!!! :^)
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appara
8 months ago
mandy won't mind giving up her spot by the fireplace...she still has her full winter coat on, and by the looks of our wonderful spring weather...she might not lose it for a few more months! it was -38 here this morning. also, it wouldn't hurt to have a couple guard dogs on duty just in case merlin and windsor decide to get together in here for a pre-party party rofl!

scones and jam...i haven't had that for years! thanks my friend!

i just looked at my tv schedule for tonite...and all i have is Reaper, so it will be a good night to catch up on some of the shows i am still behind on. grabbing a coffee and topping up the thermo before i settle in and do some paperwork.
tty later!
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tash845
8 months ago
lord byron is very friendly and would most likely sit down with
mandy (if she doesn't mind), that is. he loves children, other dogs, cats and and loves to play.

hmmm i kind of like the idea of a tia maria button ... just tip a cup and push the button in it goes lol
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appara
8 months ago
it's a good thing that lord byron is friendly..he might have to make way for my hairless dog! this cold weather is really getting to him. and you'll have to move over as well tash...i would like to try that tia-maria button too! brrrr! i just got home from a grocery run and could use a warmer upper.
:@)
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gedmen
8 months ago
@appara, There's a bottle of Dalwhinnie on top of the fridge,that'll warm you right thru...and then some ;o)
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tash845
8 months ago
i'm hungry, mmmm buttered scones and coffee. i'm going to sit on the couch and my dog loooks like he's ready to take a snooze.
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windsorboyd
8 months ago
hello everyone, sorry i took so long i followed the smell of the coffee into every coffe shop on the way here. I should have known it was the one with all the noise coming from it lol.
Leaving hot croissants and a thermos of french roast coffee for this morning.
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merlin11
8 months ago
this is nice coffee, thank you.
@appara I do enjoy a good party lol. but I will be patient ;(
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windsorboyd
8 months ago
@merl you're not going to ditch me again this year are you lol
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merlin11
8 months ago
@ windsor do you promise not to be hard work ?. rolf.
no I will be there till the end. he he
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windsorboyd
8 months ago
i'm never hard work
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merlin11
8 months ago
hmmmm opinions may differ slightley.
enjoying coffee in front of the fire . just finished work due to the rain.
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all thats missing is tia maria and thick cream.
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windsorboyd
8 months ago
i have the tia maria, how was the coffee elavoured bailey's ?
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merlin11
8 months ago
coffee baileys is still unopened waiting to share.
lol.
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merlin11
8 months ago
just finished my coffee on the balcony , what lovely views. off to work now.
x
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windsorboyd
8 months ago
what balcony? where are you?, is it a party? where's my invite? lol
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quark
8 months ago
@Windsor

The balcony is through the glass doors, behind the big maroon curtains, which are opposite the fireplace.
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gedmen
8 months ago
I think windsors hit the sauce again,she seems bewildered(blootered) lol
guru
tash845
8 months ago
tia maria is very nice with chocolate ice cream; seems i bought too much so fudge ripple, strawberry, butter pecan are coming over here to Lua's kitchen.
guru
windsorboyd
8 months ago
oops ok i thought the balcony was at merls house, i will pay more attention to my surroundings in the future lol
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gedmen
8 months ago
Throw a scoop of each in a tall dessert glass & we can call it Lua's knickerbocker glory.
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windsorboyd
8 months ago
i'll be on the balcony, could someone bring mine out to me lol
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gedmen
8 months ago
@windsor...and what would madam like to order rofl
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windsorboyd
8 months ago
@ged whatever sir is prepared to bring outside for me lol,
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merlin11
8 months ago
best bring a bit of everything, you dont want to go back and forth all day.
sunny bright morning. off to plant some tubs and barrels.
leaving lamb chops and fresh eggs for breakfast
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windsorboyd
8 months ago
good idea merl, this steak and eggs could become a standing order
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merlin11
8 months ago
every sunday at my house. :)
had my last coffee so heading to bed . goodnight.

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windsorboyd
8 months ago
good morning bright new day!!!!
ok that's my cheerfulness over until i get a big mug of coffee
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merlin11
8 months ago
tonight only irish coffee is allowed. but if you want a black velvet im here to join you.
lets have irish stew, soda bread, ham houghts, colcannon, oysters and of course my fav.... lamb.
happy st patrick`s day .
I have heard windsor can dance a jig so we should be entertained
im on the rocking chair .sniggering.
x
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luacheia
8 months ago
OMG!!!!

I never was in a Irish commemoration... Fantastic! Windsor dancing a jig??? lol

Wis, let me get my Irish coffee and I will sit beside you! I want to you explain me all about st patrick's day.
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tash845
8 months ago
Save me a seat, Lua ... I would also like to know about St. Patrick's Day.
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appara
8 months ago
oooohhhhh! live entertainment...make room for me too, and pass the irish coffee please! happy st.paddy day all! lucky for us..no sign of ged planning to sing rofl!
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gedmen
8 months ago
you spoke too soon appara...

I was born in Liverpool, down by the docks
Me Religion was catholic, occupation hard knocks
At stealing from lorries I was adept,
And under an overcoat each night we slept

In my Liverpool Home, In my Liverpool Home
We speak with an accent exceedingly rare,
Meet under a statue exceedingly bare,
And if you want a Cathedral, we've got one to spare
In my Liverpool Home...
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windsorboyd
8 months ago
st paddy's day will never be the same again ged lol. Yes i was dancing a jig, a gleeful spiteful one just like a leprechaun.
Moderator
quark
8 months ago
OK Ged here's mine

Maybe it's because I'm a Ferengi,
That I love Ferenginhar.
Maybe it's because I'm a Ferengi
That I think of her wherever I go.
I get a funny feeling inside of me
Just walking up and down.
Maybe it's because I'm a Ferengi
That I love Ferenginhar.
Moderator
quark
8 months ago
Right after singing I need a good coffee

Ahh yer tis, ummm
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gedmen
8 months ago
@Quark, Nice reworking of the Hubert Gregg song or did he rework it from the ferengi version?
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merlin11
8 months ago
gosh such a talented lot. lol. with singing and jigging. better make that coffee strong today.
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tash845
8 months ago
we should form a group; no heavy metal music and lots of coffee on tap
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gedmen
8 months ago
Well I'm obvious choice for lead singer LoL
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quark
8 months ago
Ha ha
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appara
8 months ago
i'd vote for you ged....just hold off on auditions till i get my ear defenders on please! rofl!

i am getting a steady supply of free timmy's coffee with this months roll-up-the rim cups w00t! but, i will fill the thermo for those of you that don't have a tim hortons.

and i have to get dinner on the table early tonite cause it's thursday...which means a new episode of Supernatural woohooo!
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tash845
8 months ago
regarding ged as the lead singer:

bartender, pour me a strong one please.
Moderator
quark
8 months ago
A famous tennis player had a famous expression for it Ged.

"You cannot be serious!"
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windsorboyd
8 months ago
ged you'd definately make it to the out-takes lol
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merlin11
8 months ago
hey can i be in the band?.
having a strong coffee because some one is being bad to a member of my family and i am not a happy (bunny) lamb.more an angry werewolf .
off to watch x factor with sick 12 yr old. while plotting.
x
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merlin11
8 months ago
see how upset I am !!!!!. X Files i meant. grrrr
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tash845
8 months ago
i have a voodoo doll merlin -- into what parts of the body
should that person (who is being bad to member of your family)
hurt and for how long? nice long pins i have
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merlin11
8 months ago
thank you tash, i will remember about that doll for next time. lol
everything is now sorted just about and "justice did prevail" having a calm black coffee before i go to work. was having a long lie but the dog barked till i got up as early as usual. oh well.
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merlin11
8 months ago
.....)
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for the next poor perso who has to work today.
saveing up for windsor`s party .
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gedmen
8 months ago
Thats me merl,cheers

When is windsor 21.............again
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windsorboyd
8 months ago
on the 31st and that was my coffee lol
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appara
8 months ago
10 more days till windsors party? w00t!
i don't have to work today...does that mean i am not allowed to take that coffee either? too late! i was already sipping on it when i read the restriction that merlin placed on coffee drinkers today! rofl!
and now i am off to take number2 to the ski hill for the day. -2 here....beautiful warm day to be outside today. have a great weekend all!
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merlin11
8 months ago
had my first mothers day coffee in bed at 7.am. now waiting for 12yr old to make his mothers day coffee for me. been told to stay indoors till he makes it. he`s still asleep! so making my own while I wait.
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c[__] help yourself. did anyone else get that pleasant message in their guestbook this morning.? i laughted it off..
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merlin11
8 months ago
had a lovely bacon toasted sandwich made by 12 yr old . he did very well . tho he was not happy that his dad had forgotten to buy the lorne and black puddings. lol.
relaxing with my coffee for a while.
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windsorboyd
8 months ago
i had three cups of not bad coffee followed by steak links, free range scrambled eggs, black pudding, fruit pudding and haggis pudding very nice. But still nice to come to a real coffee shop for a professional cup of coffee lol
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appara
8 months ago
mothers day? coffee in bed? lunch made and served by a kidlin? lucky mom!
we have to wait till May for mothers day here in canada...and a whole lot longer than that if i expect any kind of special treatment from my boys! LOL!
i am wondering if lorne and black pudding is tastier than it sounds??
today is going to be a good day to stay indoors and catch up on some more shows...another spring blizzard blowing through. OMG i am getting tired of all this snow! sorry for dipping into the b'day booze...but i need a shot of baileys in my coffee today!

lua? i am filling the thermo with a tasty Brasilian coffee...maybe that will tempt you to make an appearance before the weekend is over? of course, if you are still sunning yourself on the beach, i totally understand if you want to wait till this evening before coming indoors for a coffee and a chat!
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windsorboyd
8 months ago
he he that's the real difference between boys and girls lol.
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gedmen
8 months ago
and here's me thinking it was sugar & spice and slugs & snails lol
Moderator
quark
8 months ago
'Scuse my French

'Vive le difference'!!!
guru
windsorboyd
8 months ago
speaking of french, does anyone else in the Uk hate that advert with edith piaff in it. I switch the radio off in the car when it comes on. (nice subject to chat about at coffee break)
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gedmen
8 months ago
@windsor I always turn off a radio add for a local solicitors firm,it repeatedly sings the name in the background for about
2 1/2minutes.
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appara
8 months ago
lol ged...i can hardly believe that you wouldn't be singing along!

my kidlins are home for a week...spring break...although it's hard to believe that spring is ever going to arrive..we got another foot of snow on sunday.

it's just past midnight here so i'll just get the coffee ready for whoever shows up here first in the morning....g'night all!
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merlin11
8 months ago
good morning lol. that coffee is just right thank you.
our spring break is in april , tho it did use to be in march.
windsor and ged , the list of annoying adverts is soooo long
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windsorboyd
8 months ago
i had an early cup of coffee this morning, i'm glad this place is open 24hrs lol
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luacheia
8 months ago
Hi, everyone! Thanks, Appara for the weekend's coffee but you were right, my weekend was all outdoors. I had a friend from Goiania visiting me in the weekend.
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windsorboyd
8 months ago
lucky you lua lol. merl and i tried to go out on the balcony tonight but were driven back by the wind and rain. Oh well we'll just have to sit by the fire with our bailey's
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tash845
8 months ago
looks like i missed you two so i'll take mine by the fire and thanks for leaving the bailey's.

a very nice dog is sitting on me; not mandy or lord byron.
whose is he?
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gedmen
8 months ago
Probably a stray tash,attracted to the shop by the smell of the lorne sausages I am snacking on.
Moderator
quark
8 months ago
@tash

That'll be my Reubin he always was a bit of a 'Ladies Man' and he absolutely adores real fires.

I wondered why he wasn't around for his late night snacks.

(for those who do not know my Reubin he is a King Charles Cavalier, the original Royal lap-dog).
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merlin11
8 months ago
sun is trying to break thru this morning so i will take my coffee to the balcony and enjoy the view.
guru
gedmen
8 months ago
I'll join you merl & I'll bring a couple of rounds of toast.
guru
windsorboyd
8 months ago
i've ordered a calming americano with steamed milk, i'll be out soon .
guru
tash845
8 months ago
toast sounds good got some extra, ged?

i'll bring muffins.
guru
windsorboyd
8 months ago
peace and quiet at last, daughter no3 came a respectable 10th in the final at xcountry running but very disappointed not to be in the top 5.
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merlin11
8 months ago
had a busy day. having a glass of wine on the balcony. i love this rocking chair. by the way, found some lovely wine in tash`s kitchen . about to have another glass. will leave bottle here but be quick. lol
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gedmen
8 months ago
I always make extra tash,always use extra thick bread it retains the heat & soaks up the lashings of butter.
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gedmen
8 months ago
@windsor ask daughter no3 what she was thinking about during the race,my mind used to wander(about food,girls,football,food) during cross-country races,it was only when I read about the importance of total concentration that I improved my standing in the long distance racing.
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windsorboyd
8 months ago
@ged they'd had it drummed into them to stay over to the right hand side for a good start, they couldn't get near it so they 'hung back' got to the right and started running. I could see her stuck in the middle unable to get out. Her friend is a bit slower than her and she was right at her back at that point but it wasn't until quite a bit futher on that they were able to find a space to overtake. At the halfway mark they were usually in the top 15 this time they were about 30/40th. I think they did well to pull it up to 10th and 15th place but they were both in the top 5 at the qualifiers so they were disappointed.
The moral of the story?? always have a plan b lol.
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tash845
8 months ago
merlin, that's quite all right those bottles were meant to be found. it's the birthday bottles of wine that will not be turning up in my kitchen. ive brought over some nice stilton, fruit and crackers for you all to enjoy with a tawny port wine and a robust red.
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merlin11
8 months ago
thank you, I dont like red wine but i do like stilton and tawny port .
will leave some for everyone but im not sure ged likes stilton.
something about the smell. lol
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windsorboyd
8 months ago
i'll have ged's, i've got over the christmas overload lol
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windsorboyd
8 months ago
leaving for a horse show soon, i'll leave my lunch order at the counter and fingers crossed i'm back in time lol
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merlin11
8 months ago
well?. your lunch was getting cold so i ate it.
x
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tash845
8 months ago
i was hungry and someone never showed up to pick up their lunch order and i was here and btw it was delicious and you can be late anytime you want, tho' i'm not a beer drinker so I put that back.
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windsorboyd
8 months ago
well at least you didn't snaffle my breakfast order lol
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windsorboyd
8 months ago
ha, i came in early for lunch today. I think i'll have a steak sandwich today, don't know what i was thinking of yesterday ordering that tofu burger, hope you enjoyed it merl rofl.
Tash i don't drink beer that must have been gedman's lunch lol
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tash845
8 months ago
yes windsor i know lol

lord byron must have spied a rabbit cause he took me on a merry run here today; sitting by the fireplace too early for lunch just right for a good coffee ...ahhhhh
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merlin11
8 months ago
I will join you. sun is bright so the balcony suits me fine.
windsor i do not believe you can spell ,never mind order tofu. ie Totally Unfit For Us.
x
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windsorboyd
8 months ago
ha! how long did it take you to think that one up merl lol
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tash845
8 months ago
never eat a tofu burger -- i would have warned you.
if there is ever a next time put on onions, pickles, tomato, to disguise the taste. lol
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merlin11
8 months ago
never wouls that touch my throat. lol.
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merlin11
8 months ago
would. sorry its the shock of almost eating that thingy
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tash845
8 months ago
had it once they overcooked it. think of a hockey puck.
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gedmen
8 months ago
who drank my beer?
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windsorboyd
8 months ago
it was tash, i was too busy searching for the wine.
Which i've now found, the drinking will begin at lunchtime.
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merlin11
8 months ago
please do not let me play on the rocking chair when i have been drinking.
Ill wait here for some friends.
x
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gedmen
8 months ago
I'm here merl,lets begin...

I'll have beer,wine for the lightweights rofl
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appara
8 months ago
good morning all! it's a beautiful sunshiny day for a party...i see a lot of empty bottles over in the b'day room?

'cause it's still morning here, i think i'll just grab a coffee and add some baileys for a b'day toast to windsor.

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c[__] all the best today, and every day, windsor!
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windsorboyd
8 months ago
@appara baileys is nice on cornflakes rofl
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merlin11
8 months ago
how did you find that out ?.
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windsorboyd
8 months ago
karen said it on will and grace lol, but it sounds true rofl
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merlin11
8 months ago
did you know karen is based on me?. my sister sold me . x
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luacheia
8 months ago
well... Just arrived home and unfortunately very late for the party... :(
Windsor, I hope you had a fantastic day and are having a special night!

Wait! Wait! I can hear Ged and Quark singing aloud and Merl, Tash and Appara making the background voices... Auchhh Seems that the dogs are not liking it much, their barking are pure pain. heheheehehe

I think I will pick up a glass of red wine and sit here on the balcony and will wait for their return... lol
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quark
8 months ago
OK Lu

I'll nip outside and serenade you with 'we are the champions'

and then maybe

you'll let me climb up the ivy covered trellis to join you?
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tash845
8 months ago
luacheia, come and relax it's beautiful out on the balcony

have a piece of grand marnier cake
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gedmen
8 months ago
I'll be needing some more alcoholic cake tash...
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merlin11
8 months ago
I just love a good party.
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gedmen
7 months ago
what's left over?
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
nothing lol, i'm just going to sit on the balcony witha nice strong coffee and hope a headache doesn't set in.
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quark
7 months ago
@windsor

In the light of your comment I will not be serenading you.

I wouldn't wish to give you a headache. LOL
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gedmen
7 months ago
or earache lol
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
your consideration is most appreciated lol
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tash845
7 months ago
aspirin is right here in case if needed

brought over a chocolate cake -- there doesn't seem to be any grand marnier cake left but i could just pour it over pound cake
hmmm
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gedmen
7 months ago
keep it comin tash, the GM cake went down very well.
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
thank goodness this place is open 24/7 i need coffee made for me this morning. 6.30a.m droppping no2 daughter off at school for trip to sheffield to watch the dancing on ice tour, she gets back at 4a.m tomorrow then has to be back at school for 9 for paintballing trip.
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
@ged just checking when you say GM you mean grand marmier don't you? , not genetically modified lol
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tash845
7 months ago
well i should hope not
;)
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merlin11
7 months ago
taking my coffee to the balcony. looking like a warm day.
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gedmen
7 months ago
make room for me merl,warm & sunny is the forecast.
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
i'll join you for a quick coffee before i have to go to the hairdressers.
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
aaaahhh, who turned the lights off, 3.43a.m, just need to order a quick coffee before doing a school pick-up
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quark
7 months ago
@windsor

School pick-up with 3.43am does not compute?

Unless you are pre-ordering for when you get back from the School Run.

Is that it?
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
school trip to sheffield to see the dancing on ice tour last night, they got back at 4a.m, then back to school for a paintballing trip today at 9. They didn't do that when i was at school lol
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merlin11
7 months ago
@windsor . will you be able to stay awake?.
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
@merl oh yes, unless my dinner partner isn't good company rofl
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merlin11
7 months ago
reflecting on my evening and sipping a hot blaack coffee.
leave one here just in case anyone else is working this morning.
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guru
windsorboyd
7 months ago
much appreciated, i'm not well :(. No not a hangover lol, the cold it held off until i came home then the sneezing started and now i'm all blocked up. Time for some soup i think.
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merlin11
7 months ago
hope you are keeping it to yourself!
guru
windsorboyd
7 months ago
going out to sit on the balcony wrapped in a blanket with a bailey's coffee
guru
tash845
7 months ago
windsorboyd - dropping you off some of my chicken soup. it will make you feel much better.
guru
windsorboyd
7 months ago
thank-you, i must have fallen asleep out here, i appear to be frozen into the hammock.
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
emmm, a bit of help getting out would be appreciated, i'm starving and i can smell breakfast wafting in from the kitchen .
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merlin11
7 months ago
okay trust you. why so i always have to come to your rescue.
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
thank-you, breakfast will be cold now, never mind it's lunchtime anyway. Now i'm a bit wary of thosw hammocks maybe i'll sit inside beside the fire where it's safe.
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tash845
7 months ago
i don't trust those hammocks ... not since the dog jumped up and both of us got dumped out
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
maybe they're meant as a punishment lol
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gedmen
7 months ago
its never safe by the fire,unless its one of those living flame types.

@tash did anyone capture it on video lol
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
@ ged you jump in and i'll stand by with a camera just incase lol
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gedmen
7 months ago
lol, I'd bring the hammock & the walls crashing down!
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tash845
7 months ago
no ged no one caught it on video -- the dog did have a funny look on his face like -- huh, what happened? i couldn't stop laughing
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
it would never happen to a cat lol
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reubin
7 months ago
rufff ruff cats!
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
reubin, where's the cat??
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tash845
7 months ago
kitty is right here and wants to chase reubin.
ready reubin?
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reubin
7 months ago
yuff yuff.
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
what happend in here, it looks as though a tornado went past
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quark
7 months ago
My apologies,

I've told Reubin so many times that cats
are not for playing with.

Anyway I've tidied up as best I can
and left fresh coffee for all.
guru
tash845
7 months ago
hmmm the cat's outside running around. truth be always thought it was a dog in cat's clothing. i'll have a cup of that coffee.
my head hurts. the cat has chased a squirrel up a tree - again.
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
at least we get to watch the chaos from a comfy chair
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
i've got a busy day spring cleaning for visitors, i'll pot my elevenses and lunch order in early (with strict instructions to hide them incase i'm late) I'm having a lemon muffin at 11 and a roast beef and salad panini for lunch.
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merlin11
7 months ago
hmmmm wonder how to "pot " my elevenses. lol. le crueset or aga?.
hope all that spring cleaning doesnt affect your cold.
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
"pot" please explain futher, are you burying them in the ground?
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
oh ha ha ha, i've just realised what you meant, feel free to mock the afflicted, ged'll be here soon on day release, are you going to have a go at him as well??? lol
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gedmen
7 months ago
merl would never have a go at her favourite ;-)

Time for a coffee,then its back inside,day release is no fun anymore :-(
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quark
7 months ago
N'Ged

I'd disagree but after last night I am just too vulnerable.

Good luck tonight CITS.
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
been out for dinner again so this is a fleeting visit for a nightcape, tia -maria coffe's all round barkeep.
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merlin11
7 months ago
@windsor , gosh you appear to have a busy social life at the moment.
sipping my coffee quietly ad child is asleep. visitors are arriving sometime tonight to stay for easter. looking forward to the visit espec as they are not staying with me so i didnt have to tidy up . lol
however as i am still living on a building site they couldnt stay here anyway.
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merlin11
7 months ago
okay before anyone asks I meant as child not ad.
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
i have had one lot of visitors just leave and am expecting two lots today, one set is staying with me and the other lot are in a nearby hotel. No-idea what we are doing for food, don't really want to go to the chinese buffet again so soon lol. Maybe i'll bring them all here, does anyone know what todays specials are?
Table for a party of 15 around 8ish .
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gedmen
7 months ago
Bring them in for a cup of Kopi Luwak rofl
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merlin11
7 months ago
having a strong coffee then off to water plants.
going visiting later. hope the food is good. lol
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
visitors are gone about an hour ago, feet up time and a coffee delivered onto the balcony please
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quark
7 months ago
Your wish is my command.

Cafe-noir with a little jug of cream and another of milk.

Oh and sugar and canderel if you take either.

Plus a very nice selection of cream cakes.
(please return those uneaten to the fridge for others delectation)
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
most appreciated but i ate all the cream cakes lol, nice and sunny out on the balcony today, it's a bit late but i've hidden easter eggs in the garden if anyone wants to be traditional. If not there are some under the table for anyone who didn't get any.
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gedmen
7 months ago
what would Easter be without an Easter egg hunt,well done windsor.

p.s. what I find I eat!
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
@ ged in case you had any trouble there's a lindor one behind the bar
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tash845
7 months ago
mini dark chocolate eggs in Lua's pantry. i ate one & replaced it with a chocolate bunny. do you think she'll notice?
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
@tash, yes but she prefers bunnies lol
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
just picking my breakfast order of lemon muffins and americano coffee to go, i'll eat it while i'm driving. Off to buy special wedkiller to spray in the fields (fun day, not lol)
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quark
7 months ago
@windsor

Would I be right in thinking that's an open-air divorce? hehehe
guru
windsorboyd
7 months ago
oops fruedian slip anyone lol
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gedmen
7 months ago
@windsor, Ragwort?
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
@ged, yes, just incase. So no cooking for me incase i poisen myself. I'll have a bagel and a latte to go and put in an order for a brie and bacon panini for lunch.
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gedmen
7 months ago
2 bacon panini's (one with brie) coming up,

Well I had to get one myself once I could smell that delicious bacon lol
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
too cold to sit on the balcony this morning, i'll just sit by the fire with my coffe and watch the wind. (before anyone else gets up and ruins the peace and quiet.
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tash845
7 months ago
dog walked me here ... smelled the bacon ... smart dog lol
great view from the balcony content with my panini.
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
i'm glad i was patient and waited for company lol. how was the anniversary dinner
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tash845
7 months ago
anniversary dinner was nice -- i cooked for the both of us
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
i'll order saghetti carbonara and ciabatta rolls followed by ameretto or coffee ice-cream with pears, and maybe a glass of amaretto to go with it. Just back from the riding club and can't face cooking.
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gedmen
7 months ago
A hot pot of tea & my company awaits the next visitor as I watch the sunrise on the balcony.
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tash845
7 months ago
how perfectly lovely ged and i've brought fresh crumb cakes.
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
i'm not sure what ceumb cakes are but can i have one anyway lol.
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tash845
7 months ago
@windsor -- like little pound cakes with a crumb topping --
brown sugar, cinnamon, etc. delicious with coffee or tea.
plenty here.
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
ok i'm not being difficult but i'm not 100ure what pound cake is but i get the crumb part now lol
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quark
7 months ago
sounds heavy to me.
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
this morning i'll order latte to go and mimi muffins, having car trouble i'll need to hang around outside hoping for a jump start
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merlin11
7 months ago
been very busy , having a coffee and a snack on the balcony.
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
i'll order lunch in today, handling weedkiller and don't want to poisen myself. Merlin what are your lunch plans?
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
@merlin you've got to take a break eventually lol. Todays special is crystal prawns followed by a fillet steak ciabatta, tempted?
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merlin11
7 months ago
move over. thank you is this my plate.
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
would you like to pick today's special lol
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gedmen
7 months ago
any steak ciabatta left?
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
i kept some just for you, would you like horseradish with that, or red onion chutney, or mango chutney, or hp or heinz or mustard or ...........................................................................
...........................................................................
..........
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gedmen
7 months ago
Horseradish, thank you kindly.
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
i'm off to the riding club this morning, hope there's a branch of the coffee shop in attendance, there wasn't last week. :(
if there is i'd like to put in an order for a baked potaoe with tuna, chips and curry sauce for the youngsters (all the better to get on the show jackets that need dry cleaned lol)
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merlin11
7 months ago
@ windsor . hope your day ended well have a brandy ready .
im having a large S.C. to celebrate jingles still being in the land of the living.
:)
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gedmen
7 months ago
make mine a whiskey...
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merlin11
7 months ago
poured a large one. lol
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merlin11
7 months ago
omg. just been reminded that i am going to the dentist today. just a check up yet again but still its the thought. having a lot of coffee before i go.
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merlin11
7 months ago
since i am on dental repreive I am celebrating on the balcony .
my sister and i are going for a spa day and a meal soon , very soon I hope . Im just waiting for her to choose the date. maybe I should do it for her.
making a nice drink for ged to enjoy . its not really for sharing lol
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gedmen
7 months ago
my favourite merl?
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merlin11
7 months ago
of course, what else.
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gedmen
7 months ago
you're a lifesaver...
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windsorboyd
7 months ago
hope that's jingles I can see from the balcony. A calming latte is in order this morning, had a frantic weekend (yes i know it's wednesday lol)
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merlin11
7 months ago
was enjoying a long lie as child is not at school today ,however jingles is so much better there is no place to hide from the shouting . I have had to get up and feed her.
still its not a bad day.
leaving coffee here for anyone else.
.....)
...(
c[__]
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quark
7 months ago
Many thanks Merl

5 4 3 2 1

Refreshed and back into the fray. LOL.
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windsorboyd
6 months ago
kids of school here until wednesday, i'll send them in here for lunch to get a bit of peace and quiet. I recommend everyone else avoids coming in between 12 and 2, o and there wont be any cheese toassties, hot chocolate or marshmallows left after that lol.
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gedmen
6 months ago
OMG, its like a madhouse in here,Lord Byron & Reuben & young windsors chasing each other around,I'm grabbing a coffee & heading for the seclusion of the balcony.
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tash845
6 months ago
i need coffee and may put a little extra in it after watching these dogs running around. for my nerves you know. lol
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windsorboyd
6 months ago
i'll head out to the balcony , i need to escape the smell of fish pie lol. Chilled pinot grigio and nibbles and double locked doors to keep the kids out perfect.
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windsorboyd
6 months ago
looks like a nice day, waiting for the postman to deliver horse wormers so i can get started. If it stays nice i might even try the weedkiller think again lol. I'll be back later for tea-break
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quark
6 months ago
REUBIN!!

I've told you not to play in the coffee-shop,

Yes, I know you're the King's Dog and can go where you plese.

But that only applies to the UK. not Cyberspace.
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reubin
6 months ago
Aww ruff.
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quark
6 months ago
Yes I know it's rough.
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windsorboyd
6 months ago
it's a dog's life lol
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windsorboyd
6 months ago
i've set up a line of sambucca shots, they're aflame so drink them while they're hot lol
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merlin11
6 months ago
ouch.
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windsorboyd
6 months ago
careful silly , you must blow the flames out first, that's why you're not allowed to pour the drinks out at my house rofl
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merlin11
6 months ago
true.lol. spa day today then dinner in the hotel.
brill day of luxury coming up.
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windsorboyd
6 months ago
me too lol
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windsorboyd
6 months ago
oops forgot , can i order a latte to go for the journey
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gedmen
6 months ago
lol, How the other half live...
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windsorboyd
6 months ago
we were thinking od you ged lol
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gedmen
6 months ago
I hope you had a great time Your Highness's...
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tash845
6 months ago
lol
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windsorboyd
6 months ago
no hangover this morning and still looking radiant. Should i have something healthy or just order a roll and bacon?
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quark
6 months ago
It depends how often you have had naughty food in the last week.

Tell you what why not have a fried(in veg.oil of course)egg butty?
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windsorboyd
6 months ago
good thinking quark, but using any kind of oil to fry anything makes me queasy although i am a big crisp fan , strange but true lol
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quark
6 months ago
Ah you can of course use water to 'fry' your egg if you wish.LOL.

Or why not 15minute boil an egg and then place slices into a sandwich with a sprinkling of salt and vinegar.
(I do that at least once a week)
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gedmen
6 months ago
poach it & while you're at it do me one too lol
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quark
6 months ago
N'Ged

OK but I need you to keep the game-keeper occupied. LOL
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merlin11
6 months ago
Im having my full sunday breakfast. grilled of course.
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gedmen
6 months ago
lol Quark, were poaching quail eggs then?

Are you doing some for me merl?
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windsorboyd
6 months ago
i like quail eggs, merl where's mine lol
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merlin11
6 months ago
your is where you left it windsor .lol
i have a lovely quails egg serving platter , unfortunatley couldnt get any q eggs to serve it in.
off to the balcony its a lovely day.
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gedmen
6 months ago
Last sunny day before the rain arrives merl...
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merlin11
6 months ago
Please be wrong on that one. I have seen conflicting reports i still have to work but prefer to top up my tan .
relaxing on the balcony waiting for some company.
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windsorboyd
6 months ago
i'm here lol, now where's that pesky waiter got to
guru
tash845
6 months ago
hmmm appears i've got that same pesky waiter
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nogds9
6 months ago
May I take your order now,I don't have all day.lol

Today's special is cappellini with White clam sauce served with
garlic bread and a demi-salad.
The chef calls it his "not gonna get any lovin today special".lol

Sorry,I think I'm in the wrong restaurant,isn't this called "Nogs Grog and Snog"?lol

Hello everybody,good fun.
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windsorboyd
6 months ago
is a demi salad what we would call a side salad?
If that comes with small glass of chilled pinot grigio that's my lunch sorted
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merlin11
6 months ago
set an other place and make it a bottle please. i have just popped in for lunch. :)
well ged its not raining yet , so my tan is topping lol.
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windsorboyd
6 months ago
if there is a bottle on the go maybe it's time to look at the dinner menu.
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gedmen
6 months ago
I'm pretty sure the bottle will 'go' with you two here lol

it's trying to rain merl,temperature has dropped alot too.
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windsorboyd
6 months ago
where's that waiter i think we need another one lol
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quark
6 months ago
Oh dear the coffee was cold when I got here.

Who's been forgetting to freshen it?

Anyway have made a fresh brew. Enjoy
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windsorboyd
6 months ago
where are the bagels to go with it lol
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windsorboyd
6 months ago
the drinks at the bar are on me, daughter no3 qualified for the Royal Highland Show today so i am a happy bunny lol
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gedmen
6 months ago
Pass on my congratulations windsor,very well done little windsor!

oh & get me a Double whiskey LoL
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merlin11
6 months ago
holding it here beside my large southern comfort. toasting the qualifier and the end of edinburgh trip.
off to my fav balcony.
did i say the lambs are becoming sooo dependant again. have too be harsh . eat grasssssss stop shouting on me.
okay i give in here ill hand feed you.

XX
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gedmen
6 months ago
stop playing with your food merl LoL
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merlin11
6 months ago
rolf. x
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windsorboyd
6 months ago
rack of lamb on the BBQ in the summer?
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tash845
6 months ago
ah, lovely out on the balcony.
warning! do not disturb the lady with her
feet up. thank you very much.
lol
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gedmen
6 months ago
FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!

Roll call out on the balcony, Oh dear tash, did you not hear we were doing a fire alarm test lol
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tash845
6 months ago
of course i heard it ged. i was outside with my iced coffee. the fire marshall & i know each other. btw a nice little package has been left in front of your door (wicked evil grin) it's your favorite kind of cake.
Moderator
quark
6 months ago
As long as it wasn't left by Lord Byron or Reubin.LOL.
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gedmen
6 months ago
Oh no, I went & stepped on it,yucky cheesecake all over my shoe,

I'd have sooner stepped in something left by the dogs, rofl
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windsorboyd
6 months ago
that can be arranged ged rofl
went out for a really nice indian buffet on monday , you got a complimentary liquer while waiting for the bill, i had a sambucca , hubby asked for a calypso coffee (he has this knack for being difficult/embarising at the most inappropriate times lol)
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quark
6 months ago
That's the definition of a husband isn't it?
guru
gedmen
6 months ago
rofl
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tash845
6 months ago
something appears to be amiss (says detective tash)
a grand marnier cake was left for ged!
paging miss marple ...
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quark
6 months ago
She's busy at present having a delicious cup of coffee on the balcony
and said any busines to be sent to her friend Poirrot.
guru
windsorboyd
6 months ago
i bet merlin ate it lol
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gedmen
6 months ago
I have solved the mystery tash,

windsor was on her way home with a celebration cake for her successful offspring,but the shop only had a strawberry cheesecake left,she stopped off here on her way & spotted the sumptuos cake you made for me,so she swapped the Grand Marnier cake for the paltry cheesecake & then implicated merl to deflect attention way from herself.
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windsorboyd
6 months ago
what proof do you have rofl
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merlin11
6 months ago
okay... why am i always to blame.????
if i did eat it i was not alone,
guru
gedmen
6 months ago
2 guilty culprits & they've eaten the evidence,my evidence :-(
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tash845
6 months ago
no problem ged ... i made two grand marnier cakes. this one is is being held for you in that secret location only you know of.
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gedmen
6 months ago
Thx tash, I'd better get it now while windsor & merl are asleep lol
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windsorboyd
6 months ago
sniff sniff...... i can smell chocolate and grand marnier
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tash845
6 months ago
of course windsor that's the cake i made for you & merlin
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windsorboyd
6 months ago
we ate that one it was delicious, now we're looking for ged's
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gedmen
6 months ago
You'll need an X-Ray machine cos I ate mine too lol
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merlin11
6 months ago
tonight i am on alert, did you party without me.?
windsor remember to share!!!!.
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gedmen
6 months ago
What are you expecting merl?
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merlin11
6 months ago
okay, now just relaxing for a few minutes before i make somthing to eat. weather tomorrow looks really good so I m happy.
after much thought have decided that jingles (no 3) is almost blind, i thought she was just a bit stupid and excitable but no those big blue eyes my customesr admire are almost blind. had to pick her up and feed her tonght she couldnt see the bottle but the rest of the flock did, lol. glad I have a sense of humour it was needed.

everyone has gone to bed so having all the lamb chops myself.
:)
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windsorboyd
6 months ago
not jingles i hope ??

i'm off to give no1 daughter another shot at qualifying for the RHS . This one's indoors and her pony jumps better outdoors so i think last week was her best shot oh well, fingers crossed .
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gedmen
6 months ago
Good luck!
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windsorboyd
6 months ago
no luck :( one very disappointed teen and one gloating 11yr old, it was not a fun journey home lol.
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tash845
6 months ago
i'm sitting down and saving a table. lunch is on me today. i've brought over a good bottle of wine ... now let's breathe.
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gedmen
6 months ago
There is nothing like sibling rivalry to spice up a long journey home...

tash,lets eat,we can breathe later lol
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merlin11
6 months ago
very dissapointing. is there no other chance???
Im starving again whats on offer :)
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gedmen
6 months ago
sring onions LoL
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merlin11
6 months ago
we shouldnt laught . hehe
I am always mistyping.
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windsorboyd
6 months ago
ok i had to go to another thread just to be sure..... are you laughing at me pot and kettle.
I will have sring onions whenever i want,
no thank you merl i don't want yours i am sure they will be inferior to my own.
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tash845
6 months ago
yea you tell em windsor lol
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windsorboyd
6 months ago
i have canapes and champagne for people i like served out on the balcony
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merlin11
6 months ago
guess thats me ????. sitting here anyway you will give in. it was ged that started me laughing. but he might want a glass to pass on as he prefers beer.
:)
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merlin11
6 months ago
this is cosy , i love the balcony.
guru
gedmen
6 months ago
I didn't get an invite...is that rain?
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windsorboyd
6 months ago
your invite was implied and yes it's rain. Lots of rain but i'm ok i'm inside as for those locked out on the balcony, you have my sympathy rofl
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gedmen
6 months ago
LoL
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tash845
6 months ago
i'm inside with a lovely glass of champagne and a canape ...
hmmm who is that knocking on the glass trying to get in
windsor?
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quark
6 months ago
No, it's your favourite Ferengee

pwease open the door, Reubin and I are so wet and cold.

I would love to sit by the fire with a mug of hot coffee and maybe then some Chanpagne if there's any left.
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tash845
6 months ago
in you go ... better? cup of coffee with a good fire and a dog biscuit for Reubin while you both dry off. What adventures have you both been on?
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quark
6 months ago
Nice coffee thanks

Well I was walking Reubin when this short Japanese guy said that I was needed at sharetv and next thing I know we are all on the balcony.

He said "My name is HIro" and pouff disappeared.

Then it started to rain and the rest you know.

Is there any champagne left?
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windsorboyd
6 months ago
lol
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tash845
6 months ago
*hee hee*
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gedmen
6 months ago
No champagne left Quark, but if you ask your friend Hiro to take you back a couple more hours...
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quark
6 months ago
N'Ged

How can I?

You did not read my post properly.

'He said "My name is Hiro" and pouff disappeared.'

If you know how to contact him?
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gedmen
6 months ago
N'Quark, if I did I would go to the future & check out the winning lotto numbers ;-)
guru
windsorboyd
6 months ago
@ged and uninsult people i hope or that money will bring you no happiness lol
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gedmen
6 months ago
@windsor, For the love of money is the root of all...

...Happiness ;o)
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merlin11
5 months ago
i am so tanned
just lying here happily. x
pimms jug is here also.
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tash845
5 months ago
share your jug please ... i've got chocolate lol
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gedmen
5 months ago
I could do with a hot chocolate beore bedtime.
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merlin11
5 months ago
I love dark chocolate , and venison.
pimms gone so having a southern comfort on the balcony.
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tash845
5 months ago
i shall join you ... cheers!
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gedmen
5 months ago
Dark chocolate with venison merl...surely not

I'll bring out my ice cold pepsi out onto the balcony & share some good company.
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tash845
5 months ago
I've saved a table for lunch today for all of us -- nice breeze
out here
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gedmen
5 months ago
Very kind of you tash, What are we eating...I'm buying.
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tash845
5 months ago
hmmm for me grilled chicken & a salad, iced tea please
and i thought i heard merlin & windosor say they wanted filet steak ciabata or was it cheese sandwiches?
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merlin11
5 months ago
lol.
steak ciabata please, tho grilled cheese on top would be nice.
x
glad your buying ged Im starving .think windsor would give me hers???
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gedmen
5 months ago
Is that a whole chicken tash?

Order double merl,you know there will be no leftovers with me around.
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tash845
5 months ago
whole chicken? no, grilled chicken - one chicken breast that is grilled and cut up over my salad and chocolate ices please for dessert.
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gedmen
5 months ago
and would you like me to cook it tash?
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tash845
5 months ago
only if you'd like a piping hot cup of kopi luwak!
:)
guru
gedmen
5 months ago
LoL point taken, I'll order instead ;-)
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windsorboyd
5 months ago
nice cool breeze on the balcony, i think i'll study the menu with a nice strong cup of coffee.
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tash845
5 months ago
sounds good ... what looks tasty today?
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gedmen
5 months ago
I'll order & recommend the chicken biryani.
guru
tash845
5 months ago
sounds good & i smell ginger & garlic
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gedmen
5 months ago
A cold glass of shandy will go well with it.
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tash845
5 months ago
is that beer & lemonade?
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merlin11
5 months ago
had a strange day, now sitting here relaxing with a glass of wine.
all my family including the child were elsewhere today. so altho I had a busy nursery it was a little quiet as I was alone.
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tash845
5 months ago
would you like a cognac?
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gedmen
5 months ago
Yes to both questions tash ;-)
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windsorboyd
5 months ago
curry and shandy was a good choice.
@merlin i wish my lot were somewhere else i would like the chance to be alone. lol
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tash845
5 months ago
@merlin -- want lord byron for a few hours? he's good company & won't answer you back, is well behaved ... and is an excellent swimmer also.
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reubin
5 months ago
eeruff ruff

meuff meuff
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tash845
5 months ago
ya see reubin agrees; here's a nice biscuit for you :)
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quark
5 months ago
On Reubins behalf thanks Tash

Hope you don't mind nipped a couple of corners off
one each for Tash2 and Nibbler2

I'll give the rest to Reubin when he wakes up.
Just the thought of swimming tired him out. LOL.

Well he is 14 after all.
guru
windsorboyd
5 months ago
we had a birthday celebration for daughter no1's first pony, he is 30. Very old for a pony. It's another shandy day i think, riding lessons tonight and i've resurected the old caravan that we stayed in while the house was being made livable.
I'm going to sit in there with a shandy or maybe a nice large pimms :)
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tash845
5 months ago
i'll sit on the balconey with a lemonade & would someone please
make me a sandwich? nothing fancy. i've got a sinus headache.
:(
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gedmen
5 months ago
2 Jam butties coming up ;o)
guru
nogds9
5 months ago
@tash,
Lord Byron would love my waterfront,my sister brings her Belgium Shepard over once a week for a swim.

BTW everyone,I have recently adopted a Maine coon-cat from a shelter,he had been hanging with some Ferrel cats in an ocean resort town.He's almost a year old and smart as a whip.His name is Brogan Barou,already weighing in at 16 lbs.He loves the water and plays with my sisters dog.He is so trusting of me,that I can drop a boot on the floor and he doesn't make a flinch.I am feeling so much joy from him.I still miss my Bryan from time to time.But it's nice to share my love again.
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tash845
5 months ago
@nogds9 -- oh that sounds so lovely ... nice cool water.

That is wonderful news about you adopting this cat!
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windsorboyd
5 months ago
@nog is a ane coon-cat like a rag-doll cat, more like a dog than a cat , and they go floppy when you pick them up (lke a rag doll).
My cats play wth our dog too but the kitten and the cat have stared fighting wth each other.
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windsorboyd
5 months ago
oops maine coon, the keyboard is playing up again lol
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tash845
5 months ago
i've only seen pictures of a rag-doll cat ... my vet had a wonderful maine coon cat who would come over to everyone and sit in your lap ... he was a big boy; at least 25 lbs. and with a sweet disposition.
guru
windsorboyd
5 months ago
we saw some a few years ago before the breed was properly recognised over here, they were enormous for cats, not fat just very big
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tash845
5 months ago
merlin - i see it's your birthday this sunday, June 14th.
i hope you have a wonderful day and enjoy yourself.
any special plans?
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windsorboyd
5 months ago
is there champagne on the go
guru
tash845
5 months ago
yes ... mini bottles
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luacheia
5 months ago
I came home specially to celebrate Merlin's b'day.

I see that the workers finished on time the new barbecue of massive brick that I ordered and there are already some bags of coal beside it. Nog, please start the fire!

Let's make a barbecue!!!! I brought a cooler full meat! You all gone eat a realllll barbecue! Brazilian cuts! Picanha, maminha de alcatra, fraudinha, cupim, coração de galinha, linguiça de porco, asa e coxinha de frango! White rice and potato salad with mayonnaise.

Ged, go to the market and buy some beer and coke for the children!

Windsor, go home and bring some wine bottles that you have hidden in the basement and put them in refrigerator.

Tash, put those mini botthes in the fridge too. Did you brought the cake for latter?

Apparaaaaa, the music, pleaseeeeee! Let's party, people!!!

Where is Merlin?
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luacheia
5 months ago
ahhhhh, I almost forgotten... Quark, please, choose some meat cuts for all the dogs and bring some toys for all of them have fun also.
Moderator
quark
5 months ago
OK

I have put plenty of dog toys in the storage cupboard next to the balconey doors.
(Tennis Balls, rubber Bones, tug-o-war triangles, various fluffy animals (to be ripped apart) and a couple of dog proof (?) soccer balls for nose 'football').

Will see my butcher. He is always good about treats for Reubin even on a Sunday. In the meantime along with the toys is a big jar of dog chocolate drops and a big jar of dog nibbles.
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reubin
5 months ago
Partyuff parruff.

yuff yuff
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gedmen
5 months ago
Beer & Coke for the children as ordered by luacheia (I hope there are no policemen coming to this barbecue)rofl
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merlin11
5 months ago
yippeeee.
I am here and ready. champagne is chilling for later . batbecue sounds amazing .
off to work for a few hours then its showtime. lol
Moderator
quark
5 months ago
Been to Butchers. He has generously given the following
which I have put in the small fridge on a higher temp than
the main fridge so as to make it better for the dogs to eat.
Separated Beef ribs with lots of meat still on them; plus
lots of offel, and diced prime off-cuts.

There is also 'end of party presents' for the dogs of
big juicy marrowbones.

AND as a present in respect of Merlin he has GIVEN a
load of steaks suitable for BarBQ to ensure Luacheia
supplies do not run out.
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tash845
5 months ago
mmmm mmmm okay the champagne is chilling and the cake is in the refrigerator. there's grand marnier cake and a birthday cake.
all of merlin's favorites including a jug of pimms, southern comfort, dark chocolate and venison.
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gedmen
5 months ago
When the Birthday girl arrives I will break into my own rendition of Happy Birthday...

Prepare to be stunned ;op
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quark
5 months ago
Earplugs are on the table for just such an eventuality.

RAFF
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tash845
5 months ago
quark, keep ged busy ... get him a beer, anything!
Moderator
quark
5 months ago
Here you are Ged

Couple bottles Newki Brown get your lips round these. enjoy.

WARF RAFF
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gedmen
5 months ago
Ok I can take a hint & besides, I will never turn down free beer :-)
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tash845
5 months ago
How about a piece of cake?
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luacheia
5 months ago
Tash, it would be great!

After pat the day eat meat and drink caipirinha, I need some sweet with coke to put some equilibrium in my body. :^)

Ged, Flamengo lost to Curitiba (0x5)!!!!!!! MY GOD! Dunga almost had a heath attack!!!!! Unbeliveable!!!!!!
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gedmen
5 months ago
I'll have some Grand Marnier cake tash.

@luacheia, A great way for Coritiba to celebrate 100 years,I hope Dunga keeps his mind on todays game against Egypt.
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tash845
5 months ago
It is delightful out on the balconey today ... I'm going to read my book and have my coffee. hmmm I see that there's cake left over from yesterday.
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gedmen
5 months ago
It's probably cheesecake tash lol
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tash845
5 months ago
no way! i just heard a crack of thunder so i came inside. i found my favorite kind of cookies - shortbread. excellent with a glass of port. here comes the rain.
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windsorboyd
5 months ago
we had thunder yesterday , i had champagne on the balcony to toast merl , i hope she doesn't mind that i 'shared' so much of it lol.
anyways if you bring a good enough present you can be forgiven anything rofl
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merlin11
5 months ago
hmmmmm. yes i do forgive you how could i not share on such a special day filled with loads of pressies ,but no cake. lol
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tash845
5 months ago
@merlin - here is a lovely fresh rose @>--;-- -- you can't eat it ... but, it will make you feel good.
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quark
5 months ago
@Merlin

Better late than never I always say.
Especially as less to share with.LOL

Here you are.




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windsorboyd
5 months ago
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merlin11
5 months ago
windsor!!!!!!!!!!!.

thank you quark got here just in time.
at least my rose is safe.
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windsorboyd
5 months ago
can i order a nice pot of strong coffee please, a bit of a late night last night.
Moderator
quark
5 months ago
Yeah scrumping Merlin's cake!
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tash845
5 months ago
There is fresh coffee right here with cream
Moderator
quark
5 months ago
Thanks could do with a drink before bed.
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gedmen
5 months ago
I could do with one now I'm awake...
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windsorboyd
5 months ago
me too ged, i'll have whatever your having.
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tash845
5 months ago
look what's on the menu today; dark chocolate and venison
ok i'll try anything once lol
guru
gedmen
5 months ago
ewww...in the same meal }:o[
guru
tash845
5 months ago
@ged don't be such a fussy eater -- you could save the chocolate for later you know
guru
windsorboyd
5 months ago
venison in dark cherry and port sauce followed by chocolate mousse sounds good to me
guru
gedmen
5 months ago
How about venison on its own & not tainted by these sweet flavours :OP
guru
tash845
5 months ago
oh yum yum yum sounds so good
guru
gedmen
5 months ago
or venison chopped & shaped,mixed with onion & egg(to bind).

this cooking lark is easy(in theory)lol
guru
tash845
5 months ago
is that how venison is cooked? chopped & shaped, etc.? no, i like windsors recipe better.
oh yes, cooking is so easy ... when is the last time you made a roast, hmmmm?
guru
gedmen
5 months ago
tash,everything is chopped & shaped these days,eyes,nose,teeth,the lot!
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windsorboyd
5 months ago
not in my kitchen lol and ged lots of veg and potatoes would balance the sweet sauce. You could always give away the mousse lol
guru
tash845
5 months ago
ged i wish you hadn't said that -- i've got visions of a stuffed
deer on a huge platter ... onions for the eyes, the teeth, the nose ...
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gedmen
5 months ago
LOL, I've put everyone off their food now.
guru
windsorboyd
5 months ago
can i have a pecan plait, an almond croissant and two chocolate croissants to go please, and an extra large skinny latte
guru
tash845
5 months ago
i've brought over a new bottle of tia maria and am pouring some in my iced coffee ... delicious
guru
windsorboyd
5 months ago
i've never been a big fan of cold coffe, but with tia-maria it sounds interesting lol.

Last day at school for the kids before summer holidays hooray
guru
tash845
5 months ago
windsor -- picture creamy milk being poured over fresh brewed coffee then the clink clink clink of ice cubes then the piece de
resistance the slow pouring of the tia maria
:)
guru
windsorboyd
5 months ago
nice though, starting diet today so no creamy milk for me, lucky i like black coffee lol.

So my order today is for fresh fruit and black coffee
guru
windsorboyd
5 months ago
no thank you i don't want an almond croissant even if it is on special offer
guru
tash845
5 months ago
okay just fresh fruit then ... peaches, blueberries, pineapple.
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gedmen
5 months ago
I've bought in loads of chocolate,cakes with cream & the most scrumptious almond croissant & baileys for the coffee,are you joining us windsor, rofl
guru
windsorboyd
5 months ago
ged have i told you recently ..... if you weren't one of my best friends i would hate you rofl


tash your spread sounds delightful, i have everything except fresh blueberries but i do have blueberry yoghurt, Today i have had peaches, apricots, strawberies, raspberries, apples and oranges all fron marks and spencers, all vey expensive but all delicious
guru
tash845
5 months ago
oh that is just cruel ged!
guru
gedmen
5 months ago
@tash, You have to be cruel to be kind, I am testing windsors resolve,if she can avoid the fatty foods I test her with,then it will be plain sailing from here on...

What a thoughtful friend you have, @windsor ;o)
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merlin11
5 months ago
can i have windsors share?.
guru
tash845
5 months ago
you can my share too. i got on the hammock here and lord byron got on also & i wasn't expecting him but ... he did not dump both of out this time.
guru
windsorboyd
5 months ago
well i have nre garden furniture coming soon, a three seater swing chair and tables, fingers crossed the weather holds lol
guru
gedmen
5 months ago
It'll be hot with the risk of flash floods or thunder & lightning.
guru
tash845
5 months ago
please no more water!
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gedmen
5 months ago
After a few days of very hot weather you'll be praying for it.
guru
tash845
5 months ago
no, cause after nothing but rain for three weeks we've had it!
guru
gedmen
5 months ago
Can I offer you a pair of Jimmy Choo Wellies then? lol
guru
tash845
5 months ago
I've seen a picture of those Jimmy Choo wellies ... god knows how much they cost.
guru
windsorboyd
4 months ago
jimmy choo welies i can't begin to imagine what they look like lol, hunter wellies (like those worn by the queen) used to only come in green now they even come in silver. Maybe they're more popular with adults now because of all the music festivals lol.
guru
tash845
4 months ago
those jimmy choo wellies ... not for me windsor. must be very $$$.
Moderator
quark
4 months ago
With all this hot weather that seems to be afflicting? the patrons of this fine establishment.

Here's a nice load of iced coffee.

Plus my favourite desert a big tub of Ice-cream. Enjoy.
guru
tash845
4 months ago
I lovvvvvve iced coffee - thank you. This large dog in my lap likes plain fat free yogurt - just a tablespoon.
guru
windsorboyd
4 months ago
it was so hot today even i couldn't face coffee. :(
guru
tash845
4 months ago
what about lemonade with lots of ice & something else added to it? lol
guru
gedmen
4 months ago
Now that does sound good tash, my something else will be beer to make a shandy.
guru
tash845
4 months ago
I want a nice dessert -- apple pie with ice cream on the side
Moderator
quark
4 months ago
Ice-cream yeah my favourite.
guru
windsorboyd
4 months ago
i like coffee ice-cream , tried an iced coffee from starbucks, not my cup of tea lol
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luacheia
4 months ago
Tash, what about put some candles in this apple pie?

Today is Appara's day!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday my friend!
guru
tash845
4 months ago
Of course candles on the apple pie and all kinds of ice cream! Grand marnier cake too and champagne all around ... have a very happy birthday Appara.
guru
gedmen
4 months ago
Where there is a Grand Marnier cake to be eaten,I won't be far behind lol
guru
tash845
4 months ago
I'm outside -- like some burgers, beer, potato salad, salad, crisps, hot dogs?
guru
tash845
4 months ago
I was outside pretty much all day -- came upstairs to make dinner
no meat -- Lord Byron is sitting on a chair looking very sad though he has eaten his dinner already and now he's gotten the cat to join him -- what a pair those two are ... lol
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gedmen
4 months ago
I hope it doesn't rain cats & dogs...LoL imagine being hit on the head by Lord Byron OUCH!
Moderator
quark
4 months ago
N'Ged

you might get lucky and it will only be Reubin.LOL
regular
reubin
4 months ago
Gerrrruff Ged.
guru
tash845
4 months ago
lol ... Lord Byron is very soft & fluffy, chances are he'll just wrap his paws round you.
guru
windsorboyd
4 months ago
nice strong coffe is on tap all day today, i'll leave some in the thermos for the next visitor.
Still recovering from ourweekend away, i managed to stay in the B&B both nights and avoid driving the lorry both ways (snigger.) We were in your part of the world Quark holme-on-spalding moor.
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tash845
4 months ago
Strong coffee sounds great ... a roll and bacon for me and leaving several extra for anyone who would enjoy them.
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gedmen
4 months ago
Thats me tash lol

Eaten & enjoyed ;o)
Moderator
quark
4 months ago
cheers Tash

Nice snack before trawling the site.
guru
tash845
4 months ago
welcome .... don't suppose anyone would like to sit out on the balcony? delightful out there with a glass of wine or beer with a tray of goodies
guru
gedmen
4 months ago
Good company,good beer & good...ies, good idea tash :o)
guru
tash845
4 months ago
and mustn't forget goodies for our animal friends -- for
nogds coon-cat Brogan Barou some fresh cat nip, and for
Reubin & Lord Byron some tasty biscuits. for me some good coffee.
expert
merlin11
4 months ago
enjoying the peace all alone here at the moment.
guru
gedmen
4 months ago
Didn't last long merl, here I come singing at the top of my voice rofl
guru
tash845
4 months ago
oh no no no ... four days ago you sent in a begging letter and you got a reply back and it said: You (Mr. Gedmen) were
singing for exactly thirty mintutes in a London upscale coffee
house. You got your wish. Awful things will happen if you
disobey ... like (gulp) cheese cakes showing up for your lunch here and cups of kopi luwak instead of the usual delightful blend (horrors). I would leave merlin with mother nature and not mess with the order of things.
lol
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reubin
4 months ago
Taaash

Ruuufff mmmmm
guru
tash845
4 months ago
yes reubin? what's that's are you laughing?
Moderator
quark
4 months ago
I think he means to thank you for the biscuits a day back
guru
windsorboyd
4 months ago
some shandy on the balcony would be most appreciated, i've been strimming the 2 foot high grass on my "lawn"
Moderator
quark
4 months ago
Here you are windsor. Whereabouts on the balconey shall I tip it? LOL.

Seriously herewith One chilled flagon of shandy for your imbibing thereof.

Oh I do love the smell of freshly cut grass.
guru
gedmen
4 months ago
@windsor, 2 FOOT HIGH!

Maybe you should ask merl for a Lamb or two to trim your lawn...

Its a lot less bovver than a hover lol
expert
luacheia
4 months ago
Hey, gang!
Today is Tash's day! Happy Birthday my friend!
The night is beautful. Let's go to the balcany! On the way of here, I stoped at my favorite store and bought a delicious ice cream's cake. With the beer and wine that already are over there, the night will be perfect!
guru
nogds9
4 months ago
@tash,
Hippo birdie two ewe!
Brogan thanks you for the fine kitty nippins,he is rolling on the floor with Maui and Molokai.(the Manx boys)
guru
windsorboyd
4 months ago
@ged it's about an half an acre at the side and the swing seat i had ordered was due , i had to go out and clear a space for it lol.
many thanks for the cider and the ice-cream cake, much appreciated. I think i will just sit here and admire the view.
expert
merlin11
4 months ago
would i get the lamb back ????????????????
no it would be put away and forgotten or eaten
sounds very posh .... the swing on the lawn.
all this grass cutting must be keeping you busy. lol
guru
gedmen
4 months ago
Cutting grass when it is hot & dry is not the most enjoyable job.
guru
windsorboyd
4 months ago
no it's not especially when clothes pegs, coke zero cans and assorted toys spin out of the undergrowth and clobber you, i don't think i like children :(
guru
gedmen
4 months ago
Rofl
guru
tash845
4 months ago
Ah, nice fresh coffee on a lovely day
guru
gedmen
4 months ago
We're getting downpours now.
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quark
4 months ago
@Ged

You need to be on the East Coast nice and sunny!!
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merlin11
4 months ago
enjoying a hot cup on the balcony . weather here is still nice .
trying out some free samples of skin stuff that i got ages ago.
wow this is nice.


aaaagggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
expert
merlin11
4 months ago
I cant tell you what i have done because if windsor finds out she will start laughting and never let me forget it, thats also why i am keeping my london incident to myself.
not sure if i can stand the ridicule. well not without a glass of wine at any rate.
Moderator
quark
4 months ago
@Merlin

You haven't fried your skin, with some sort of oil, have you?
guru
tash845
4 months ago
quark you are thinking up my alley.
you didn't fry your skin -- oh you wouldn't no way --
tanned goddess you :D
expert
merlin11
4 months ago
no i didnt fry but... i tried all the skin creams they were lovely, the eye mousse blue (obviously for blue eyes like mine ) was like velvet . i sptead it lavishly on skin under eye.
husband ,child and customer roared with laughter.
blue was the colour of the mousse eyeshadow i was covered in.
omg it gets worse
while on Sainsbury`s website i stumbled accross cheap "direct from caiais sainsbury " champagne and wine at amazing prices . phoned sister who wasnt in so ordered for her also . got to checkout .. collect in calais .
then closed a bit early due to upset and trauma...
relaxing in pool with a large wine.
littl3e old lady drove thru the gate ( is a bit flimsy) to buy plants.
i got out and stood dripping with a towel as she smiled and said
i knew you 1d be swimming.
aggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
feel a tad better.
thank you for listening to the short version of the day.
lets open an other bottle.
Moderator
quark
4 months ago
Good idea any left for this thirsty Ferengi?
guru
gedmen
4 months ago
Poor merl...at least there was no bees or dentists involved this time lol
guru
windsorboyd
4 months ago
@merl you really aren't safe on your own are you ? rofl
Moderator
quark
4 months ago
10.am Time for a coffee.
expert
merlin11
4 months ago
what timing i just popped in for coffee.
windsor what on earth do you mean. lol.
guru
windsorboyd
4 months ago
ooo lovely coffee in the thermos and a plate of fresh toast on the table.
guru
tash845
4 months ago
merlin, i shall be bartender what might i get for you?
guru
gedmen
4 months ago
I'll have an irish coffee tash & a bacon butty.
guru
tash845
4 months ago
ya know that sounds good ged -- i think i'll make that for everyone.
expert
merlin11
4 months ago
a nice cold glass of wine and one of those bacon rolls please tash.
:)
guru
windsorboyd
4 months ago
wine in the morning? shouldn't that be bailey's in the coffee lol. I'm going to have toast then i'm taking the cat to be dressed, (her son went last week)
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merlin11
4 months ago
i have been up for so long i dont know what time it is anymore.
will call back later for bailey`s coffee and a nice slice of coffee cake.
Moderator
quark
4 months ago
@windsor

dressed?
guru
tash845
4 months ago
ok windsor, i'm just a bit confused. you're taking the cat to be dressed? but, since her son went last week i assume that this is a vet. appt. unless, they have a tailer that they both go to see in town for special occasions?

reubin & lord byron both want to know if they can get dressed up too.

lol
expert
merlin11
4 months ago
rolf............ omg my sides are aching.
run for you lives my doggy firends....
its the "snip"
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reubin
4 months ago
Oowrooo grrr ruff
guru
windsorboyd
4 months ago
yes they went for the snip, but i think they would prefer your version tash lol
guru
gedmen
4 months ago
OUCH!
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tash845
4 months ago
Lord Byron has been taken care of. I still like the idea of seeing the cats dressed up. lol
guru
gedmen
4 months ago
All this talk of dressing has put me off eating lol
guru
windsorboyd
4 months ago
well she has a cone on her collar to stop her biting her stitches and her son doesn't recognise her anymore. He's terrified of her lol. The dog still knows who she is though.
guru
tash845
4 months ago
poor kitty. does the cone stay on for about a week?
guru
gedmen
4 months ago
She'll scare the living daylights out of the dog when that cone works like a loud-hailer & turns her meoww into a lions roar lol
guru
tash845
4 months ago
rofl ...
guru
windsorboyd
4 months ago
@tash i think it'll be a week, they keep spitting at each other and making horrific noises but theres been no actual fighting yet.
expert
merlin11
4 months ago
i have to buy a book.. how to halter train a lamb in 5 days... neice wants to borrow one.
can that be a strong drink please.
guru
windsorboyd
4 months ago
hehehe that sounds like fun (snigger) at least you don't have to make fancy dress costumes for ponies, spongebob, scuba diver little bo peep or a wolf or maybe i'll disguise one as a sheep any ideas rofl
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tash845
4 months ago
i must be very tired. you have to make dress costumes for ponies ... ok. and the costume is supposed to be spongebob, a scuba diver, little bob peep or a wolf?? when they are all dressed would you please take their picture & send it to me?
lol
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gedmen
4 months ago
@windsor spray paint the pony in black & white stripes and tell them its a zebra ;o)
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merlin11
4 months ago
hehe snigger!!!!!. well rofl at the thought of making all those costumes for pony and child. bet you wish you had some help.
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windsorboyd
4 months ago
@ged they have considerd that lol.
No3 is making a box to go on the pony's back i beleive that is spongebobs house , how or why it will stay in place is as yet undecided. She already has a spongebob box for herself she won her school's halloween competition with it. We were surprised/stunned by that, one can only assume they knew it was all her own work and no adult helped whatsoever lol.


No1 is looking for a seascape piece of material and is making gas tanks out of 2L juice bottles, going out today to look for flippers and a snorkel. (i wish she had stuck with the cowboy idea it was much simpler)


No3 is undecided she is either going as little bo-peep or the pony is and she'll be a sheep, or they'll be a sheep and a wolf. She found a picture of a costume on line with the pony covered in cotton wool i'm just worried it rains rofl
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merlin11
4 months ago
okay it might just be me......
no 3 spongebob
no 1 scuba
no 3 bo peep
??????????????????????????????
where is no 2 or is no 3 a set of twins
rofl.
getting a tad forgetfull hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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windsorboyd
4 months ago
i have too many children
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windsorboyd
4 months ago
wishful thinking lol
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windsorboyd
4 months ago
fruedian slip
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tash845
4 months ago
i'm sitting here laughing ... windsor you need a nice strong coffee and something to pour in it. i will do the honors.
;)
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gedmen
4 months ago
Ok, I've got it...No.2 can put the flippers on the horse's feet and say its a sea-horse,saves on materials.

No.3 can completely shave the pony and say its a chicken & she can dress as colonel Sanders of KFC fame, cos I don't remember a wolf in the Little Bo Peep song(is there a Bo Peep story?)

Tell me again, how did a spongebob costume win a hallowe'en competition???
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tash845
4 months ago
merlin i'm borrowing something from you ...
snigger

and ged, of course there is a bo peep story.
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merlin11
4 months ago
lets all have a snigger on the balcony. :)
having a new floor laid so keeping out of the way here for a bit.
just opening this chilled wine, plenty for all.
chilled beer for ged while we tell the bo peep story.
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windsorboyd
4 months ago
you are bad friends

@ged already going the flipper route with the scuba diver, his haead will be emerging from the sea-scape curtain material thingy that no1 is confident she can make (stop laughing at the back)
No2 is attaching a faux sheepskin underblanket onto a horse rug as we speak and is covering a headcoller with more of the same.
no3 is still making the boxes

@ged the halloween competition was at school she painted a big square box to look like spongebob and put it over her entire body (i think she cut out eye-holes but i am not 100ure)
I am chilling wine and refusing to help.
thank-you tash i'll just have this coffee and sambucca while i'm waiting
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gedmen
4 months ago
@windsor, I didn't realise Spongebob was a scary character?

I think you are all mixing Bo Peep with Red Riding Hood which had the wolf in the story...Am I right?
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windsorboyd
4 months ago
i don't think he's supposed to be lol

red riding hood , now there's a good idea.
I was thinking of a wolf because we saw one of those wolf look-a-like throws and we've been offered a sheep costume for a person so i am coming up with ideas for things we can get a hold of easily.
There is a girl that comes to the shows with us, No3wants to dress her up as the starfish.
no1 wants her to carry the flippers or dress up as seaweed.
n02 is now thinking of dressing the dog as a sheep as well and wants her to walk beside herin case of wardrobe malfunctions.

she's no3's best friend so no3 reckons she has first 'dibbs' on her lol. What i wouldn't give for some peace and quiet , i think i have about half an hour before one of them wakes up.

If you're looking for me i'll be hiding out on the balcony with my coffee if someone could smuggle me out a roll and bacon i'd be very grateful rofl
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merlin11
4 months ago
here , i think you need it.
be strong lol.
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tash845
4 months ago
windsor, make your escape while you can!
lol
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merlin11
4 months ago
just enjoying a glass of wine on the balcony, no 2 niece came over to supervise the halter training of lamb.....
as i said i am just enjoying ect.
tho she is sitting in the field with a bucket of lamb treats works well till you ask them to heel.. lol
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tash845
4 months ago
heel? we are talking about lambs but perhaps they've got some dog in them? ;)
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windsorboyd
4 months ago
well our costumes are coming on well, spongebob box is now attached to pineapple house box. Then the whole contraption is put over no3's head, and she puts her arms through the armholes. So far the horse seeems to be ok with it.

@merl good luck, i hope you give it your best (snigger)
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merlin11
4 months ago
smirk.
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gedmen
4 months ago
I was trying to avoid the squealing like a pig thing windsor lol

tash, they are called sheepdogs for a reason rofl
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tash845
4 months ago
oh brother
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merlin11
4 months ago
okay i give in,, the lambs will not play the game so have to dissapoint neice. tho will blame everyone else so i still look good. lol.
having a coffee baileys , leaveing the bottle here to share.
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tash845
4 months ago
you're too good to us
lol
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windsorboyd
4 months ago
coffee flavoured bailey's or coffee and bailey's?
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merlin11
4 months ago
coffee flav baileys
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windsorboyd
4 months ago
nice
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gedmen
4 months ago
Has anyone tried the coffee flavoured baileys in a cup of coffee yet?
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tash845
4 months ago
sounds delish ... i haven't tried it yet
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gedmen
4 months ago
The caramel flavoured baileys works well in coffee.
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merlin11
4 months ago
i think i will put that on ice cream it would be good.
x
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tash845
4 months ago
mmmmmm that's all i have to say
lol
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merlin11
4 months ago
having visitors to stay over tonight. hope they understand the southern comfort thing. well if they dont i dont suppose i will be caring. lol
but its working im sure my tooth is not as loose as it was. and it doesnt hurt. :)
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windsorboyd
4 months ago
stay safe inside your insanity merl and don't share that southern comfort if it's medicinal.

Making the last minute adjustments to the costumes for tommorrow , well i'm watching out the window (same thing really lol). I'm sending positive vibes and helpful thoughts there way.

I will try and remember the camera and take lots of pics
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gedmen
4 months ago
The excuses you girls come up with to justify having a drink or two, I thought I had heard it all until now...
Now we are to believe Southern comfort not only cures toothache but it also repairs a loose tooth rofl

windsor, spray the girls costumes with the 'now magical properties of southern comfort'.once the judges smell it they'll be compelled to award the girls first prize lol
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merlin11
4 months ago
well my guest had a great time. all in bed now . loved all my food. didnt notice my medication .they may have thought it was part of the evening.
what insanity windsor are you jealous of my rose tinted southern comfort hued outlook.!!! lol.
oh look a halter trained lamb.
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windsorboyd
4 months ago
really ?????????? or is that the rose hued outlook gibbering, and what are you doing up at midnight you#re not a night owl.

I'm leaving you a thermos of coffee i'm sure you'll need it.

It's raining now :( hope it goes off for the fancy dress.
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gedmen
4 months ago
@windsor, No1 or should I say 'scuba girl' won't mind the rain lol
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merlin11
4 months ago
all gone away and taken child with them for a weeks holiday. its very quiet here now.
i had to stay up till everyone went to bed , hope you win the fancy dress , all of the classes.
:)
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windsorboyd
4 months ago
we did very well in the classes and little bo-peep won the trophy, but she's still not happy she thought her costume was rubbish and that scuba-girl was better (she came no-where) and sponge bob was 4th.
No3 was eliminated in one of the jumping classes for going through the start before the bell went, but she said she would rather be eliminated than beaten by some0ne lol
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merlin11
4 months ago
well not too bad a result really tho i think no 1 should get some compensation lol.
had a long lie this moening so just finished breakfast, i could get used to this .
:)
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tash845
4 months ago
congrats to little bo beep! (baaaa) lol
and to all of the others ... but for sure to you,
windsor.
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gedmen
4 months ago
@windsor, Well done to you all,I bet you're already planning for next year ;o)
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windsorboyd
4 months ago
yes we are, scuba girl is giving it another go lol
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merlin11
4 months ago
i think she should.
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tash845
4 months ago
ha! yes, that's all i'm going to say.
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tash845
4 months ago
hey guys today marks my one year anniversary with share tv ...
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merlin11
4 months ago
happy anniversary tash, we have to have a party to celebrate.
ill make your cake.
:)
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nerys
4 months ago
too hot for coffee this time of year...I'll be drinking my favourite passion tea lemonade.
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gedmen
4 months ago
Happy 1st birthday tash :O)
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tash845
4 months ago
Thanks ged!
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merlin11
3 months ago
watching the rain come and go today very strange day. getting no`s 1 and 2 ready for their holidays.
have finally eaten enought to make a space in the freezer.
child comes back tomorrow so peace will be shattered. lol
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quark
3 months ago
@Merl

I have sent you some full size ear defenders
with a portable music player for when you want
to break the silence.
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merlin11
3 months ago
@ quark
thank you i will need them in a few hours.
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tash845
3 months ago
merlin - I shall leave you a bottle of amaretto di saronno -- you know for medicinal purposes. oh, and some cookies too because the bottle just looks so empty by itself.
lol
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windsorboyd
3 months ago
is there ice to go with that amaretto, or maybe i'll pour it over peaches bake them and serve with clotted cream
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gedmen
3 months ago
I'm salivating again...
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merlin11
3 months ago
@ tash, i do like amaretto, notice windsor has sniffed it out. child home back to normallity till sat when he goes away again.
got a present of " mrs walkers highland cream " will leave it in the kitchen for all to try. it doeas have recipes on the box for icecream dishes.
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tash845
3 months ago
I heard this is better then Bailey's -- let's do a taste test.
;)
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gedmen
3 months ago
yes, lets :o)
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windsorboyd
3 months ago
I'm still tired spent tuesday till late sunday in the horse lorry at a show, up early every day and late to bed. It rained for half of it covered in mud the whole time, still have the lorry and the caravan to clean out. You have no idea how glad i was to see that amaretto lol
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tash845
3 months ago
awwwww .... canapes and a mini of champagne for you windsor
:)
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windsorboyd
3 months ago
bliss lol
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gedmen
3 months ago
Champagne...I hope you're not driving windsor :-}
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merlin11
3 months ago
lol. unless your driving here to share ! tho i think we would need a maxi.
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tash845
3 months ago
now that's a good idea
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windsorboyd
3 months ago
i'm not driving lol. But taxi tenders are welcome, just remember you aren't allowed to drink but you can watch me rofl
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merlin11
3 months ago
i dont like to watch ;0 you are very unkind.
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tash845
3 months ago
merlin -- i have to agree
hmph to you windsor -- takes bottle of sambucca & moves down to end of table
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merlin11
3 months ago
lol. she will have to share now,.
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tash845
3 months ago
uh huh ;) i've got the glasses
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windsorboyd
3 months ago
i don't need a glass for sambucca there's no mixers rofl
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merlin11
3 months ago
its so unlady like when you drink from the bottle. especially when you set it alight.!!
unlike myself :) so refined.
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tash845
3 months ago
are we in hawaii?
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windsorboyd
3 months ago
are we? i haven't looked out the window today so i'm not really qualified to have an opinion lol
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merlin11
3 months ago
no ... not unless its the rainy season. lol

just dropped no 1 and 2 off at their holiday camp. will collect them on friday i hope
off to the kitchen to make a coffee.
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tash845
3 months ago
i'm going to the fruit market -- picking up what else but, fruits & vegetables for the week. had brie at a friends house and am thinking it would be so delicious in a chicken breast with apple tucked in too.
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gedmen
3 months ago
Brie as in cheese tash...there goes my sensitive gag reflex again ;o[
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tash845
3 months ago
ok ged. i guess could put some veggies in the chicken.
:)
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gedmen
3 months ago
Thanks tash, I would hate to have to sit out of a meal ;O}
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windsorboyd
3 months ago
toasted bagels with fried egg and bacon are on special this morning
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merlin11
3 months ago
sounds nice,
bacon sausage eggs and toast.
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gedmen
3 months ago
My favourites!
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merlin11
3 months ago
mine too, had it again this morning. :)
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tash845
3 months ago
had eggs, taters with onions & toast on monday ... a stick to your ribs breakfast. today ... fruit.
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gedmen
3 months ago
Stick to your ribs tash?
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merlin11
3 months ago
went for a lovely drive in the country today, stopped to see niece`s new horse, visited the new restuarant that i have been desperate to try. went to the ladies room to freshen up, came out and husband said , were leaving lets go, i followed him in confusion , kissing goodbye to the crayfish starter.
what was the problem>>>>

the waitress placed him too close to the other diner ( it was empty) who slurrped burped and snuffled!!!!
i would just have asked to have a better table but oh no...he was offended and left.
starving now.
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tash845
3 months ago
@merlin - well, that diner was gross & ur husband was repulsed,
his meal was spoiled but would have been nice if he had gotten moved to another table far, far away ... and snorted as he went by the other table.


@ged - yep, been eatin' fruit for breakfast anything else sticks to me ribs.
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windsorboyd
3 months ago
todays special ..... bacon, sausage,eggs and toasted muffin oh and a potatoe scone. (i'll have fruit tommorrow)

merl you only have yourself to blame, you should never have left him alone. I'd have stayed behind in confusion with the crayfish starter rofl
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tash845
3 months ago
@windsor -- i'll just look at yours & eat my fruit
;)
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gedmen
3 months ago
I'm with merls hubby on this, once I would've been aware of the repulsive customer, even if I was sat way across the restaurant from him it would still bug me knowing he was breathing the same air and burping & slurping away!
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tash845
3 months ago
I still would have made sure even if he was way across the rest. that I made the sound of a pig as I went by his table. He spoiled what should have been a lovely meal for merlin & her hubby.
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windsorboyd
3 months ago
i just hope he wasn't choking. The local paper could be running the headline 'callous diner leaves man to die' rofl
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merlin11
3 months ago
oink oink . still wont try again. very stubborn. tho i might get my sister to come im sure she would like it but i only saw the crayfish starter , i didnt get to read the menu which makes it worse!!! there could be all sorts of trasures on it.
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merlin11
3 months ago
before anyone says.... treasures
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windsorboyd
3 months ago
if only i'd been 40 seconds faster lol
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gedmen
3 months ago
Full English time...
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windsorboyd
3 months ago
sounds good to me
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merlin11
3 months ago
child comes home today so enjing a large late breakfast.
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tash845
3 months ago
may i pour the coffee?
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gedmen
3 months ago
Pour away tash...
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windsorboyd
3 months ago
would you like a dash of something in that.... sambucca, tia-maria or jamesons whisky.
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tash845
3 months ago
jamesons please
:))
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windsorboyd
3 months ago
happy to oblige lol

its wild and wet outside i think i'll curl up by the fire with a book and watch the weather through the window.
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merlin11
3 months ago
extremley bored today. as windsor said it s wild and wet here.
schools go back tomorrow, getting everything ready then will curl up with a wine and the remote.
x
but for now need a nice coffee.
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tash845
3 months ago
very sunny here -- join me by the pool here why doncha for some goodies & put your feet up.
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windsorboyd
3 months ago
well i spent the day power washing the stables in temper fit, i may or may not be responsible for fusing the lights, but in the absence of witnesses i am not prepared to confess rofl (yea rofl now i've got wine)
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windsorboyd
3 months ago
well up at 6 today, no3 starts high school today and no1 and no2 need to do her hair lol
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tash845
3 months ago
windsor, come on over to my kitchen for lunch
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merlin11
3 months ago
me too?
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gedmen
3 months ago
Count me in,whats on the menu?
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windsorboyd
3 months ago
is it a buffet? i like them :)
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merlin11
3 months ago
having a coffee while i wait for doctor to open surgery. child has a pain,
i said its growing pains , he looked at me and said what happened the last time you said that?.hmmm.
so i will just phone this morning.
I like buffet breakfast as well.
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windsorboyd
3 months ago
bad mother lol, what's on the menu is it a full breakfast
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merlin11
3 months ago
made lunch for you in the kitchen.
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gedmen
3 months ago
Full English/Scottish lol
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tash845
3 months ago
I'm gonna have ice cream for lunch -- lots of ice cream
:))
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gedmen
3 months ago
Ice cream...with jelly?
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windsorboyd
3 months ago
and cream?
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quark
3 months ago
ummh whipped of course.
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tash845
3 months ago
ok you characters ;)
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gedmen
3 months ago
...and wafers ;o]
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windsorboyd
3 months ago
today i'm ordering cereal with blueberries and skimmed milk ....... or maybe fruit scones with blueberry jam and clotted cream.
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tash845
3 months ago
what's for lunch?
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gedmen
3 months ago
Steak,egg & chips smothered in onions & worcestershire sauce...Heaven!
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quark
3 months ago
N'Ged

I like to have piccalilli as well with mine. What say?

DACCE
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gedmen
3 months ago
For me, piccalilli is best on a ham sarnie,but I'll try it with the steak for sure...RAFF
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windsorboyd
3 months ago
it's always a good idea to have an open mind lol. Staek egg and chips works as a breakfast as well especially if you have a hangover.
It's always on the specials board at the weekend
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gedmen
3 months ago
If steak,egg & chips cures a hangover then I'm going to get plastered every week lol
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windsorboyd
3 months ago
its a small price to pay lol
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quark
3 months ago
That depends upon whether you have a cover charge or not.LOL
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gedmen
3 months ago
One would need a strong constitution lol
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windsorboyd
3 months ago
busy all this morning , hope i get time to stop in for lunch
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tash845
3 months ago
i put in an order for bacon burgers, seasoned fries, salad on the side, & your choice of drink. who's joining me?
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windsorboyd
3 months ago
me me me me lol
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gedmen
3 months ago
Me too if I'm not too late lol
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windsorboyd
3 months ago
there's always a seat for you at the table ged lol
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tash845
3 months ago
yes & ged we saved you a nice bowl of cauliflower with cheeeese
sauce. ;)
*hee hee*
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windsorboyd
3 months ago
getting all geared up for a week at a horse show with no1 , just the two of us, she'll probably drive me mad lol. So it will be a takeaway for tonights dinner.
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windsorboyd
3 months ago
seeing as i'm first i'll order coffee and croissants to go and persuade the kitchen to put a full breakfast on special for ged.
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tash845
3 months ago
i'm sitting down and having pancakes and coffee
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gedmen
3 months ago
@tash would you like cauliflower cheese with your pancakes lol
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tash845
3 months ago
on the side please ged. i like to dip.
:-)
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gedmen
3 months ago
The only thing I would dip after cauliflower cheese is my head down the toilet while I vomited rofl
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tash845
3 months ago
Oh now have a nice piece of pineapple cheese cake -- it's good for you. lmao
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gedmen
3 months ago
I need a bag...
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tash845
3 months ago
how special you must be ... you're the only one here getting a bag with a cup of kopi luwak ... rofl
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gedmen
3 months ago
LOL I'll need a bigger bag than that if I drink the kopi luwak ;o)
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tash845
2 months ago
no more kopi luwak ... just some fresh brewed java with fresh cream. sugar or sweet & low on the side. mustn't forget the
amaretto to have on the side. :) lots of bagels here i see and smoked salmon and cream cheese too.
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gedmen
2 months ago
No sugar for me,I'm sweet enough already lol
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tash845
2 months ago
late lunch of chicken soup with dumplings
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gedmen
2 months ago
I haven't had dumplings in a while,are your dumplings the same as ours tash?
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tash845
2 months ago
I don't know :p mine are made with flour, baking powder, an egg, melted butter & a bit of pepper.
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merlin11
2 months ago
made kofta kebab type thing with some of the lamb flank, then cooked it in a curry type sauce, delic.
sometimes here we make doughballs with mince, they are lighter and fluffier than dumplings.
thank goodness its lunchtime.
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windsorboyd
2 months ago
i've returned from deepest darkest staffordshire, just caught up on my sleep. No1 came 7th in the british novice championship so it was worth the trip. I hope the coffee shop has a fully stocked fridge i don't feel like cooking at all for the next few days. I've been in a cramped lorry with a teeny oven and two small gas rings for a week. (and a microwave but that doesn't count really just for re-heating) but we did manage to have pan fried steaks a couple of times so it wasn't all deprivation lol.
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quark
2 months ago
@windsor

Welcome back. say well done to #1 for me.

Fridge is well stocked and if theres anything you fancy thats not there just let me know.

And of course fresh coffee keeping hot on the hob.
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gedmen
2 months ago
Pan fried steaks windsor...

Tell me...did all the horses make it back in one piece rofl

Pass along my congrats to No.1 too.
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tash845
2 months ago
windsor - is a lorry a large truck?

what a good mum you are! congrats are in order for no. 1 for sure. the coffee is hot and we'll keep it going for you.
a steak and potato, salad and all the fixings dinner awaits you back at my kitchen (and anyone else too -- hmmm who could that
be??)
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gedmen
2 months ago
I couldn't imagine who you might mean rofl
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tash845
2 months ago
No? Why it's Reubin and Lord Byron ... yep they told me so
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reubin
2 months ago
Grrashh ummmmm sssttteeeeaaaakkksss
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tash845
2 months ago
stopping off for a nice large cup of coffee. aaaaaah, nothing like good coffee on a sunless day ... it cheers the soul.
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gedmen
2 months ago
Don't you ever drink tea tash, that is very refreshing too.
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merlin11
2 months ago
if i could lift my arm i would have earl grey tea. but best to sipp this brandy thru a straw.
after avoiding the skating rink surface of the tunnels the whole summer. i have finally absailed down the slippery greenhouse floor on my side , like a rocket apparently!!.
had to take my shoes off to try and stand up it was so slippy. crawled halfway along till i found a safe dry patch. finally got up . I am bruised all down one side .i didnt realize i could slide that fast it was a relief to fall down.
I did scream as i slid faster and faster but no one cared.the dog thought we were palying a game . husband thought a wasp was chasing me.
when i told my sister she couldnt stop laughting.
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quark
2 months ago
@Merlin

Doubtless the laughter was

1. Relief that you were not too badly hurt
or
2. Relief that it wasn't her.
or
3. She just plain visualised it.

Me too on all counts.
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gedmen
2 months ago
Rofl or should that be Sofl(slipping on the floor laughing)

I'm writing your autobiography merl...I'll(we'll) make millions
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quark
2 months ago
So that's what they mean by the 'greenhouse effect' lol
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tash845
2 months ago
merlin i feel for you. i fell where i live after coming back from a walk. the ground is uneven -- and i fell in the grass; the other side is concrete. i hurt for several weeks but i'm ok now. someone should have recorded it -- i did a somersault.
i had x-rays taken as i hurt my arm - hope you had some 'rays' also taken just to make sure.

you shall have as much brandy as you want. i think you should have a bell & when you want something just ring it. what say you?
;)

hugs,
tash
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gedmen
2 months ago
sounds like your having sympathy pains tash lol
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merlin11
2 months ago
ding ding ding.
oh i could get use to this.lol
thank you for the kind thoughts. and the brandy.
ged we will be famous do you think?.
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gedmen
2 months ago
infamous more likely merl lol
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tash845
2 months ago
ding ding ... do it!!!
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gedmen
2 months ago
Oh no...what have you started.
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merlin11
2 months ago
lol.

what a brill day today the sun is shining.
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merlin11
2 months ago
i have just found the strangest looking caterpillar type thing that i have ever seen. it was 2.5in long about as thick as my little finger , had a large head, a small spike or a horn at the tail and some kind of protrubrence at its head which it curled away when i caught it.
didnt touch it but put it in a pot and let it go in the fiels. took a picture in case i come across it in a book.
just having a coffee and back to work. will pass by the kitchen for some cake.
:)
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tash845
2 months ago
that sounds like a hawk moth caterpillar; i found it's cousin last summer on our terrace here. i had taken a pic. of it and found out about it on the net. it will turn into a moth.

warm coffee cake on the table in my kitchen.
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merlin11
2 months ago
tash you are so close. i found the hawk moth a few years ago, its scary looking but this was......the elephant hawk moth.!!!
search and have a look it as a big one but now we know its safe .
x
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merlin11
2 months ago
sorry meant to say thanks i love coffee cake.
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gedmen
2 months ago
I have seen an elephant hawk-moth caterpillar too a few years back, use this site if you find any more you need to identify because there are many different types of hawk-moths
http://www.whatsthiscaterpillar.co.uk/
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merlin11
2 months ago
ged that is the aite we used tho i had to ask" the expert" first.
also found some poplar hawk moths they are weird also.
howveer its sunny ding ding ding.
:0
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gedmen
2 months ago
Oh no not that bell again ;op

The Poplar hawk-moth does not eat in the adult stage of its life...
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windsorboyd
2 months ago
help i'm being held prisoner by pc-worl, i waited all week for the pc to be fixed (on/off button has died) , phoned today to see where he had got to, was told job had not been put through properly and he won't be here till thursday. i'm in the local library on their pc!!!! I've d/l nothing in over a week , i've missed season finales and all sorts (you lot as well lol) . Can't remember web addresses to do everything i need to, just paid the bills checked online banking, bsja results, pony club results , left one message here and now some snotty child needs on to do homework aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
bye all :(
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tash845
2 months ago
omg poor windsor! i wondered where u were. a smart tap on the wrist to that snotty child. THURSDAY ... oh boy. i shall communicate with u telepathicaly. guess what i'm thinking about merlin's bell? by george, i think you've got it.
;)
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gedmen
2 months ago
Poor windsor,what can life be like when you're cut off from the cyber-world.

I know, it happened to me too
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merlin11
2 months ago
wait a minute..... what about my bell?. ding ding ding.
windsor where i come from we have a pc world, is it similar? snigger.
dingy ding dong.
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gedmen
2 months ago
I can see that bell ending up where the sun don't shine & a long queue of people wishing to carry out the act rofl
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tash845
2 months ago
dingy dingy dong ... all gone.
:)))
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gedmen
2 months ago
c[_]...Tea anyone?
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merlin11
2 months ago
its not nice to hide other people`s toys you know. ;(.
ill just have to shout , and if ged sings as well , there will be no one in the kitchen, so all the goodies will be ours..
bored with the bell now anyway.
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gedmen
2 months ago
What about a buzzer...rofl
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tash845
2 months ago
Nope don't think so. All bells, buzzers, etc. all sold out ...
forever and ever.

Lord Byron has delicate eardrums ... and loves to hang about in the kitchen -- watch out. He'll plant himself on you and never move. lol
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windsorboyd
2 months ago
hi all, whats on the menu for today, i feel as though i've been on a different planet. oooo what's that a shiny new bell all polished and sitting on the counter?????????
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merlin11
2 months ago
yesssssssssss. ding dingy dingetty dongggggggggggggggggg.
what a nice windsor you are.
was it a nice planet ?. shall bell and I make you a nice lunch with all the things you ding like? hmmmm.
;)
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windsorboyd
2 months ago
that would be nice and what a lovely melody that beautiful bell makes
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gedmen
2 months ago
LMAO...looks like the bell is here to stay.
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tash845
2 months ago
lord byron was trained to the same sound when he was a tiny puppy. now when he hears that sound he comes running and jumps into the lap of the person who has rung it.
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romeo53
2 months ago
just dropped in to say hi everyone no not back on site yet but soon hopefully
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windsorboyd
2 months ago
did you bring anything for us?, a present, a gift a joke another bell????
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merlin11
2 months ago
should i ring bell to welcome you back?
I love dogs but they must be trained to stay off the furniture and people, this means a happy dog welcome anywhere and a happy person.
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gedmen
2 months ago
When Lord Byron lands in your lap I can envisage another trip to the dentist for you merl,travelling at speed dogs don't have the most graceful of landings lol
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merlin11
2 months ago
i agree thats why its not allowed. lol
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tash845
2 months ago
Lord Byron is most graceful and gentle. Before, making the jump into your lap he will give you his paw -- it's his way of asking if it's ok to come up into your lap. I can guarantee no trips to the dentist ... no way, no how.
:)
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windsorboyd
2 months ago
good the dentist wouldn't appreciate the bell rofl
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merlin11
2 months ago
thanks a lot ding my check up appointment has just arrived in the post. did you all dong jinx me.?
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tash845
2 months ago
not me.
0;)
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windsorboyd
2 months ago
is that the receptionists bell that i hear?
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merlin11
2 months ago
lol. no it` s me calling you all to a party.
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gedmen
2 months ago
Its not a campanologist's party is it lol
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merlin11
2 months ago
gosh thats a big word !!!! rolf. poured you a large cold one.
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windsorboyd
2 months ago
i bet if you take the bell to the dentist it won't be long before he trembles in fear at the sound of one rofl
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merlin11
2 months ago
rained off today , very bored. might go out for lunch before i`m forced to tidy up.
cant ring bell in case dentist gets shaky hands.
:(
hope you are feeling better windsor, `cause my throat has come out in sympathy.
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merlin11
2 months ago
lol had a nice lunch and its still raining, so no work for me today.
quark ,come and have an earl grey i am totally lost as to what games we are all playing. lol
windsor and tash have a southern comfort ged yes ive got beer
what a good time ive (ding dong) had
the child is sitting behind me reading out the safe drink ing rules, just told me we are allowed 2 drinks !!! a day
oooops , just fell off stool laughing.
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quark
2 months ago
Ah Merl what a brilliant idea about the EG.
Gonna keep away from game threads when I'm half asleep.LOL.
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merlin11
2 months ago
I`ll pour do we have scones and cream?.
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windsorboyd
2 months ago
i'll have a nice chianti classico to ease my poor throat. merl does count towards the two a day if you don't pour it yourself.
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tash845
2 months ago
but of course, dahling
;)
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gedmen
2 months ago
I'll have that cold one to stave off any chances of catching 24 hour swine-flu from typhoid mary/windsor LoL
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quark
2 months ago
Sorry no scones

BUT Cream cakes for all!!!

Take your pick but leave me an eclair for when I get back ta.
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merlin11
2 months ago
cream cakes were brill.
typhoid mary rofl. will have to use that one .
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merlin11
2 months ago
have to take child in to town this morning might be a while. holiday weekend here so no school till wedneasday.
hope TM is feeling better and joins us today . where is lua???
come chill and have a coffee.
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gedmen
2 months ago
Maybe we can entice lua in with the aroma of fresh coffee with Baileys & warm cinnamon rolls, there is plenty here for everyone.
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quark
2 months ago
N'Ged

Ay I'll have a Baileys to toast the Toffees and Man.City

Their downfall of course. hehehe

DACCES
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merlin11
2 months ago
wow quark thats a first , i dont remember you ever drinking before.
hope windsor is feeling better
tash and lua how clever was ged.
:)
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tash845
2 months ago
merlin, very clever for sure. i just followed my nose here.
the smell of cinnamon gets me every time.
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quark
2 months ago
@Merlin

You found me out. It's really for Reubin!
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reubin
2 months ago
Yerf yerf.

ruff ruff.
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tash845
2 months ago
So that's why Lord Byron looked ragged today. He's been hanging with Reubin. No wonder he was looking longingly at my coffee ... he really needed it.
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merlin11
2 months ago
lol, what taste that dog has. :)
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gedmen
2 months ago
He is a Lord,he will have expensive tastes ;-D
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gedmen
2 months ago
Is Reubin a King Spaniel? Steak for a king isn't it lol
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windsorboyd
2 months ago
steak is wasted on dogs but mine barks at the cooker when she smells steak cooking so i have to give her some lol
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windsorboyd
2 months ago
and i am not typhoid mary
p.s i liked all the cream cakes hope you all are feeling okay rofl
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quark
2 months ago
N'Ged

His breed is King Charles' Cavalier

He is the Kings' Dog.
Only Rubys (colour of his coat) may be so called.

By Royal Decree of King Charles and never repealed
the Kings Dog must be allowed access to any premises
in the Kingdom without 'let or hindrance'.

RAFF
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tash845
2 months ago
Lord Byron is a Portguese Water Dog. He is very intelligent, great with children, a fantastic swimmer and lovely to be around.
He reminds me of a teddy bear.
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tash845
2 months ago
... he looks just like President Obama's dog, Bo.
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quark
2 months ago
@Tash

is he like the one pictured here?

http://blogs.dixcdn.com/shine_a_light/2009/01/13/labradoodle-or-portuguese-
water-dog/
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merlin11
2 months ago
very nice dog.
why did i think lord byron was a great dane? must have picked it up wrong.maybe because I knew he was a big dog.
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windsorboyd
2 months ago
i thought he was a newfoundland, must have made that up lol
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gedmen
2 months ago
I thought he was a poet lol
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windsorboyd
2 months ago
rofl
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tash845
2 months ago
@quark - I went to the site & he looks just like the third dog.
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windsorboyd
2 months ago
not as big as i expected but very cute, my neighbour is a dog sitter and she has had labradoodles in the past but they don't look much like the ones on that site, never heard of a water dog before are they rare in the u.s?
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merlin11
2 months ago
windsor , think carefully. you must have heard of the water spaniel at least.?
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windsorboyd
2 months ago
no are you making it up?
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gedmen
2 months ago
I thought everyone knew of the American water spaniel :-P
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tash845
2 months ago
windsor, nope merlin's not making it up. lots of dogs love the water -- labs, poodles, newfoundlands, brittany spaniels & of course portuguese water dogs. :))
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quark
2 months ago
I am trying very hard to think of an aquaphobic breed of dog.

Nope failed. Anyone?
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merlin11
2 months ago
my friend had one , it fell in the water as a puppy and was terrified of water afterwards.
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gedmen
2 months ago
Dogfish love the water,they can't get enough of it ;oD
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tash845
2 months ago
yea well sure, they're sharks. but you knew that. ;)
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quark
2 months ago
hey and sharks aren't fish they're mammals. LOL
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windsorboyd
2 months ago
is this the national geographic channel lol
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merlin11
1 month ago
just get my coffee and sit here quietly.
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gedmen
1 month ago
An ice cold shandy with lunch is the order of the day.
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merlin11
1 month ago
no probs. pored and sitting here with my southern comfort . lets eat . xx
windsor kept some for you.
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tash845
1 month ago
I'm having nice hot coffee and butterscotch pudding ... mmmm
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gedmen
1 month ago
That does sound nice tash,are we sharing ;oD
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merlin11
1 month ago
ged , you do know that sharing means you let the other person have some too?.
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windsorboyd
1 month ago
i have a new york style cheesecake and a pineapple upside down cake in the fridge, custard, caramel sauce and chocolate sauce oh and ice-cream (neapolitan) in the freezer does anyone want some?.

guineau fowls are simmer in their braising stock and smell lovely
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windsorboyd
1 month ago
they were lol, carcasses boiling now to make stock for soup for tomorrows lunch
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tash845
1 month ago
sure i'm sharing, there's plenty in the refrigerator. i know that ged does not want cheesecake (lol) but windsor has plenty for him. neopolitan ice cream yum yum
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windsorboyd
1 month ago
with fresh chocolate sauce double yum, or pineapple upside down cake, (one of your five a day rofl)
Merl you can't have any......................you know why!! LMAO
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gedmen
1 month ago
Pineapple doesn't work for me either,at this rate I'll have wasted away by tomorrow >:-(
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windsorboyd
1 month ago
neopolitan ice-cream and choc sauce? brie and oatcakes? bacon sandwich??
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merlin11
1 month ago
windsor , thats not very nice of you.
have a sore tooth this morning. think it was the dtale bread i had for dinner last night. rofc
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merlin11
1 month ago
stale , okay stale
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windsorboyd
1 month ago
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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gedmen
1 month ago
I couldn't see past the pineapple & cheesecake, the presence of foods I don't like can put me off good food if they are in the same vicinity.
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windsorboyd
1 month ago
i'll order a full english for you for tommorrow morning
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tash845
1 month ago
order the same for me please.
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gedmen
1 month ago
Now that makes tomorrow a day to look forward to (;0D
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merlin11
1 month ago
Ive added some little loin chops to that breakfast and xtra mushrooms.
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windsorboyd
1 month ago
the rolls are warming in the oven, help yourself to toast
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gedmen
1 month ago
I think we need more toast, some glutton has eaten the lot lol
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windsorboyd
1 month ago
we need a bigger toaster , one of those industrial 6 slice ones lol
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tash845
1 month ago
i'll bring over my extra toaster; it's got 6 slices.
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gedmen
1 month ago
I wonder how toast would accompany beer instead of tea?
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tash845
1 month ago
ok as long as the toast has something hearty on it
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windsorboyd
7 weeks ago
like bacon and eggs.
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quark
7 weeks ago
and don't forget the beans. LOL
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gedmen
7 weeks ago
No beans for me thanks, I'll have mushrooms instead.
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merlin11
7 weeks ago
me too.
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tash845
7 weeks ago
tomatoes?
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windsorboyd
7 weeks ago
good idea as long as they're vine-ripened lol
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gedmen
7 weeks ago
No objection here.
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windsorboyd
7 weeks ago
what ideas do we have for tommorrows specials board? fancy sausages and mash for lunch?? i vote for venison sausages with shallot and red wine gravy (and creamy butery mash we'll worry about the heart attacks later
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merlin11
7 weeks ago
my order is in thanks
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gedmen
7 weeks ago
I'll have that too,but with chips ;0D
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merlin11
7 weeks ago
made a large pot of coffee for all. its cold here this morning. watching the deer playing in the field.....
I like venison .
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merlin11
7 weeks ago
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who's turn is it to get the drinks in?? start of the weekend lol.
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merlin11
7 weeks ago
note to ged yes that is yours waiting on the bar. windsor i drank yours while i was waiting for you to join me.
guru
gedmen
7 weeks ago
Thx merl, tough luck windsor lol
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tash845
7 weeks ago
I need a drink ... rough few days ... was not away for pleasure wish i was. someone kind enough make me a sandwich please? i'm not fussy.
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quark
7 weeks ago
Not wishing to be too pedantic but please where is the coffee?

(I've run out at home and thought I'd pop in for one and cannot find any)
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gedmen
7 weeks ago
Two bacon sandwiches & two coffees coming up!
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merlin11
7 weeks ago
plenty coffee in the pot as always :)
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quark
7 weeks ago
Ahhhhhhhhhhh. Thx Merl. Found it behind all the empty bottles. LOL

There is now a small 'bottle bank skip' in the corner.

Respectfully would all who finish a bottle please place it therein.

Although not part of a Mods. duties I will ensure the skip is emptied from time to time as my 'bit' toward recycling.

Right coffee and butties now. Ummm Verrr Nice.

N'Ged Many thanks for the butties nicely hit the spot.

CUL all. leaves singing

"A'modding I will go, a'modding I will go eee eye adio a'modding I will go"
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merlin11
7 weeks ago
lol, very witty song, that coffee def hit the spot.
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gedmen
7 weeks ago
Its lunchtime now, whats on the menu?
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merlin11
7 weeks ago
roast rib of beef. x
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gedmen
7 weeks ago
What are the rest of you having lol
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tash845
7 weeks ago
grilled cheese and bacon
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tash845
7 weeks ago
and tomato too
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quark
7 weeks ago
What no lettuce?
guru
tash845
7 weeks ago
hey, you've gotta help too (lol)
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gedmen
7 weeks ago
N'Quark, I can step in if you want,but I can't guarantee that the end result will be edible lol
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windsorboyd
6 weeks ago
going to the cinema with the kids today to watch 'up' so it will be nachos, juice, popcorn, crisps and sweets for lunch. :( unless i can smuggle a sandwich in :)
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gedmen
6 weeks ago
I would ban all food from cinema's, too noisy & smelly, I'd probably ban children too rofl
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tash845
6 weeks ago
windsor, what did you see at the cinema?
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tash845
6 weeks ago
never mind, you said you're seeing "up" i'm just a bit tired.
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gedmen
6 weeks ago
I like the look of Zombieland...
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merlin11
6 weeks ago
me too.
guru
tash845
6 weeks ago
add me on too.
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gedmen
6 weeks ago
Ok, before we go here are the rules...

1/ No popcorn,sweets drinks,

2/ talking,

3/ children

4/ going the toilet during the movie

what have I missed...
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gedmen
6 weeks ago
I've probably missed the film while I've been reading through all the rules rofl
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merlin11
6 weeks ago
nice hot coffee and bacon with eggs, today is D day (or H day) for 3,4and 5. they are skipping on the trailer happily. bless. see what happens when you are ruled by your tummy?. follow food blindly.
then off shopping with my sister .
what a good day.
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windsorboyd
5 weeks ago
i need a hot cup of coffee and a nice sandwich before i have to start taxi-ing everyone everywhere.
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gedmen
5 weeks ago
@merl,I could never be ruled by my tummy rofl

@windsor, can you pick me up at 20:30 and I'll need taking home 2 hours later lol
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windsorboyd
5 weeks ago
where are you ged i've been waiting here for 2 days?? rofl
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tash845
5 weeks ago
no problems. i shall send the share plane for all and off we'll go to the movies! in what city shall we touch down in? then let's go out to dinner.
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windsorboyd
5 weeks ago
las vegas? or paris?
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tash845
5 weeks ago
Oh, Paris!!!
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windsorboyd
5 weeks ago
will we be having snails in garlic butter?
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merlin11
5 weeks ago
I wont , but i will have frogs legs in garlic butter.
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windsorboyd
5 weeks ago
i don't want any french onion soup, had a tin of it the other day very low in calories but so disgusting i had to throw it out.
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merlin11
5 weeks ago
having a quick snack, going to a presentation dance tonight but there is no food :( tho last year my sister smuggled piles of crisps in, hope she does it again. lol
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windsorboyd
5 weeks ago
smuggled food always tastes better than bought lol
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merlin11
5 weeks ago
those crisps tasted the best i have to agree with that .

dentist tomorrow. in bed early for the ordeal. the dentist that is , not me .
i will stay up late and drink southern comfort for courage.
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windsorboyd
5 weeks ago
what a brave soldier you are lol, i would call the dentist a coward but he has good reason to be afraid rofl
guru
tash845
5 weeks ago
Happy Birthday to our Quark! Hope it is a wonderful day for you.
I've got goodies in my kitchen.
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windsorboyd
5 weeks ago
there's a drink at the bar in the birthday thread for everyone .
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merlin11
5 weeks ago
i left my earl grey there for those of us who are just up. lol
but will have that drink with the birthday boy later.
Moderator
quark
4 weeks ago
Thanks Tash most appreciated

are the goodies Kosha?
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gedmen
4 weeks ago
Nothing here is off the 'back of a wagon' quark lol
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windsorboyd
4 weeks ago
waiting for the special's to be served up...
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gedmen
4 weeks ago
Who's for a full english?
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quark
4 weeks ago
Damn fine idea Ged. Don't forget Windsors favourite sausages.
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merlin11
4 weeks ago
and a little lamb chop as well please.
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gedmen
4 weeks ago
Sorry quark, no sausages for windsor, she's counting the calories...

Lamb chops are good, I could go for a mixed grill now.
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quark
4 weeks ago
N'Ged I meant for me!!!
guru
gedmen
4 weeks ago
oops lol
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tash845
3 weeks ago
.. and i like grilled chicken. i've got chicken cut up in my refrigerator i'll bring it over for the grill. i've got a really good marinade to put on it.
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gedmen
3 weeks ago
Whats in the marinade tash?
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tash845
3 weeks ago
Italian dressing is good and you can add in pieces of chopped up garlic and marinate your chicken in that also another marinade is a small amount of brown sugar with 3 tablespoons of light soy sauce with 2 cloves of garlic and 1/8 of a tsp. of black pepper.
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romeo53
3 weeks ago
sounds nice
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gedmen
3 weeks ago
Scrumptious even!
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tash845
3 weeks ago
I left some in my refrigerator -- there's plenty. Potato salad too. I'm leaving now for my brother's -- bye.
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merlin11
3 weeks ago
maybe i should try some salad, going to a very Posh Do on friday 5 courses and the usual wines, champagnes, ports and speeches.
However thats okay as neice is getting a massive trophy!!!!. so will be smug as well as well dressed.
lol.
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gedmen
3 weeks ago
Good for you merl, you deserve it!
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merlin11
3 weeks ago
thank you ged. :)
just relaxing with a coffee while my toes get painted. chilling a little something in the fridge to toast neice with with later this evening.
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gedmen
3 weeks ago
Have a great time merl, tell us all about it when you sober up lol
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tash845
3 weeks ago
yes do tell all (tash wishing she had a nice glass of ice cold champagne).
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quark
3 weeks ago
Big ice bucket with chunks of Ice, Magnum of Bollinger Champagne,

Buluga Caviar and 2 glasses.

You cannot drink champagne alone you know.
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gedmen
3 weeks ago
It should and will be drunk with friends, thatis why we are all here...
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quark
3 weeks ago
Ah you drunken ole fool I only brought two glasses.


One for Tash One foe ME!!
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merlin11
3 weeks ago
Hush now boys, i have my trusty portable champagne flutes , plenty for all.
I brought the blini`s for the baluga.
Hurry up windsor you must be needing a top up.
There was a bottle of bollinger at our dinner table . fab, We did celebrate that trophy still tired today, lol. very late night .
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quark
3 weeks ago
BUT, but but but but......
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windsorboyd
2 weeks ago
bollinger my fav, so glad it was on the table, it was all for me wasn't it rofl. You can have the beluga i prefer iranian caviar but i will have some blinis, and peanuts but only whole ones.