OK so we've had one-liners and catchphrases how about

Famous Last Words


(invent them in you wish as long as in the 'spirit' of the thread and
humourous)

Try this one

There I told you we could make that corner.

nice doggie...

That meteor looks like it's coming right at us...

No, it's not going to hit us.

I'm staying up so I can catch my favourite tv show........Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

trust me , its okay

What could possibly go wrong...

Don't open the door.

i'm here.

I want to spend the rest of my life with you...
Our love will last
forever...
Can't wait for the second season of the bionic woman...
I
think England will win the World cup this time...
I did not have sexual
relations with that woman...
I think it's meek meek...

ned kelly bushranger "such is life"

look ma! no hands!

there's only one way to find out...

what could possibly go wrong?

Don't worry he doesn't bite...

ogh, oh

I'll be back!

Don't worry, I know what I'm doing.

yes, i am sure the breaker is off!

I feel lucky.

Cap'n, the ship is about to blow up!

You're dead Jim.

This
is rocket science, not brain surgery.

What's that button for?
If I connect these two wires...

Yes that's all very well for you to say throw it but where do you want me
throw it now that I've taken the pin ou....

I'll take what's behind the curtain.

Oh shit,I forgot my chute,beautiful streamers open for
me,ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,splat!

famous last words as spoken by an aussie.

she'll be right.

Astalavista Baby

Aye Captain, I think we can make it past those icebergs,they appear rather
small.glug,glug,glug

Huston we have a problem

Baby, have you put on some weight?

Geronimo!

Niagara Falls slowly I turn step by step

of course i'm sure

The President is not a crook.


I am not a crook.

would i lie to you?

@singlew4...is that an old line or a new one in the making?
lol, just
kidding

Topical one here....Don't be ridiculous, we don't get earthquakes in
Britain!

You just had too much to drink.

"Hasta la Vista, baby"

Arnald Schwartzenager - Judgment Day

of course your pony doesn't hate you

no she doesn't kick

no she
doesn't bite

sit up keep your shoulders back and she won't be able to
buck you off

just go for a steady double clear, don't try any silly
turns

She said she was 18.

Yes I'll call you.

"Reports of my death are greatly exagerated."

Mark Twain

"I told you I was ill."

Spike Milligan (epitaph)

no it wont hurt.

its only a puddle,

im sure its a mushroom.

Oh, No.

"I can't sleep." James M. Barrie

"I should never have switched from
Scotch to Martinis"

Humphrey Bogart

My,that a friendly looking lion,here kitty,kitty.

faster than a speeding ticket

"Either that wallpaper goes, or I do".

Oscar Wilde

They didn't say there was going to be a fireworks
display on Mount
Vesuvious today.

@Nogds9 - "She said she was 16." We are a bit more liberal in the UK.

Aren't you suposed to say clear before you use the paddles.

of course i'm not lost!!

I don't need to read the instructions!

Only 10 floors to go, so far so good!

That's not a shark, it's a dolphin

Don't worry, the blue line means I'm
not pregnant...right???

Monkeys don't really throw their poo

I can
land this plane

Now hold onto that ladder

Anyone can do THAT

Let
me see if this will bear my weight

What could go
wrong?

the cheque is the mail

Don't worry - it is foolproof!

It's not global warming,it's the sun getting warmer.

@ nogds9 Nagila

actual there is global warming on mars and what does
science say about it wow the sun is hotter and the temperature on mars is
up in ratio the same amount as good ole terra firma but some claim it is
because of Human cause strikes me as a little strange yes

AHFA

Nagila Cap'n

Do you by any chance have a reference to a paper on the
subject that you quoted. I'd love to read it.

AHFA

@captsheridan could it have been global warming that ended the ice-age? lol

"I've never felt better" - Douglas Fairbanks

Nagila Quark I believe I read it the national astronomy mag or another UK
mag

AHFA

@windsorboyd

They were tropical animals so more likely Global
cooling.

Anyway we're getting off thread so

What do you mean Red Back
Spiders are dangerous they're not that big.

nagila quark

but they can kill and grow to a good size

a little bit of snow never hurt anyone

He won't bite, he just likes to play.

What type of snake is that?
It bite me.

Of course it is not going to blow up.

tick,tick,tick - BOOM

Look if you can't do it shut-up and let me try.

Now where did I put
the instruction book?

Who needs an instruction book? This is easy.

Hey this instruction book is in Russian,
aw well can't be too
difficult......

Ikea sell thousands of these how hard can it be to assemble?

Am i supposed to have this bit left over ?

Let go, come on give it to me, I'll show you how to use an axe
properly.

Neck shave with the cut-throat razor sir?

Oh yes I like to feel the sharpness of the bla......

There's nothing I don't know about computers...now where does this thing
plug into?

No that monkey is not making brown snowballs it's.......

What do you mean this is a one way street?

I'm going one way aren't
I?

I'm going outside, I may be some time...

I'll be right back..

Frankly my dear I don't give a damn

We have to talk...!

Let's see how fast this thing can really go!

i won't get stuck i have a 4x4

Oh don't worry dear,flying in an airplane is much safer than taking a
shower."Please fasten your seatbelts we're in for some turbulence."Well
dear,I never had to buckle up for a shower!

I don't understand what you mean,

I cannot see any hair on this
trigger.

the glorious reich will last for a thousand years...

Think I'll try that RED button

It's always the green wire

why can't i ?, you're not the boss of me!!

Of course I can cut hair! How hard can it be?

i did not have sexual relations with that woman....

"Yes, this is indeed a beautiful cave with all these stalactites and
stalagmites.
Hey that's an earthquake the stalagtites are breaking off and
........

How to remember which is which Tites come down.

- Does this dress make me look fat?
- Yes indeed

Darling, what exactly did you put in that mushroom soup?

dont worry no one will notice it.

the worst is over now.

What does this button do?



Mine Fuhrer, I'm walking!

"Drunk Officer? not me"

"Please blow in this bag Sir"

I wanted to make you jealous.

I will take it lunder advisement

@quark - stalagmites Mount up and stalactites Trickle down.

That's how I
remember which is which anyroadup. lol

Don't worry I took the bullets out...

"you carry on they busted that myth about a red rag to a bull"

he he
he

'I should of told him don't matter what you wave he'll still charge
you!'

first of all I am not lying.

The president is not a crook.

Hallowed be the Ori

and to follow

Replicators they're only bits of metal.

Lets get'em their only two of them.

oops typeo there's

to continue

Of course I'll shake hands with a wraith if he offers his
hand...

I'm melting,I melting!

Hit Any Key

Computer viruses no problem I've had all my shots.

Please know that I am quite aware of the hazards. Women must try to do
things as men have tried. When they fail, their failure must be but a
challenge to others

God will pardon me, that's his line of work

did i fire six shots or only five do ya feel lucky punk well do ya

"Rat poison only kills rats."

I`ll be back.

it's okay i'm a strong swimmer

"It was....fun"

it's not you it's me

its been a slice

Two bank robbers trapped in the banks vault 7 pm Sunday

I know we have
enough air for 10 Hours but the vault
timer is set to open for another 15
hours.

What are you doing with that knife......

happy landings!

don't panic

Heads I win, Tails you lose OK?

@quark abbot and costello?

don't tell me the answer i know this one

"Ship? Out of danger? Don't grieve, Admiral. The needs of the many outweigh
the needs of the few, or, the one! I have been and always shall be -- your
friend! Live long and prosper!"

I'll just take it like a man

From He**'s heart, I stab at thee... For hate's sake, I spit my last breath
at thee...


and my boyfriend says this one

The check is in the
mail

This thread is a mystery to me.

from Star Wars

It's not my fault

Stay on Target

I can't shake
him

...and there's nothing you can do about it.

what again

Nagila thetrekhippy and other Star Trek fans



'It was fun......Oh my'



If you wish to know ask in my GB.

@Quark A vulcan upon completion of the pon farr & knowing he won't be
getting any more for seven Whole years LOL...sorry Mr Shatner

'Let me go I didn't mean it'

gedmen
for usurping my little ploy
before it had time to grow.
for the insult to the Admiral you may
consider your wrists slapped. LOL

@Quark I'm sitting in the corner,red faced with my dunces hat on LOL

sorry forgot to post
'I was only trying to help'

This thread is a mystery to me - again already!

_____i am only a Doctor

trust me

Yes your bum does look big in that.

In the UK this is topical.

Aw it's only 26 miles 385 yards. No worries.

Dear John

Don't worry this airlock has built in safety featu.....

All the cool kids are doing it!

It's just down the way; you can't miss it.

We'll always have Paris --
Bogart to Bergman in Casablanca

dude where`s my car ?

Setting up a router no problemo.

'Who asked for ice in their drink?'........barman on the Titanic

'Watch
out, you'll have someones eye out with one of those'...King Harold at the
Battle Of Hastings

Czech supporter with 15 mins left in the game......''wonder who we'll play
in the next round''

The nourishment is palatable.

Who: Former US President Millard Fillmore

Notes: This was his response when his physician inquired about his food.

The water will never get That far.

How long can you thread water?

Bill Cosby - Noah's Ark

There are no piranhas in this part of the river.Darn I forgot to mention
except in the spring,summer and fall.

let`s be friends...

i won't tell anyone

How much worse could it get?

what's the wost that could happen?

of course i've got the date right

Bank getaway driver
"Watch out for the Stinger, what do you mean?"

Of course I removed the detonator. or did I. wai........

just wait...

it's all under control

i love you but...

You'll never know until you try it.

oh nooooooooooooo.

Don't drive angry.

Just one more drink, then I'm going home!

Now I lay me down to sleep....

Did I do thaaaaaat

Yes a cigarette please.

I heard that.

(You can't do that on television)

i'm not lost

It'll be ok. oh, wait what is that?

this will not hurt...

She told me she was old enough!...........to drink - that is-lol

Rosebud

Orsen Welles from Citizen Kane (I'm pretty sure on this... but)

Croatian Manager

Yes!! one up with a minute or so to go we can't
lose......

@devaasha rosebud is correct,it was not orson welles famous last words,he
played citizen kane,they where kanes last word,which is what you meant to
say...

my guess for the four semi-finalists are...

The Glasers

Ronaldo is not for sale.


Ronaldo being interviewd after
the European Cup win.

"I stay in Manchester"

you did what !

@odo who did what?

Look out for that tree...

What Tree?

No I am not married honey...trust me.

Who, me married

Not me

What wife????

this won't hurt a bit

Shall we?

I will if you will...


(decide upon your own
scenario)

what?

tic tic tic boom.. it wasnt me :-)

Honest Officer I only had a couple of drinks...

i can handle it

what do you mean that was the self-destruct button?

sit there !

is it safe overhere?

You will go to prison for the rest of ........

Hold the phone is that a cliff?

@gedmen -- thanks for the correction; I was close anyway :)


.... you just
cut this little red wire here....

I drank what?

No you should be seeing a .... on your screen, what? on dear I think
you've crashed.

Oh dear do you think you should take this medication it has all kinds of
bad side effects?Oh dear!!Oh dear!!

The oaf who said it was "NogDS9" leg.

"Of course it is your Nephew's
leg."

They were soon of course to be his last words on the
subject.

Now they will live in infamy within the Ferengi
Alliance.

Film title plus famous last words

Never say never again...

Same here gedman,
Tora!Tora!Tora!

go on tell me, i can take a joke

DUCK!

watch out for that..... never mind

It's all right I can see a bright light up ahead

where? where?

oh no not again.

what's that over there?

It's ok this bridge wasn't affected by the earthquake.

Tell your sister you were right.

of course i've done this before

now which leg was I going to amputate,ah yes,the x-ray shows the right
leg.....darn the x-ray was backward!

put some suncream on, you look a bit red

"Are you sure gasoline and magnifying glasses will be good for my
skin?"

"Oh yes, you'll just have the best sunburn on the beach."

Golfing in a lightning storm,I do it all the time.

PS,just had the worst
lightning storm here,I watched the lightning rods on the house glow purple
and then the loudest crash as they discharged the lightning into the woods
where it stuck a tree.Hail the size on silver dollars and wind that sounded
like a freight train was passing were its accompaniments.Close call.

Nagila Nephew Nog

I trust your prosthetic leg has no metal work.

AHFA

Don't worry...''lightning never strikes the same place twice''

stand under the tree gedman it will give you shelter from the storm

@windsor are you trying to bump me off,first you want to run me through
with a sabre,now you want to electrocute me! LOL

As it fits with the thread but is from 'The Italian Job'


"edge back as
far as you can go to coun to counterbalance me.....

hang on a minute
lads I got a great idea, er, er...."

I guess it's down to me then,don't worry I won't let you down!

Hey, wait what are you gonna do with that machete?

@zanderblande

That's a strange implement for a mohel (moyle) to use.

but I already had my bris!

Lie back and enjoy. Don't let the kahal see your fear.

Hey! Watch this! .......

dude where`s my car?

I always hide my spare door-keys where no burglar would think of
looking for them.

where is he?

No it will leave you alone if you play dead...I think.

Well George I'm certain I got him that time. George where are you oh
there you...you're not Geor.....